Irish bots

Heard that living in ireland is pretty comfy.

Clean air, low population density and well developed infrastructure.

paint thinner

I agree. I have the odd sip on that every now and again.

All true. There are some bustling cities 'round the place, but i've stayed out in a rentable home in Kilkee, where you can walk down to the beach and do a lot of stuff there. Highly recommend if you're looking for a peaceful stay.

Like where, user?

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german and irish are best modern races change my mind brown creatures

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What a coicidence that my mom is german but muh dad is irish.

My ancestors originally

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this desu originally34

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>germanic and celtic are best modern races
FTFY

my grandma tells me our people are loud and extroverted and love potatoes

Delete this, Barbarian

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I'm from lreland all I can say is Fuck Gaeilge

Afrikaner-Australian here, I respect Irish anons since you're one of the few white ethnic groups that stood up to the britbongs

Cork user here. I love Ireland so fucking much, but our country is filled to the brim with disgusting roasties and normies who think drinking cans and holding somewhat liberal ideals qualify as personality traits.

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>le im celtik faec

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Ireland surface level is quite peaceful anywhere but the main cities like Dublin, Cork, and Limerick, go there only if you like getting shouted at by druggos and want to be constantly watchful for Paddy the local traveller who takes a hit of cocaine then beats his wife and lives in a literal shanty town of caravans. Keep to coastal towns, heavily rural places or rich areas if you want any sort of /comfy/ life without being fear of getting shanked by a junkie 5 metres from your doorstep.

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>Found out the other day that my great-grandfather was actually Northern Irish
>My whole family from then backwards is from around Belfast

I always thought I had Irish ancestry but I thought and hoped it was from the area of the modern day republic, not the north. D-do you guys think my ancestors were dirty loyalists?

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Fuck potato niggers
Fuck the Brits more

you guys are the best entertainers
example: conan o brien

i read somewhere that only africans and the irish have natural "rhythm" in their gene

Started a new job in Dublin and need to get a hobby or something. There any fun autistic stuff to go to or is it just all shit?

do you know if they were catholic or protestant?

All I'm saying is most of the roasties here can't even speak a word of fucking English.

Jesus, is this thread seriously still going? I left for like 2 hours and it still aint archived, dang.

We have Ed Sheeran and Connor McGregor too (although Connor's a bit of a wanker).

I want to fuck an irish twinks pale bum

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You can visit Irish "Beauty Spots" like the Cliffs of Moher or The Burren. Just don't bring any shit like litter or stamped on fags with you because you'd get fucking lynched. A lot of us hate the shit Amerifags and yurofags leave behind, those included. You could also check out Dublin Zoo, fun little place to go. Recommended you go in the summer, though. The animals usually hide in cover during winter so you can barely see them.

Fuck off Amerifag neckbeard, we don't need shitheads like you poisoning the minds of our potato people.

anyone here in ucc?thinking of going there next year what's it like?

Irishbot here. The other day I was looking at this girl and she had a pale face, but her neck and hands were this brown colour from false tan. Why the fuck do our girls do this? Who finds it attractive?

Th-their surnames are all of Scottish origin so I'm pretty sure they were Ulster Scots and therefore protestant

>Tfw my ancestors were dirty Brit bootlickers

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That's not true actually I see lots of college girls with good asses. They don't have the prettiest faces though

Amerifag tourists. They make fun of our pureblood women for their pale skin, thus poisoning their minds into thinking a tan is the way to go. I hate the fuckers.

I'm from Ireland and all I can see is westbrits like you get the bullet

Let me just have a tumble in the hay with you lad

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I don't think about them.

I wouldn't, even if i was a woman.

You do now, faggot.

Oh wow, I'm so offended, you sure got me

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Who cares what people think of us.

haha i sure got you didn't i now fuck off back to gun world before i throw my spuds at ya.

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ls that a fucking nigger???

i honestly can't tell

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Its ok, just come rest yourself in my big strong american arms

I envy your skin color, thats what I think

no man that's gay go back to /r9gay/ you gay

Im not fucking gay you normie

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Up the ra!

Up the ra!

if you're not gay then leave your house and get a girlfriend, faggot

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I WOULD IF I COULD lDIOT

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YOU FUCKING CAN DO IT user, I BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN IF YOU HAVE CONFIDENCE AND TRY. BE YOURSELF, EVEN IF YOURSELF ISN'T THAT PRESENTABLE GIRLS WILL LIKE YOU FOR BEING HONEST. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU MAY HAVE BEEN REJECTED, YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING. YOU WILL FIND THE GIRL THAT LOVES YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE, YOU HAVE TO GO AND FUCKING DO IT INSTEAD OF SITTING ON YOUR ASS MOANING ABOUT
>tfw no gf
YOU GOTTA GET OUT THERE AND DO IT MY MAN. I BELIEVE IN YOU.

