Karen Thread: First of 2019 Edition

You said your imouto might live with you once she starts college right? Your time will come.

Told you robots he ran out of ideas.

I mean really it would kinda suck if everyday was a different adventure. Sometimes nothing really happens in life but I'm sure if I pester him enough he will go into more detail.

Sorry to hear than man.

It really hasnt been too eventful. We both went back to work. I got sick friday and have been just lazing about the house. I mainly made this thread because I was bored and wanted to see what Anonette was upto or some other anons. I did take some anons advice on foreplay though. Thanks for that by the way.

I too am waiting for anonette

How have things been, Chris?

Good. We have been just working. Neither of us wanted to get up and goto work. I may see if she would like to just stay home from now on. Its not like I need her to work or anything but thats her choice not mine.

Sup karenbro, feels like forever since the last thread. How long do you typically get sick for? Does she nurse you back to health feeding you mouth to mouth? I kid I kid!. When's your next big date night you planning I heard you're planning a summer vacation. Also you can't mention.foreplay and then leave it at that, that's. Rude.

Wait a minute...are you telling me this is all a fake story?

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Sick again? Maybe you should take some vitamins.

I wish. Maybe my father, stepmother and half siblings are coming here this month. Gosh, I might work overtime just to avoid contact.

>Brother: Okay this is one of those mattresses that came squished into a cube in the mail, if we can get it back into a cube this will be easy
>Me: How the fuck will you do that
>Brother:
>Me:
>Brother:
>Me:

So I got crushed by a mattress trying to fit it in my house, I'm dead now. Chris what are you doing is Karen happy.

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Its just a cold with some nausea I'll be fine. She is the one that overreacts to stuff like this.

I did finger stuff, she liked it and I ended up getting a blow from it

I havent been sick, she was sick awhile back

One of those memory foam ones? Did he move in?

your brother didn't even try to resuscitate you? shame on him

define finger stuff

He's trying to move in but there's been weird backlash from our parents actually. They've wanted him to move out though, I guess they think he can do better or something. Thanks parents.
Nah he said "Man who kisses their brother on new years though" for the millionth time and I sprang back to like and stabbed him.

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Define wierd backlash

>there's been weird backlash from our parents actually
Parents always complain for every dumb reason.

>Are you SURE you want to move in with your sister? WHY? Think about this, you could live literally anywhere you want, why your sisters apartment?

Also the implication they don't believe I have any "issues" so yeah, bleh.

We were kissing and I made my hand down her back and onto her crotch and started rubbing the outside of it and after a bit I put 2 fingers in and started moving them around. I'm not an expert on this so I just kinda kept moving but I guess it was enough. I did that for like 15 minutes while she was moaning and I messaged one of her boobs with my other hand. I got her to finish and she pushed me down and started to give me a handjob but decided to just stick me in her mouth and keep going. It felt really good and I may have ended up grabbing her head and forcing it down when I came. She choked a bit and was coughing when she got off and got a little mad at me for being so aggressive to something she had never tried before.

Thats kinda douchy of them. Wait, do they know what you have been doing to him?

How much longer until chris is the one to teach sex skills to anons?

I am not nor will ever claim to be a sex master. I just do what I think in the moment feels best.

fight fire with fire and comment in his short commings. or go the teasing route and throw onii-chan or ne-san if he's susceptible to that sort of thing

you're an animal Chris

I dont understand what is so wierd about that.

Okay neat thanks. Be careful with her throat.

He told them I've been having a hard time and needs support. If he told them my other problems I'll have to kill my whole family and that would be bad.

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Did your parents tend to neglect you growing up?

You're not going to get any better if you keep on with all this death wish and slaughter talk.

What did she say? How mad was she that you basically shoved your cock down her throat and cummed in her?

Not really?? Maybe recently?
I'll fucking, eat you, or something.
Right? I don't know why they're like this.

