/britfeel/

Fanks lad, I have been meaning to watch it (and tired to last time I got drunk but the relationship montage it starts with hit me too hard in the feels)

If Moni wants a job, my place are taking on.
Holler if you fancy a call centre job again.

I never knew where to buy weed from because I'm a shut-in loner but once I discovered I could buy it from the dark web I basically become a stoner. I've never smoked weed; I've only ever vaped it and I've always done it on my own.

I'm the most pathetic autist of a stoner there is.

leddit is fucking cancer, why would you bother

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I wont be even be a second pick for a woman

How do you buy it from the dark web? I hardly ever smoke it but I don't want to talk to people who sell it because they're "dude weed lmao"

Not really. Yeah we've got problems but we're still not nearly as embarrassing as the likes of America or France

ever since ive lived in a nicer area, and i go walking in the place where i used to live, it amazes me how i never got started on or stabbed when i lived there. i just didnt notice how rough it was at the time.

tfw you buy birds for lads from the black market. They might not be able to talk english though.

Maybe you could skip the relationship montage bit. Hope you've had a good day lad

New year, same old Brit feel

Act all hard and can't back it up in real life. Standard behavior on this general. Man up or shut up

imagine this being your mother, sister, partner or whatever

such a fucking absurd situation, can't stop thinking about it. someone who may as well be dead being able to produce a fully functional child. said child being the miraculous genetic fusion of two people - some vegetative woman and a fucked up orderly or whatever trying to have a discreet nut in a warm hole

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>some intern went on a raping spree in the cabbage patch

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Watched the film 'Gattaca' today. It's a vision of a future where genetic engineering of babies has become the norm and as a result superior 'designer babies' dominate society and people born as a result of a natural births are a minority that are heavily discriminated against.

The most depressing part is that one day this will likely become a reality. I'm just glad I'm not a 'natural born' in the age of genetically superior designer humans.

>The most depressing part is that one day this will likely become a reality
>literally eugenics
nah

i'm no scea fan but to post his mug here is over the line lad

>staff didn't even know she was pregnant
Quality care, I can see how it happened

This might happen in about 500 year's time.

But this time the Earth will be finished anyway. Or humans anyway

>Is radio on tonight? ZEUS
Outside of his knowledge
Only Host knows

Maybe they can resurrect the white race

>tfw i posted his face on the little /soc/ thread we had the other week and no one noticed

lads thought it was either britnormie or stormnado lad

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y-you too fren/advisor, hopefully your weekend was good. at least your nice posts make the bad days less bad

Science fiction? Lol that shit's for geeks

thank you GCHQ

Genetic engineering isn't science fiction. It already exists and it's constantly being advanced.

>cabbage patch
I feel bad but fuck me my sides

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What does he look like? Post it again lad

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gattaca

>In 2011, NASA named it as the most scientifically plausible science fiction film.

get fucked you virgin loser freak

love that film. the soundtrack is on my feels playlist. kino.

>NASA
what do they know about genetics?

no problem, but if you're just buying weed there's no need to be worried about GCHQ. I don't even use a VPN when I buy mine

Good film. Quite sad though.
>I didn't save anything for the journey back

not him but, extremely similar to pic related

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cant post it here because rules are rules but he looks like a spastic ginger manchild as youd expect

A redditor responded to me.

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It's the ginger guy in the blue shirt staring blankly at the camera with a slight smile. It gets posted here all the time.

Aaaaahhh what even is this world we live in

reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/acxwlu/gender_reveal/

what the bollocks is wrong with you, lad? are you the user who paid some slapper to send pics of feet and she broadcasted the message and you had to leave instagram or something?

Science is for geeks as well

Horrible day lads, had men round doing work so I couldn't leave my room. I thought it would take a few hours so I woke up early, had a shit and something to eat then went back to sleep. They didn't end up finishing until half 6 so I've been pretending to be asleep all day for some reason. Now I probably won't sleep tonight and will be fucked for tomorrow.

Isnt that one, thats brit normie, isnt it? Its not SCEA anyway.

Nobody needs to engineer my genes, they're alright as they are

about to tuck into a chicken microwave meal that has the use by date of the 4th
if i die i'll let you know

honestly foot fags are just as weird as gays and trannies.

Poor bastard
Would fuck his son though desu

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Tell it to Elon Musk you virgin loser freak

Yes lad. That was me.