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oh god you're right, what the fuck have I become, my world could be so much bigger than this bedroom

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I have fucking dyslexia ya mankey cunt

I know man. I know you can do it. I believe in you. You just need to get out there and explore what this world has to offer. Get out, go to a bar or something. Meet some girls, do something! Just try your hardest to be yourself, and try your ABSOLUTE hardest not to let your autism take over. That's fucked me over quite a few times.Everyone that got a gf has all gone through what you have, user. You have to do this, so you can become one of them. One of us. I believe in you.

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Screenshotted and saved in my life advice folder, thank you so much

You're very welcome user. I'm bent on saving this board from virginity, one robot at a time. You can do this user, i'm proud of you,

Who here Monaghan?

Thread is originally kill

>Thread is originally kill

why?

DUBLIN DUBS

Thread's starting to die. Unless this somehow gets revived again.

Irish are joyful and great people, I immigrated to Ireland 10 years ago. Great country

Having lived in ireland all my life, i welcome you warmly. May our heiniken, bar fights and potatoes bring you great joy.

after reading this thread i feel somewhat better, maybe we aren't so bad

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I'm an ameriburger and my neighbor is an irish milf, she's from ireland and her accent is so fucking hot and we've always shared a flirty connection, but she's probably 20 years older than me

Describe your body type and personality and i'll give you ok to fuck one of our women or not.

Of course the irish aren't bad. We're like america, but with less supremacists and terrorists

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>body type
slim, athletic, mostly due to genetics I'm half japanese and half caucasian (yea yea supreme gentleman yada yada)

>personality
quiet, been described as "brooding", serious looking all the time

Me and her have shared a lot of warm exchanges over the years. I even surveyed her a sex survey (roles of men and women and sex etc) we had to do for my junior year health class. Looking back I don't know how I gathered the courage to just go up and ask her but she was very light and open about it

Okay i kind of belive you but just for calrification i need face and timestamp.

Sorry I'm too self conscious, but I forgot to add: her name is Dee, and on st pattys day 2009 I stole 3 pairs of her panties while everyone was at the parade, they were all thongs

you've lost the right to fuck. No questions asked.

Am l being revoked?

patrick don't leave me like this

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man, thats the scots you're thinking of

English user here. I fucking hate my country desu and I think most people here are either super uptight cunts or totally retarded, or both.

I've visited Ireland a few times and I really love it out there. The people are way more friendly in both the Republic and the North IMO, the culture is great, the women are far more attractive, and the accents slide through your ears like smooth butter. Unlike English people, who are all really grumpy, on average pretty ugly, and who have accents that sound like perpetually having a cock in your mouth and that grate on your ears like razor blades.

Do I have any chance of being able to successfully immigrate to Ireland and make a comfy life out there? I'm desperate to leave England but I don't want to go to a non-English speaking country and I also don't want to go to the other side of the world like Australia like most Anglocunts looking to escape this shithole do. Ireland always feels ultra comfy and nice when I go out there, it feels like a nice cosy little corner of the world and I feel like I could make a good life out there and be much happier. Do I have any chance of making it? And will I be accepted in Eire?

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Reunify Ireland, but under British rule

yeah its pretty easy to get a visa here if you are English and id say yeah people will accept you,but you gotta take the round of IRA jokes for a while as well as general slagging over the troubles and the history between us etc

Yeah i dont mind any of that, i've never felt patriotic towards england at all and i hate the queen/monarchy

I am strongly considering this so hoping very much that MUH BREXIT doesnt actually happen and fucking end my plans to escape

doesnt matter even if England leave the EU Ireland and the UK have signed old agreements that give UK citizens preferential treatment

scot frens and irish frens get along

>be me
>be a fucking leaf
>be of Irish descent
>know a lot about my family's history
>know a lot about world history
>read a bit on Ireland
>interested in folk music
>collected some Irish folk specifically

>grandmother
>daughter of Irish immigrants
>wants to go on vacation there
>mom wants to come
>agree to take them, drive them wherever they want to go
>genuinely excited because vacation is fun, grandma is cute

>but my mother is super embarrassing
>loud
>frightened by cars
>is the worst stereotype of an "ugly American" despite being a leaf
>biggest plastic paddy on the planet
>like she's basically every person on St. Patrick's Day ever
>know now that my mother is going to be pretty disrespectful to the locals and the sites
>know that she's probably going to fuel some Irishbot's greentexts in about a year
>just want to make my grandma happy

I want to say that I'm sorry in advance.

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Dont worry lad, most people expect it and they'll just assume you're americans anyway so you wont even disgrace your actual country

You are super pale
You are tax haven for american companies ,

You are less educated uglier versions of brits .

I'm Catholic and have a Scottish surname. There's hope for you yet!

This except we're more educated and less ugly than Brits.

Ed Sheeran is English...

No opinion, Irish people are fairly rare and most of their posts seem rational, I just wish the Polish would fuck off. Romanians seem like a bunch of dicks too.

Cork user here.
Love Ireland desu. It's a great place. Shame it's been ruined by normal fags and immigrants. I have a discord if any of you fags are interested.
/7HEwSUU

(OP) You guys are pretty chill people to us over in the mid western area of america.

My ancestor. his aura could probably crush 1000's of others
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