In this thread we write letters to whoever we want and then someone doesn't like it and ruins the bread

In this thread we write letters to whoever we want and then someone doesn't like it and ruins the bread.

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You writing niggas all soft. S.O.F.T
catch you round dis way talking fu and I'm finna bouta kills alls ya

I love you all, but living with you, being around you makes me unhappy. The only way I can ever be even a little happy, is if I leave and live the rest of my days alone.

Not as soft as your calcium deficient and brittle bones

To my everything, my love N.,

You are literal perfection to me. You are perfect in all the little ways, I never even knew I needed or wanted until I met you. Your every word and every action makes me fall in love with you more and more.

I love everything about you, from your eyes that look at me so lovingly, to your cute little butt, to your caringness, to the way you wildly get the butter out of the tub.

I have never felt a love so deep and so universal and all-embracing as the one I feel for you. All I can think about is spending my life like this, being blissfully happy and so so loved.

I never want to be without you ever again. My heart belongs to you, your name written on every beat. My body is yours, and only your touch can make me feel so excited and also protected. My very existence seems to only have been building to this: to love you and be loved by you.

Yet all these words don't even seem to do justice to how I feel about you.

I love you more than anything.

Yours, in every way possible, and from now until forever,

V.

Well, now.
An interesting bait there Mr.Director.
Should I bite?
Has my role changed?
I don't feel very much like penguin but I feel like I should eat that herring.
Colorblindness could be fatal.
What if that thing is a bomb and I fail to cut the red wire?
Or was it blue? It definitely sounds very blue-ish.
Truly, surreal piece of romantic art.
Painted with the some of the same colour as me.
But you never know what are the true colors.
Chameleons change their colors daily.
And the first rain might wash away the aquarelle coat.
That'd be bad, I'd be wet too.
Prolly would get sick too.

Hey, MW.
I don't know if you check these threads anymore, but I still write for you from time to time.
I love you, even if you're sometimes a bit of a dick. My friend says we're all dicks when we're hurting, so I'll give you a pass. But only if you promise me you'll smile at me and look at me in that way that makes me feel like it's worth being alive.
I just drove all the way back to my flat, and I'm laying in bed hugging my pillow. I think of you a lot. I have your Christmas present on my bookshelf, and I'm wearing the t-shirt you got me for my birthday.
I miss you. I miss your voice, your eyes into mine, and even your hand on me while you're driving. I miss your laughter when we're both a little high, in bed, cuddling and joking around. I miss the way you snore when you nap, and the when you look for me in bed when you wake up.
Nothing feels the same when you're not around, you idiot. I don't feel like myself when I'm without you.
I tell myself I'm in such a better place than I was before we met, but the only thing keeping me alive is the knowledge that you love me. That you, the best man I've ever met, sees something worth of love in me.
I hope you're okay, and you still think of me, and you smile when you think of my boobs.
I love you. I always did, I always will. More than anyone has ever loved anything, really.
You're the only thing that matters.
Yours, forever.

Also, before this is getting archived: I am just watching you eating pork pieces.
And I love you so very much, my snacking boyfriend!

convince me not to destroy your life, worm.

To Lily

You are a piece of shit. I despise you. You selfishly used me like a tool just because I was nice to you. I hope I never see you pathetic face ever again

-ras

Hi D, it's been awhile. I said I'd stop writing you letters and I have. But now I'm worried about you. Are you okay?

Hey D.,
Can you please tell me how you feel? I love you with all my heart and it crushes me when you don't give me a response
~ M.

To Abs

I love you a lot and cant wait to spend the rest of my life with you

lots of love, Me

A
I wish I wasn't so paralyzed by fear. I miss you.

Dear grill that has never gotten a love letter

I saw your thread the other day, and I couldn't help but feel a little guilty for not giving you the attention that you must certainly don't deserve, as the only reason my tired brain can come up with as to why you have never gotten a lovu reter is due to the hideous nature of your physical appearance; because lets be honest here, if you were qt you should have at least gotten one by now; so without further ado, lets get this over with.

