Wishes

You get 3 wishes and they come true. What are they?

Mine is

1. 10 million dollars
2. A slavic gf that is not a golddigger
3. To be couple inches taller

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1. I die
2. Everyone dies
3. There's no one to cry anybody

1.The sweet release of death
2.Nobody remembers me
3.None. Those are the 2 wishes I needed

why wouldn't you wish for more money than that?

anyway, mine are:
1. 100 Billion dollars
2. A super advanced, loyal, life-like robotic waifu with the most powerful AI brain
3. To be a Saiyan, with all the benefits (super strength, flight, ki powers, getting stronger the more I fight)

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>why wouldn't you wish for more money than that?

No human being needs more than 10 million dollars
>inb4 commie
nah

1. 1 trillion dollars USD that can't be taxed by government.
2. Be immortal
3.This website to not exist.

yeah for oneself, but think about the amount of good you could do for the world with that kind of money. You could donate millions or billions to every charity you or scientific research group you wanted if you had 100 billion at your disposal.

1. to be very cute :3
2. to get as much care and support and protecc as I need
3. to be remembered for multiple positive and significant contributions to humankind after I die

I. wake up tomorrow as if I've lived my entire life healthily and to my own definition including having the knowledge how to cook for myself
II. an apartment both nice in location/design which is comfy
>nearby park with trails
>quiet/safe neighborhood
>nearby stores & other convenient places
III. 500K upfront with neetbux 2-3k/month

1) Instant super successful business ownership with immense profits
2) Instant psychological and physiological fix that removes all my worst faults such as crippling laziness, small stature and social anxiety
3) Immortality for myself and those i care deeply about

1. Want my Allyson back
2. Be happy with her rest of our lives together again
3. Really wish my wishes come true because i miss her a lot

1.) Ability to monitor my body. This lets me easily diagnose myself. if my brain chemistry is off I'll know it, if I'm having health problems I can easily diagnose it.
2.) Powerful and vivid creativity/imagination/vision. This increases my creativity and lets me picture things very easily. I can now be driving force in any creative industry
3.) Have someone around my age who shares most of my interests/desires with whom I can relate to, work, and live close to for the rest of my life. - I think this solves a lot of problems, but keeps things interesting, and ultimately allows me to win life.

1. win the next powerball lottery
2. extreme good luck with all things
3. for everyone on Jow Forums to be able to have a close and meaningful connection with someone they deeply care about

>have a sum of money to last me a life time
>a gf who fits my quotas
>to live in a comfy 2 story house in a snowy rural area

I would love to study history and get a guaranteed job and have enough money to give away

I want to lucid dream forever. The next time I go to sleep I will never wake up from my sleep and I will lucid dream forever. My second wish would be to continue dreaming even after I die as if I never died at all. I guess I have no need for a third dream

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and by third dream I mean third wish obviously

1. Being smart and creative
2. Having great social skills
3. Arsenal wins the CL

1.-travel to another planet
2.-being rich
3.-being immortal

1. completely immortal and indestructible

2. can teleport wherever I want whenever I want

3. idk, set the genie free? does it even work that way? am I allowed to pull that sappy Disney bullshit?

1. anything i say is true even if it bends reality
2. i can turn my first wish off periodically when i want
3. ez

1. immense luck, win all lotteries i enter and always get good shit in mario kart.
don't need anything else so i guess cures for every disease and end to world poverty/starvation whatever.

>1 Trillion Dollars
>Ability to take aesthetic features from whoever I want and give them to whoever I want
>Super intelligence, Dr Manhattan levels of Omniscience

1-omnipotence
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1-to be the luckiest man i the world
2- 30 cm dick without erectile dysfunction
3-my waifu will be in heaven waiting for me when i die

1. to have infinite wishes
2. those wishes don't have any consequences
3. gee idk maybe become a cute boy

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Here we go

1. to be really talented at something ANYTHING
2. to be immortal and have the time to try the things i've dreamed about
3. shy virgin gf who is crazy for me

Just wipe the existance of humanity thank you

why the fuck don't more people wish for infinite wishes?

