Be female

>being called she
I want off this ride.

It would be impossible for women to win just by being female if men weren't so desperate for their approval. If we started being just as picky as them, they'd start begging for our attention. The tables would turn. But men will never do that.

>somehow friend a girl
>says she's lonely despite having multiple irl and online friends
>owns a server with 30 people
>always has people wanting to VC with her
>once told me she was only talking to me because no one else was on
>just realized I'm a disposable tool for her amusement

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I want a autistic tomboy gf like you so you better not transition.

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you realize that as a man, you have to work for everything, including friendships, right?
as a man, people don't just start talking to you out of the blue and shit.

you wouldn't even be getting You's right now lol. you're a naive idiot i suspect.

To the woman he said, "I will greatly increase your labor pains; with pain you will give birth to children. You will want to control your husband, but he will dominate you."
Genesis 3:16

Thank you, user. You're doing God's work. I can't make friends with my own gender because they're all psychotic and have few similar interests.

That's nice of you, user. Thank you. I don't usually get attention from guys at all. That may be part of the reason why I hardly feel like a girl.

Wow, whaaaat?! Being born a male is hard? No way!
I haven't had any success in friendships and no one has ever randomly went up to me and started talking to me. I've never been orbited or given special treatment or money or gifts.
Sure, I technically have it slightly "easier" than the average guy, but to a very small degree.

Are you romantically interested in guys?
Do you have a type?

cringe and not original

>I haven't had any success in friendships and no one has ever randomly went up to me and started talking to me.

it's because you're a morbidly obese monster. this should be the very first thing you type so that no one has to be disillusioned here.
are we supposed to feel sorry for you because you're ugly and then gave up?

Yeah, I'm romantically attracted to guys. It's hard to describe my "type" but I usually go for the more pale skinny clean cut types, in terms of appearance. Messy hair is a bit of a bonus. Not that I've ever been approached or vice versa.
It sounds a little cliche to say, but I've never really been attracted to muscly tan Chads; I've been told my taste in men is weird.
As for personality traits, guys who are easy going, humorous, loyal and affectionate whilst still being able to stand their ground are guys I find myself fantasising about, romantically. I know that sounds dumb, but oh well.

more like
>be female
>too dumb to realize you can win easily
>end up single mom
>genuinely believe every man is as bad as Tyrone and waste your whole life working min wage job, raising the kid alone, while ignoring countless potential husbands(while also applying makeup and shit for some reason)
Robot's mom in a nutshell

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I've actually been told I'm pretty skinny. Not Auschwitz tier, but I'm very slim. Thanks for the assumption though.
I think I'll go back to lurking now. This is why I don't ever really post.

To the anons that were sweet, thank you.

>guys who are easy going, humorous, loyal and affectionate whilst still being able to stand their ground
lmao. this person has never left the basement, wow.

Getting orbited and making online friends is 0/10 difficulty as a female. If you dropped contact in this thread, more than likely several people would contact you, even more if it's a designated contactfagging thread. Getting to a relationship might be more difficult if you are butt ugly and/or fat. Special treatment, money and gifts are about how you play your cards, it doesn't usually happen automatically unless you are extremely good looking.

>To the anons that were sweet, thank you.
>i got my attention fix, time to go back to lurking

this is why no one ever wants women around. why you even posted is a mystery. loser.

if you were born a guy you'd be an isolated virgin. relax, you have it easy

>I think I'll go back to lurking now.
If you fuck off before anyone has a chance to try orbiting, then it's not that you've never had the luck of gaining random benefits from being female, it's that you're actively sabotaging yourself.

>tfw have too much pride to stream or get orbiters
I mean at least I can continue wasting my life away on my pc, content with the fact that I if I wanted to, I could get a shit tonne of validation. It's also why I feel bad for you guys.

>Not that I've ever been approached or vice versa
Why not try it?

read all her responses. she's a pessimistic loser who gives up at the first sign of resistance and now thinks it's not her fault.
at least robots actually try and get shut down.

>women
>trying
>ever
they are not very competitive or daring

what good is fake validation? i don't get it. could you just repeat "im awesome" all day and that would make you feel awesome or something?

I'm gonna pay the genie to steal your stars then I'll win

Nah, it's probably just that faggots like you enjoy ruining the parade for everyone. She mentioned she has social autism and probably ran scared because you kept antagonizing and provoking her like some pathetic angry little creature.
Now you're going to accuse me of being her. kek

>robots actually try
maybe more than your average woman, but most robots don't try much either or at all.