If I told you I loved you, would you believe me? ofcs not, since you don't even know me, but I know you... you might ask your self "how is that possible" "how can a total stranger know me?", it's quite simple, I know and love myself, there fore I love you, as I don't think you and I are that different; because you see I also have never gotten a love letter, which I think is just one of the many many things we have in common. We are both lonely creatures femanon, if not why else would be we here? and it's my hope, that by simply letting you know that there is an user out there who loves you, i"m able to dissipate that loneliness a bit.

take care.

Love S.

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dear patty boy,
hope all is well. i still feel bad for how things went, it would have been nice to be friends.

A

pico pal que lee

-N

>pico pal que lee
for a good time call

I'm sorry Joseph, I was a cunt to you because I was very drunk but honestly you've been a cunt for years now. Idk why but I wish you didn't grow up to be a weird smug douche. I honestly never knew how I should feel about you or how you felt about me, I never knew if you were just pretending to me my friend. For decades.

Mfff chistoso qliao

What we had seems like it wasn't even real. I'm very much over you now and realise long distance is just a stupid idea to being with. There were some nice times but mostly it was just emotionally torturous for me (not because of what you did but because of how I am)

I don't think I'm going to be able to get into a proper relationship but I hope you do and live a lovely life. I don't think I'll be around for too many years anyway but I'll never have the courage to tell you all this.

j

Please call me. ILYMED.

Hey, M

I still love you and always will love you. I'm very sorry about the psychotic outbreaks I had the past few years and I want you to know. I have gotten better don't worry. I've started moving on it and it feels alright. I'm celibate now, I honestly just couldn't move on with someone new and decided this was the happiest path for me. I hope you're doing well and you found the perfect bf to cuddle with. I know I have you added places, I just don't know how to speak to you at all.

This made me very hopeful for a bit and then broke my heart.
I wish you all the best, user.

>no J's receiving letters
>They only send them
Typical.
But it eases my mind.

X
Im falling in love with you. Get me a ticket and ill come to you, I will give it all up for you
D

you did nothing wrong. but you will still pay because you've upset me. :)
jjjjjj

S,

Fuck you. You drove me crazy in the end. I feel like you're a huge liar and now I have no friends. I regret every moment with you good or bad.

I hope you die in a fire.

P.S. I am doing very well now, the void only made me stronger.

J

Is this from J? To whom is it?

i just want twasdfs bdfgcv

Did you tempt me to be blunt in this serpentine game we're playing? Something tells me measured and symmetric responses get you farther than tactless and melodramatic salvos. Even then I my intentions are overt and I won't stoop to using any subterfuge outside of feigned ignorance. Maybe that's the most expedient course for both of us.

A,

I'm sorry I'm so autistic. I think you're the greatest but I could never tell you that. You probably think I'm a huge fucking retard loser and that's because you're right. I really hope one day I can make you proud or just disappear all together.

W

be straightforward or stfu

To the robots struggling with finding purpose in their lives,
have you tried Nofap yet? You might find comfort in it. Test your own strength and how quick you succumb to your own impulses. Set a goal for yourself today. Stop mastrubating all day long. That's all I want to say.

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Dear m
Sorry for being such a fuck up. I think I'm going to forget you and move on. I don't think you'll ever hear from me or see me again. I don't know what I ever saw in you.

your oregano initial user?

q oregano

To I,
At first I thought I could ignore my feelings for you. I told myself they would never be returned anyway. And yet, every day I feel myself falling further. And I hate it. Why did it have to be you? Part of me wishes I'd never met you. Then I wouldn't have to go through this confusion. And then there are S and G to worry about as well. I don't know what to do.
I love you.
From T

Hey what's up E, hope you get through your tough times right now. I've had a great time with you and I hope I've made a positive impact on your life and well-being. I don't love you and don't think I can ever have the capacity to love, but maybe that will change in time. Life gets in the way but I'll be there if you need me. Don't be so hard on yourself, I know you'll make it

To A,

Fuck you nigger. See you in a few months.