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1. Sinisa Vuco makes a new metal album
2. slightly bigger dick
3. a new PC

>My waifu is now real (has all abilities and is loyal to me)
>Immortality and the ability to give and take away immortality from people
>Unrivalled intelligence
My waifu is real, so I have someone to live for, and I can bestow immortality on my waifu so she's with me forever, and my intelligence cures my depression over suddenly becoming stupid and failing most of my subjects back in HS (while also letting me try and stop entropy from destroying every single thing that has ever existed for the last 13.5 billion years and the trillions of years ahead of us, because being immortal when Heat Death occurs is a fate worse than death)

1. Intelligence
2. A cure for my mental illnesses
3. Actually cure my physical illnesses as well

From here I can do the rest I wish ;_;

1. m0ney
2. big dick
3. qt virgin asian American female wife

1. 100 million dollars
2. A spaceship to travel the stars with my frens (With connection to tv, wifi on earth, radio etc.)
3. prolonged lifespan, i dont know how long, just longer.

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>able to manipulate my physical form at will
>time travel
>third wish saved for later

1. Magic is real, and i can control it and study etc.
2. 50 million dollars
3. The ability to stop time for an indefinite amount of time, i dont age either.

1. To see Jesus and Mary
2. That the Catholic Church would have a valid pope
3. To be free from everybody and everything

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Pay attention in economics class, kids

>all the normies die
>all the faggots die
>all the stacies die
thank me later

1. A bigger penis.
2. Millions of money.
3. Marrying a woman of my dreams.

1. to become an android while keeping my own mind, but i am able to grow stonger and to modify my robot body
2. infinite amount of untaxable money
3. thats about it i guess, maybe a gf while im sitll human

I wish for unlimited wishes

originul

>all niggers die
>all jews die
>I die
I give you a beautiful world and myself a release of death

>all jews, niggers, and inidians die on the spot
>$1,000,000,000. Invest it all, live off dividends and returns
>a super hot body that I don't need to work to maintain (aka 5'11, no blemishes, low body fat, attractive face, etc.)

I'd just make the world a better place and then become the ultimate recluse and smoke weed and play vidya until I die

>saiyan
Th-that's impossible! IT'S THE MOST BASED THING I'VE EVER SEEEEN!

blessed annihalterposter

1. Go back in time to my 13 year old self with no memory lost so I can restart my life and avoid all those mistakes
2. Good health (especially teeth)
3. Since those 2 above won't happen I'd like a cold beer, please

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I need to get Christopher Sabat to say that in Vegeta's voice now

get over 90% on the DAT
get into a good dental school
no debt

plx

1. Every living and biological thing on Earth especially myself dies instantly
2. Earth blows up
3. Whoever is granting the wishes dies

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1. Be happy
2.
3.

1: I wish for omnipotence
2: I wish said omnipotence can never be taken away by any means
3: I wish said omnipotence is not subject to any monkey-paws or negative repercussions.

1: Biononics from the Commonwealth Universe from Peter F. Hamilton
2: 100 Million Euro
3: the government to not harass me

>the genie is now happy
>he vanishes

Hmm...

1. 10 billion USD
2. +1.5 inches to penis girth, +3 inches to penis length
3. Ridiculously Jow Forums, but not horrendously muscular, like a Greek god or a very athletic build

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1. 1 million dollars
2. A beautiful lady
3. A giant pumpkin head

Get a bf
Sex
Become a NEET

1. Become God
2. Become God
3. Become God
If a man may dream, then he should dream big.

I just want to not have been born to start with

Are you aiming for an mde starterpack?

1. I wish for a 280 cm penis.
2. I wish for the new Tool album to be released exclusively to me.
3. I wish for 5 dollars to get an ice cream to rub on my enlarged penis.

>Wish for the ability to wish for more wishes
>Wish for 20,000 wishes
>Wish for every 100th wish to automatically be for 20,000 more wishes
>Wish for the wisdom to use wishes optimally for comfiness and contentedness
>Use wisdom to use wishes as effectively as possible

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THE DUBS OF TRUTH
GOD BLESS user

1. Immortality
2. The ability to control time to my whim
3. Unlimited money