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With genetic engineering, your parents would be able to select the most desirable traits for their offspring, so your inferior self never would have been born. Sorry lad

>Calling someone a virgin loser freak on britfeel

I watched porn until I was dripping cum, my dick was twitching and I could barely keep my hands off it. Went to bed and still no wet dream.

They're all going to be nice to you because they literally aspire to become e-whores with a bunch of beta-orbiters like yourself supporting their "careers"

Yeah but I am, fuck you genetic engineering you can suck my balls

it's probably already happening in china and every country with any level of sense is at least thinking about it now. there probably hasn't been a more crucial set of generations than now/ the near future to become or stay rich because of how these designer babies are going to become a distinct social class
if you're somewhat changing the genes of the babies are they really your own, though? how significantly can you change genes that effect intelligence or how attractive you are before the child isn't yours anymore?
>tfw I post alongside people like this

That man was a selfish prick. He knew he had a dangerous heart condition and jeopardised a space mission and the lives of his fellow crewmates by not disclosing it. What a dick.

>billions of years of fighting for survival and your line ends because of your faggot son

Hahaha.
This is why I'm donating sperm.

saw a girl about 10 years old today looking like an instagram hoe with thick fucking makeup and drawn on eyebrows

can see why the pakis rape them so frequently, literal kids dressing like prostitutes

I would murder my own son if he was gay.

webm for the lazy

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No you wouldn't. If you ever had a son, you would love him unconditionally

>can see why the pakis rape them so frequently
don't have kids

>gender is what you wear and your hairstyle

kek

Come on lad be realistic, you won't have a son

>Last month, notorious pedophile Sydney Cook was blasted into space to spend the rest of his life aboard a one-man prison vessel, posing no further threat to children on earth. But an 8 year old boy was also placed on board by mistake and is now trapped alone in space with the monster. A Spokesman said "This is the one thing we didnt want to happen."

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please end yourselves

oh marone! dont get me started if my kid wuz a fuckin fanook

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I strongly dislike gays.

Where abouts do you live lad?
Could do a /fenland/ meetup.

Played a fair bit of Call of Duty: United Offensive today.
Very fun, despite 4:3 it's still a great play.
Only bad part are bullshit spawning enemies on top of you, and friendlies getting in the way. Especially in doorways.

literal fucking 6 fingered swamp people down in the fens posting on britfeel now

don't come crawling up to lincoln when the seas flood your homes

>I strongly dislike gays.

Why?

don't really get why anyone would hate the gays unless you're into the religious laws and shit

I mean, it may not be very pleasant what they do behind closed doors, but ultimately it's their choice and it's no worse than what the straight couples are doing with their mouths and arses

fuck off ye yellowbelly cont
Get out my swamp

EAST COASTERS ARE KICKING OFF, EVERYONE GET IN HERE

i've never met one that had a decent personality

>the most searched for porn by women is "ultraviolent"

they are insecure and worried about a gay lad fancying them, i reckon.

NORTH WEST ENGLAND BEST FIGHT ME YOU EASTERN AND SOUTHERN BASTARDS

just read on facebook that a house not too far from one of my regular /nightwalk/ routes has been sprayed with anti-nonce graffiti, might have a walk over that direction later on if i can be arsed and get some pictures for the lads

So you're basing your opinion of an entire group (millions of people) on the few gay people you've actually met? I didn't expect an intelligent answer from you but I also didn't expect such a retarded one.

You'll never beat me cunt, I'll kick the shite out of your English arse

Lincolnshire has and will always have it's head inside their own arsehole.
Fenlands are fen-ominal.
Soon as we drain the rest of our swamp, we'll be a super power by 2020.
Then the second coming of Oliver Cromwell will nuke lincoln before marching on ireland.
fuck you.

i think he is baiting lol. take no notice, there is nothing wrong with liking a bit of cock or a bird wanting to munch of a fanny.

yeah nowt wrong with being mentally deranged

Stop shitting on Stoke you wanker.

i eagerly await this, no joke.

is this true or a meme? i dont know what to make of this, whats the 2nd most common search by roasties?

Do you mean the city or the team?

bend over like a good boy and i will show you how good being mentall deranged can feel ;) xxxx

The city. The team is shite now and I can fully understand shitting on them.