>take test
>toast results
ROBOT TEST
Asher Murphy
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William Price
i would never call myself a robot, it is pathetic.
Nolan Powell
looks like you're pathetic
Bentley Rodriguez
>female
>little interest in anime
Get the fuck out you fucking whore.
Jaxon Brown
4 of those points are for having a smartphone I bought only 3 months ago and barely use.
3 for not being a diagnosed autist.
3 for not having a smoking/drinking habit. (Wouldn't call it addiction quite yet...)
I wonder if this could be used as a normie checklist as goals to aspire to.
Aaron Cox
Yeah, this seems about right.
The points are a bit on the high side, because if I was unsure then I clicked it
Connor Bell
OP is just this, don't go to his website.
Tyler Brooks
>yes to female
>no to healthy view of the opposite sex
Who hurt you user
Kayden Gutierrez
its 10x easier to use the site tho.
Julian Peterson
>it's 10x easier to eat mcdonalds, goy!
Andrew Ortiz
Your total: 21
Your class: Wizard
Samuel James
Yes, I do happen to be a wizard
Christian Adams
i dont think (((they))) would set up in an r9k online test
Jackson Cox
i think my score gotten lower ever since the last time i took this test
Jonathan White
bump to see how many normalniggers there are in this shithole
28 wizard apprentice
Juan Collins
I want to turn this website into a self improvement website. Who a /go-getter/ here?
Owen Flores
oh hey that's pretty cool did you code that yourself
Joshua Wood
86. I missed so many points on the first half of the social bit
Nolan Reed
49 points and 28. When does the bride end?
William Scott
What am I even originaly doing here
Benjamin Hernandez
Robot RISE UP
this is our board
Dylan Bell
Your total: 24
Your class: Wizard
barely missed out on wizard rank last time i did one of these
Easton Roberts
dunno m8, i'm at 132 and feel like dogshit half the time, maybe success isn't all its cracked up to be
Angel Powell
Sex life gave me way too many points, this test assumes that it's super difficult, but it's really not, first time I just asked my coworker to take my virginity and second time it was white trash suffering from new year's hangover.
Brody Watson
Anyone that gets over 58 should just leave, you people make me sick
Hunter Morgan
Maybe what robots and wizards see as "success" is just being a somewhat healthy and independant adult.
Nolan Mitchell
I got 102 - normalfag but actually I fit the slightly strange description almost perfectly.
Jack King
I'm a robot, get the fuck out normalfags.
Brandon Cruz
48, but not a virgin. My existence is suffering
Joshua Peterson
i got 47, but i got 19 points from the physical part of the test. im a mental fuck up tho
28 kv yasss queen slay yaasss
also if ur not a virgin ur not a robot. i DONT GIVE A FUCK what this stupid questionaire says or what anyone says, if ur not a virgin ur not a robot PERIOD. also females cant be robots
Brayden Scott
get out fag 135 is too damn high
Ethan Diaz
oh shit that should be 50, i forgot to check the last one, i dont consume hentai, not since i was 14, but im still a kv robot tho
Ryder Cook
>if ur not a virgin ur not a robot. i DONT GIVE A FUCK what this stupid questionaire says or what anyone says, if ur not a virgin ur not a robot PERIOD. also females cant be robots
the guide needs an amendment for the robot and some of the lower ranks so that even if you somehow manage to get said ranks while being no a virgin/female you aren't given he rank robot
Jonathan Ross
fuck you, you faggot.
>Oh waah waah i'm physically attractive but i'm a mental fuck up!
Why can't you get laid?
Carson Taylor
the great robutt authority has requested an original comment to be put on this field.
Samuel Nelson
shut up you disgusting neurotypical FUCK, PLEASE KILL YOURSELF and get the fuck out of my r9k. im a autistic shy virgin in my soul
its as they say, its not about the size of the dog, its the size of the fight in the dog. i moved around to a new school every 2-3 years my whole life and dropped out at 16, you know NOTHING ABOUT ME you filthy disgusting rat FUCK YOU ARE DISGUSTING
fucking normies like you sicken me to my stomach, its like your inner self is as disgusting as your outer self. just because you are physically aesthetic doesnt mean you get laid regularly, david gandy was a virgin until 21 (pic related). ur a normie incel at worst, ur not the purest form of a robot
Nathan Baker
this basically. not being a virgin should give a flat rate of +25, and always gives you a minimum score of like 60 or something, regardless of the other scores
Wyatt Kelly
at least im not a full on robot/wizard
Evan Nelson
>i'm attractive but i'm actually shy and sad on the inside :(
>kys you ugly fuck!
btw, i'm a sperg too. I wasn't blessed with good looks like you apparently. I just got lucky with a psycho girl that further fucked me up mentally. You know what it's like to taste heaven and be thrown back to the earth? No, you don't, because you haven't used the one thing the universe gave you to make it. But I don't hate you, I won't tell you to kill yourself. Because I want you to make it. I want you to make it and then lose it like I did, so you'll understand how right I am.