I don't think she will be doing that again. At least not for awhile

She said "Why did you do that?! I couldnt breathe you know! I didn't want to swallow anything!" Stuff like that. She was a bit peeved, she went and washed her mouth out with some mouthwash and didnt talk much the rest of the night. She made me bring her out on a date to the mall to make up for it as well as made me make her dinner and clean the kitchen.

Soon your parents will do this:
youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k

She should haved tied your hands before doing it.

It's a shame affection like in that ad is seen as weird and incestual honestly

That was really bad of you. Don't hurt Karen dude.

Gotta admit that after having Chris being so considerate of Karen, the whole head grabbing thing felt out of place.

can't wait for you to eat her out likes wild starving man as she moans and coos with satisfaction grabbing you by the hair on your head as she grinds her muffled hard into your face

Men are savage beasts.
People usually don't tell lies, but they do make the stories fishier by telling small lies in between.

She should have

I know she has let me know that.

I wasnt really thinking at the time. It just felt so good and I kinda just moved.

>"Man who kisses their brother on new years though"
If he's teasing you you're supposed to go on the offensive and tease him back by doing it twice as much

Do you have enough space for him and his stuff? Any other juicy events happen in the interim?

Yes, yes. Do something bigger.
Cuddling or brawling or massage.

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Thats when she should go upto his face and lean in really close like she is gonna give him another kiss then just pull back and laugh at him.

Just give me a tl;dr on this whole Karen business. This fucking cancer in the catalog everyday makes me puke.

Hah....I really need to make a pasta

So Chris was talking in a seiyu thread about his imouto with other imouto anons. Anons said she basically was his wife because she cooks, maintains a home, cuddles with him, holds hands in public. He denied that it was anything romantic just how she was. Anons kept trying to convince this dense fuck thay his sister actually wanted to be with him romantically, which he always denied. So anons started suggesting he do sweet things to her and such and eventually Karen kissed him in a heat of moment thing. She got upset because she was concerned about ruining their relationship and Chris ended up accepting her feelings and then they got into a relationship. More stuff happened over a few weeks and eventually they fucked. Now we are here.

>chris has gone from a dense fuck who couldnt figure out his imoutos feelings to a chad who throat fucks his imouto and cums in her throat

Yeah I saw this years ago and didn't understand the "problem".
I'm gonna let him get used to living here before I do anything.
Sooooo the current issue is does he give up his nice desk or does he put his bed in my room and my tiny bed in his. Kinda want his bed.
I would get too embarrassed, I'd be playing myself.

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He can put the desk in the living room cant he?

Put his bed in your room. Share it.

I want you guys to draw a layout of your apartments. Im curious how they are set up.

Chris get on it.

are you ever going to be honest with him and tell him that you're somewhat attracted to him or are you gonna play hard to get and let him "figure it out for himself"?
because it seems counter productive considering he is conflicted and the only thing he does is tease you and not have an honest talk.

Nah, I don't really think this is a good idea. With this kind of information doxxing any of them becomes really easy, and there are a few butthurt single child here and there.

So, do you want to kiss him again or are you backpedaling hard from the whole business?

My apartment design is pretty generic amd cookie cutter but I will heed your warning on this one.

Not sure if other imouto related stuff is okay but gonna go anyway.

My imouto found my stash of porn on my PC and has been teasing me constantly about it since. Any advice?

Fuck i'm late to the thread again
Also CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

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Not unless I wanna put my couch or my table in his room lol.
That's kinda maybe the idea sorta.
You just kinda walk into a weird sitting/shoe taking off area and then through that there's the kitchen to your right, the living/dinning room in front and a short hallway to the bedrooms and bathroom on the left.
We've had kinda honest talks and I told him the truth, the truth being I'm a mess and don't know what I want or need but I enjoy him and his emotional support.
I wanna kiss him again a little bit to be honest but mostly because the actual memory of the kiss has been lost due to alcohol.

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You are stuck. Sorry

Hi Riceball user!

We need a female insight out of chris wrongdoing. Did he fucked up big time or deep throat was okay(ish)

Wait so you want to share a bed. Wow anonette I didnt know you were so bold.

