27 y/o

>27 y/o
>never had sex
>never had a gf
>never kissed a girl
>unloved as a child
>not one single friend

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wow you fit right in

please take your complimentary virgin noose, self pity, and borderlining pedophelia!

have a great day!

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Kys you subhuman r*dditor because you don't fit right in here

Welcome to r9k - your new spiritual home. Stick around and you'll realise that you're in a better position than lots of robots.

HaHa !o!

me too op, except im 28

if ur depressed take mushrooms, they are a very potent anti-depressant. i take them every 2 months, otherwise im so depressed i cant get out of bed, pic related. go to desu archive and search for mushrooms on r9k, theres tons of other experiences there

otherwise i cope with videogames, imageboards, and getting into religion. virginity is highly prized in just about any religion, and the ones that interest me the most are gnostic christianity/dead sea scrolls people, but thats just me

life is suffering, what else can i say

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here listen to dis, i'll make u feel beter
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also
>unironically wearing underwear in 2019
lel

why the fuck would you wear underwear for? they are adult diapers. PLEASE can someone tell me, what is the purpose of wearing underwear? your pants cover up your genitals perfectly fine, theres no objective reason to wear underwear whatsoever

underwear increases the amount of bacteria around your genitals because its more humid when you wear it. literally underwear are a magnet for bacteria, when i were underwear id always have like bacteria molds on my penis growing, but when i stopped wearing them they all went away, and im a virgin btw

you have to wash underwear everyday, its expensive, and its needless. only dumbass normies unironically wear underwear, they are ADULT DIAPERS, prove me wrong

also the humidity and the increased temperature in your underwear lowers your testosterone produced from your testicles. the reason why the testicles are outside the body is because they need to be a couple degrees cooler than your body to optimally function. underwear is just a shit tier clothing item

welcum to the club

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why do you walk on the roof?

Quality bait mate.

You really seriously can't believe what you say there buddy.

i like how little you address any of the points ive made and how quick you are to dismiss them when you have no rebuttal

I just can't believe anyone that dumb could use the internet.

Diapers are for babies who piss and shit themselves. Underwear is to provide a barrier between your anus and urethra and your pants. Different things altogether and basically an answer to your other idiotic ideas but I'll continue.

Cotton underwear and not being a grossly overweight sweaty lard-arse sorts the humidity issue (which isn't an issue really).

If you have to wash underwear every day how come you don't have to wash your pants every day? How is it so expensive? You waking them one pair at a time?

Balls hang for sperm production, not test.

I can't believe I took your bait. Congratulations user.

>Underwear is to provide a barrier between your anus and urethra and your pants
why do you need a barrier between your anus and your pants? is your anus leaking? do you have a problem cleaning your ass properly after you take a dump? may i suggest cleaning your ass better or not having a leaky anus instead of wearing diapers and insulting me for not wearing any?

>Balls hang for sperm production, not test.
heating the testicles decreases sperm productive. theres been tests on men who take a lot of hot showers and spend an extended amount of time in the shower, and its directly linked with reduced testosterone production. the testicles produce 95% of the body's testosterone, and when they are heated they reduce the amount of testosterone produced

>How is it so expensive?
because you have to pay for it and regularly clean it. where as you pay nothing if you dont wear them. you have to buy new ones all the time, etc

>Cotton underwear and not being a grossly overweight sweaty lard-arse sorts the humidity issue
??????
even if you are ashuwitz tier skinny you still sweat, and the low ventilation nature of underwear means its a cesspool for humid air and bacteria, regardless of bodyfat %. if your body ever heats up, then the underwear area is also going to heat up, where as without the underwear there will just be airflow

> how come you don't have to wash your pants every day?
because theres airflow in the pants. i assume with tighter pants you do have to wash them more regularly. with underwear there is restricted airflow

Yeah whatever. You're right, everyone else is wrong. It's a global conspiracy to reduce population and increase detergent sales.

If you can't see the benefits of underwear you are actually stupid. I'm not insulting you there (although you may well feel insulted) I'm just stating a fact.

>If you can't see the benefits of underwear you are actually stupid

please feel free to list them anytime

>you are actually stupid
>I'm not insulting you there

wow, its almost as if you dont even notice how hard you contradict yourself or something. quite impressive, really

and you're German, how fate has befallen you

>Tfw no gf because every woman I'm interested in gives me the run around until they ghost me or find a bf
>Only manipulative gay guys, dysfunctional women, and tgirls with both issues come to me
>Only woman legit interested in me is slated for marriage
>At 27 still living with parents with a failing business
>broken dreams from years of abuse and being betrayed by others in work and business
>Health slowly declining
>Hardly anyone respects or looks up to me anymore


How I haven't ended it all is beyond my comprehension. I've lost almost all hope of a healthy sex life and having a life of my own.

Come to my country.

Female friends of yours or of your friends always hug their fellows as a welcoming sign when they meet each other. Depends on period of "long time no see".

If the "long time" is like 1 month or more female usually will kiss your cheeks but still as a welcoming sign. Nothing too emotional or hard feelings.

Even if they dislike you in a way or another, the will still hug you on meeting and at the end of the meet, when everyone goes home. It's a usual fact just like when men shaking their hands. I know it could look hypocritical from a stranger perspective.

Girls in my country tend to act childish and friendly with kisses and hugs but still it dosen't mean they have some romantic intentions with you.

I dont belive in my country there is someone who isn't hugless or kissless. In other countries hugs and kisses require some emotional affection, but here doesen't. Virgins of course there are for religious reasons or they are typical incels, maybe few volcels.

These days not even sex require emotional chemistry, so no hard feelings when someone from my country kiss your cheeks or hug you.

i dont want to lose my virginity and im gucci with dying a virgin. and ive held hands with a girl or 2 before, im actually quite the chad. when i was 6 i used to swim in large pools and go randomly grabbing girl's butts and boobs because it felt nice to me, and i didnt know what the actual fuck sex was or that i was even doing anything wrong

DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING, DID YA?

Lmao sure you are, go get them tigger.