Benjamin Wilson
>You know what it's like to taste heaven and be thrown back to the earth?
Ahahaha fucking this oh god I'm tired of feeling like shit I should have been over this for months
John Williams
>arfer.net
3 more years
Hunter Sanchez
Well 13 points is good enough right
Christian Cooper
>waaa waaaaa i experienced intimacy and love but it eventually fell apart aboooo~~ aabboooboooo~~~ :'((((
as a genuine virgin, and someone who is incredibly sensitive, i fell in love with girls probably harder than most people. this is common amongst adult virgins in the study by brian gilmartin in his book on adult virgins
usually the old virgins were all melancholics who felt the feeling of love exceptionally hard and usually very early, only they never got to experience any of it. i went through my teens and early twenties in the same way, falling deep in love with girls but never experiencing any of it. this is noticeably worse than what you experienced, yet disgusting disingenuous neurotypical fucks such as yourself pretend like its nothing
and i dont even want to lose my virginity at this point, im content dying a virgin. i just find various ways to cope with the mental pain that is associated with never experiencing any form of intimate love, and PLEASE believe me there are quite a lot of negative consequences of being a virgin
if you dont believe me just read the free book that academically studied adult virgins by brain gilmartin, google it. ur not a robot, only virgins can be robots
Angel Cooper
>13
>Wizard
Good.
>You are a Female
>+6
It should be +95
Nathaniel Stewart
:X sorry guise
ouch!
Aiden Russell
>Your total: 21
>Your class: Wizard
I'm not sure how i feel about this.
Joshua Anderson
glad i've given you to a thing chuckle about
Why is that you're a virgin? If you have such good looks, and I myself, as an ugly person had a short-lived relationship where I had sex 3 times, why can't you do what I did? Maybe it's because miracles can happen. I believed that happened to me was fluke, and it will never happen again. If you have the looks, you have an even better chance to accomplish it. And what happened to me didn't happen until I was 18. So I can somewhat empathize with that feeling of hopelessness. But would you really prefer to have an experience you've craved and then once you know what its really like, never have it again? And why does this make you hate me so much? I don't hate you for your virgin status. What I do hate is your belief that I don't belong here just because I got lucky. Its not like i'm some chad that goes out clubbing with my dudebros every weekend.
Samuel James
23 points from physical, 0 from the mental part, 0 from social part, 6 from accomplishment, 11 from bonus.
I feel you desu.
Luis Butler
(Muttering something along the lines of normfags I came here to escape you)
Christopher Thompson
>And why does this make you hate me so much?
cause u flamed me, a virgin, for my looks while being a non-virgin yourself you BRAINDEAD HYPOCRITE. fuck, normies are so fucking stupid
>What I do hate is your belief that I don't belong here just because I got lucky
IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT THE FUCK YOU BELIEVE IN, ur not a fucking robot, ur a ugly normie incel. all non-virgins are not robots, just that simple
Robert Reyes
I was literally telling you that you're attractive, and have a chance. But I guess you really take pride in being a virgin so you can be in super special robot club. Call me what you want, I don't care anymore. I've probably been here longer than you anyway, chad.
Ryder Roberts
>114
>Normalfag
Guess I'll have to leave you guys, thanks for the laughs
Lucas Williams
There are no words to describe this great sadness, I fear for what i've become.
Thomas Stewart
>59 cyborg
Fucking hate this shit. Be 10/10 physical but what does it matter if you're a sperg mentally and socially. Can I stay here or am I too much of a normo?
Sebastian Morris
>I've probably been here longer than you anyway, chad.
>says the non-virgin
ive been browsing Jow Forums since before i even made my steam account, pic related
Wyatt Thomas
okay, got me there. You beat me by a couple years. But still, I was just poking fun with the Chad comment. I'm sorry for being mean at first. And I'll still refrain from shitting on you about your virginity. I think you can make it, user.
Blake Sullivan
Oh is that good or not
Evan Murphy
Get out originally of course
Anthony Moore
hey virgins, bow down to me, i'll show you the way
Bentley Hill
you have to leave, go to Jow Forums or sleep
Gabriel Walker
>31 wizard apprentice
funny. objectively this is what I am but for some strange reason I perceive myself as fairly normal
Justin Barnes
Got a 122.
Also, how the fuck is having children only worth 1 point?
Jace Lopez
I want my board back
oregon
Nathan Gray
HOLY SHIT THERES NO HOPE ANYMORE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM ONLY 18 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FUCKING HELP
Leo Harris
Fifty-three points.