Validation from other people is a powerful thing, especially when you rarely receive it yourself.

>because you kept antagonizing and provoking her like some pathetic angry little creature.

>post "im a grill btw" on 4chin
>get 9 positive responses
>get 1 slightly negative response
>"antagonizing and provoking"

cool overly embellished story bro.

>more than your average woman
that's saying a lot.

validation from pedos is powerful? okay then, whatever floats your boat.

This. And approaching a man as a woman is different. He will know that something is wrong with you since you weren't clearly approached yourself (which is something that happens to >90% of women). It means that you're the bottom of the barrel, which can be hard to admit for anyone.
>inb4 but i've been rejected 15 times
I'm not saying that's any better, it's not a competition.

>he will know that something is wrong with you
but if you think like this, like if you assume things about people before you even know them, you're an idiot and sabotaging yourself.
that's not good justification for anything.

You're being cheeky. you know what I meant user.

>that's saying a lot.
well yeah, but that's just natural selection, males are supposed to be bold, daring and zero fucks given attitude, while most robots have severe fear of rejection, they don't understand that women get hit on all the time and she will forget you even existed in few minutes and her fucking opinion doesn't matter anyway. Not to mention that outright rejection(which is rare) is infinitely better than wasting money on someone and then finding out she has a bf(whether real one or just better candidates than you).

>males are supposed to be bold
males are supposed to be heterosexual, but we have a lot of faggots and trannies running around these days.
'supposed to' isn't an excuse anymore. you know it, i know it, everyone knows it, otherwise admit hypocrisy?

>He will know that something is wrong with you since you weren't clearly approached yourself (which is something that happens to >90% of women). It means that you're the bottom of the barrel, which can be hard to admit for anyone
Lol yeah, if a woman approaches me and she is not hideous, I'll just think she is gonna drug me and take my shit or want something else from me, so I'll be on guard rather than friendly.

>'supposed to' isn't an excuse anymore. you know it, i know it, everyone knows it, otherwise admit hypocrisy?
don't live in first world, but even there people know how your average males and females work, trannies and such are freak exceptions put on a pedestal. You are supposed to be super confident as a male, why would you want to breed someone scared of A FUCKING WOMAN?

>why would you want to breed someone scared of A FUCKING WOMAN?
i don't think like that, i don't use the word "breed" in real life. it's silly. i also don't select people based on genetic suitor and internet meme lol, whoever does is a fucking psychopath.

im calling bait guys, this is a fat greasy man fishing for (you)s

>i don't think like that
people do it subconciously, otherwise you would have virtually no standards
>don't use the word "breed" in real life
well yeah, but sex is just a way of selective breeding if you get to the bottom
>whoever does is a fucking psychopath.
everybody does it, just unconsciously, say Chad and Brad message you, Chad is more witty and you like his eye color more, so you respond to him and ignore Brad, this is sexual selection.

What if you don't want to make money doing nothing so you can sleep at night though?

>i've never been attracted to muscly tall chads
I mean girls have types too. Just like how many guys here are attracted to small chests, homely or tired looking girls, chubby girls, etc. and not just your regular stacies.

Pretty much yeah, you just forgot to mention he has to be not just pale with messy, but also a twink like one of those k-pop boys

Eh, I like guys who are built like normal men. Slightly muscly or underweight is ok as long he has a relatively normal bodyweight.

DIO!
yare yare

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You've just been manipulated into thinking guys are better that you should be a guy because you're easy to manipulate and have dysphoria on top of it. Just realize you're retarded and stop it.

Men don't really think like this, that's how women think. If a guy got approached by a girl, at worst he'd be cautious and suspicious that she was only approaching him to make fun of him or manipulate him, and at best he'd be elated or awkward.

i love it when that happens

unoriginal no longer

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> the assigned sex and gender do not match the person's gender identity
Why put reverse in front of something that goes both ways. This is like racism, you can't say reverse racism.
Why are you so fucking dumb?

>I already feel like a guy mentally though.
>a female simulating a male

Lmao, u wish. thats like playing Crysis on a gameboy.

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Alright I'm starting to realize that I was overthinking it a bit. I guess that in the end it's just social conditioning, as far as most cases go; men are expected to pursue, women are expected to be pursued.