>implying imouto-san knows anything about blowjobs

Ahh I see, We have quite a bit of space. Our livingroom is decently large but the bedrooms are okay sized. Kitchen is decently sized, bathroom is small.

She forgave me.

He fucked up, always ask before doing a weird thing. She might've said yes and she could've prepared better and it would be nicer for both sides. Maybe.
MAYBE I DICKED A SUCK YOU DONT KNOW
It's nice and we already did it so it's no big deal. Maybe. I hope. Blah. Just gotta get used to sleeping clothed and not kick my pants off anymore.

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Basically our door opens to the living room and its open then you turn the corner and can go into the kitchen at the end there is a small hallway with a door on each wall, one into a room, other into a room, and last one into bathroom.

Did you?

No reason to lie on the internet. We won't judge you if it was your brother's.

Ahhhhh now I'm bothered even more.

I'M SORRY ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL but just ask first next time my dude.
one time I gagged on a popsicle

anonette are youthe big spoon or little spoon? also maybe its time for a nightgown, so you can formally wear clothes while.being bottomless

Its okay. I plan on spoiling her but since I'm sick she insists on making me stay laying down until I dont have a fever anymore.

Kek nice going.

Uhhhhh no spooning yet... And I have a nightgown already, buttttt it's all loose and blah...
Okay that's good.
Thanks.

I think you should start training with bananas and cucumbers. You've seen your brother's dick once, so you might know the size of the bananas you should be buying.

You need to get a better nightgown. Whats wrong with it? Loose straps or hangs off your chest?

Not asking for pervy reasons I just like dressing people.

When she comes to check your temperature grab her and pull her on top of you and just give her a hug and thanks.

Fuck dammit I don't know if I'll ever suck his thing there's no point.
It's fine it's just short and my brother would be seeing more of my boobs than I'm comfortable with at this moment.

Even if you don't suck HIS thing, you'll eventually suck SOMEONE's, unless you turn gay. The training still applies.

You still want him to notice your chest though just nothing too erotic right?

I can do that no problem. I've kinda been wanting to hold her all day.

She's your biological sister? Is she in this thread right now?

I'm sure it's completely possible for a straight girl to never suck dick in her life lol. Sucking off a cucumber sounds like the weirdest thing in the world anyway.
...If he likes my chest then whatever he can look, just not too much.

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like the other user said, just get a better nightgown, if the one you have is shit then throw it away.
plus get one that accentuate your figure while not showing a lot of cleavage.

Biological and no of course not.

Begone FBI kun, everything here is satire and only a fool would believe any stories here.

I got you Chris

You can get ones that cover your chest upto the neck like a shirt but under the chest is elastic that hugs under your boobs to show them off a bit and rhe rest is slightly tight to show the curves of your body while being loose. Goto Victoria's Secret its a good place to find different types of nightgowns.

Tripfag attention whoring, sage for great justice

>...If he likes my chest then whatever he can look, just not too much.
Hello there, tsundere imouto-san

Okay... Might go looking if I have time. idk.
Your dick is tsundere.

Don't worry, I love degenerate threads. I love this kind of star-crossed lovers trope.
Too bad this won't end well for either of you. Give me a backdrop of how and when this started. 20 pages of archive is too much. Also what kind of life you want in the future?
Do you want your future to be with her? How serious are you? Or are you just acting out your biological impulses?

I'm perfectly fine spending the rest of my life with her. We've lived together for the last 3 years and before that we spent everyday together. It will be fine, we have no family relations to worry about. I have realized how much I actually loved her last month. I was just oblivious to my feelings. She has loved me for years. We dont plan on kids or anything like that and everyone around us is already used to how we act around each other as far as hugging and such in public is, we've been confused as a couple many times. We wont kiss or anything like that in public because thats something you're supposed to do in private anyway.

You really should read the archive if you get the time. Its pretty comfy

I want to have sex with Chris

I want to pinch Anonettes nipples