I am a robot.
Benjamin Thompson
sheeeit mang, how badly did you mess up to be so tragic at 18?
Gabriel Price
64, Cyborg.
Though there are a lot that I'm not 100% sure of. I mean I didn't check it, but I don't think my face is bad. So the score is probably within a range.
Either way, just scraped by above Robot. Hopefully this is my lowest ever. Not that I think I'll ever improve, too late for that.
Juan Morris
want a greentext about it
Jackson Morgan
hit us with it senpai
Juan Turner
Don't greentext because then the r*dditfags will steal it.
Jace Barnes
i consider myself a cyborg but whatever
Zachary Davis
Same, I'm currently in the process of trying to get my life together. I can never be fully normal, but at least I'd be able to blend in.
Jeremiah Robinson
since is right ill just give a very short story.
before i entered high school, was a pretty normal kid and even played sport. as soon as i entered high school became an absolute mess and became a drop out at 15. i have no irl friends, and the only people i talk to is family who hate me. while not over weight, i have gained a lot of weight and would be considered fat, all i do mostly is play vidya and read manga that ive download online. i am planning to do an online education this year to hopefully fix my life
Gabriel Cruz
Guess im just a depressed faggot then
Go see a psychiatrist if you can afford it, i used to be very socially inept too.
My problem was that i would value myself only in relation to my surroundings, like alot of people tend to do on here. Psych actually helped me alot, dunno if it will for you. But i can reccomend
Asher Perry
Got a lot of points in the first part but that all has mainly to do with deep rooted insecurities, like going to the gym Cuz i dont wanna get fat and keeping my teeth clean Cuz I cant handle the im gonna get for bad teeth so probably low tier slightly strange
Jason Rodriguez
Your total: 39
Your class: Robot
James Scott
Your total: 24
Your class: wizard
seems right
Carter Martin
I guess I've kinda been going towards the human way lately but i still hold some robo-doubts about females and shit despite I'm pretty close to an engagement with a 7/10 which I'm not even sure I like
Benjamin Lopez
>robot
you have to go outside to get a criminal record.
Wyatt Morales
>Fetish: None; Feet; BDSM; DP; etc.
what the fuck does this mean, is having a fetish good or bad?
Jeremiah Russell
Life is shit and I'm the one responsable for it
Kayden Cooper
>65
>Cyborg
Same as always
Jace Davis
doing this test has just made me feel like even more of a failure, not that i expected it to be any better
Easton Anderson
Over the years I've gone from "slightly strange" to "cyborg" to robot. Not very fun.
Samuel Price
>have an attractive face
>healthy weight for your age and sex
>have a decently healthy diet
>have at least a decent fashion sense
>have a good hairstyle
>take pride in your body
Fuck these sorts of questions and quizzes. And that's just from the first section.
Easton Sanchez
>75
>cyborg
I'm a woman, and that's the best I could do?
Julian Gonzalez
75 is too low for women unless you're severely mentally ill or virgin.
Caleb Cox
I hate myself and being alive and probably have something wrong with me. I had sex with my now boyfriend, so if it hadn't been for the virginity and female points, I would have scored even lower.
Blake Wood
bonus round fucked me over, yo
im only super social online btw
Colton Sanchez
you're just a weakling
Levi Russell
I guess it's true what they say about females - you dont even have to try there's always a schmuck who'll love you. That's the reality.
Jaxson Reyes
Barely a wizard. Lost a lot of points by not really having any addictions. Hopefully I get some in the future so I can become more of a wizard.
Isaiah James
He's an actual robot. He wasn't even that excited to have sex with me as he was happy to have someone to play 2-player games
I had to throw myself onto him sexually. He's some Tumblr brand of asexual.
Dominic Foster
Cyborg for a woman is the equivalent of robot or wizard apprentice for men. That said you're probably not actually a female so it hardly counts.
Isaiah Morris
>78
I shall be the useless bridge between two worlds that have no reason or desire to interact.
Julian Cruz
91 points, I've come a long way. Was low cyborg a couple years ago. If I get a gf, I'll instantly jump up to chad tier.
feelgoodfam
Isaiah Turner
Your total: 45
Your class: Robot
Living up to the name dammit...
Anthony Rodriguez
I definitely feel like a social awkward male. Especially around normie women. They go to size me up like they do the regular competition, realize I'm retarded, and then treat me even worse for not realizing I was retarded sooner.
> tfw you watch aggressive porn to channel some of your autistic woman hate, despite being a woman as well
Landon Gonzalez
Well >125
Matthew Morgan
Wow I've graduated from cyborg since last year.
I'll be leaving you soon laddies.