Cheers, E

H,

I often wonder if my perseverance will pay off or if I'm just being a nuisance. Every time I feel like finally letting go, my mind wanders back to the time we shared together. Am I just hopeless?

-V

Dear M,
You are so funny and cool while I am the opposite. I've noticed you noticing me but don't know how to interpret that. You may just be a social butterfly and that is is all there is to it. Sorry for being too shy to talk to you more. Just continue being awesome. And thanks for your help lately.

Lee?? Chris it's scary to know you are still out there.

N
I like you a lot but nothing is happening and you seem to have a lot of issues that prevent you from being intimate, its probably for the best if we stop talking

Sarah, i wish we could just spend time one on one and talk about the feelings we have for each other. I know you're with rob but i really just want to know how you exactly feel about me and so i can tell you how i feel if you hadn't already figured it out. I hate not being able to talk about things. Also, we need to get drunk and sing smiths songs together. Ever since i discovered you were big into them thats all ive wanted to do.

Have you ever been to birthday party for children, and one of the children won't stop screaming, cause he's just a little attention attractor, and when he grows up to be a comic or actor, he'll be rewarded for never maturing, for never understanding or learning,

That not every day can be about him, there's other people, you selfish asshole

Dear Megan,

I'm sorry somebody worthless like me fell for you. When we see each other again, maybe we can fix what's been broken. Maybe not.

I can't move on. And all I feel is pain from knowing you don't look at me that way.

I'm so broken.

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It's not caused by my issue that I broke off with you, it is due to your cause. I already solved my issue.
However you deceived me despite having a girlfriend.
Anyway you are selfish and delusive, and you have discriminatory conscious.
I don't forgive you.

>trying to fan white genocide

Nice 616. You are spending an eternity in hell. Now go perish.

The fuck are you talking about? are you drunk

He's just omniscient and totally wasted.

You can't play stupid with me. Enjoy Hell

I liked the pre-censored version.

Fuck niggers. Fuck niggers. Fuck niggers. Fuck niggers. Fuck niggers. Fuck niggers. Fuck niggers. Fuck niggers. Fuck niggers.

Janitor this dick motherfucker.

Evaporate into dust you cuck

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I just want to go back to being alone so I can watch anime and play Vidya in peace, making friends was a mistake.

Is somehow your initial D?

Dear E.
You really let me down. You broke my heart and I'm still not OK.

If a dude is being friendly or trying to do nice things for a you (a girl), he's trying to fuck you.

this is not necessarily true. i just wanted a friend but i didn't know how to go about it. i thought i was being overbearing or annoying so i stopped talking. i'm so lonely.

That really isn't the likeness you want to be imitating, friendo. People don't really go far when they do. Just a heads up. Also filtered for tripfag.

I'm not imitating anyone like you. You don't even know what a tripfag is which I'm not.

I've been looking at your YouTube favorites and have been trying to piece together your life based off of your new additions. It's an amusing way to pass the time and it's the only thing I have of yours that you didn't shoah, so I have no illusions about trying to contact you through it. I sometimes think about trying to get in contact with you again, but I know it's a bad idea. I will never allow myself to lower my pride to that point, and I look forward to hearing of your untimely demise sometime this century.

I'm happy just being friends. You just make me happy.

How?

oranges

From the thumbnail i first mistook that pic for someome taking a shit while squatting

R (or E now, idk)
Honestly, I was already depressed before we got together, so don't blame yourself for how I turned out. Gotta say though, I feel burnt out from dealing with your mental problems shit every fucking week, not to mention the breakups. You know how frustrating it is having someone you want to love, but know you just can't give it your all? that's been the last 4 fucking years.
E

Just accept the request then

Your obesity will get you first. Check.

To S

I like you please like me back

S

Now you get it! But hey, XX units can't experience loneliness, right?

Faggot isn't even a tripfag on account of being too braindead to use a search engine lolololol

J
I'm too retarded to reply. I don't know what to say and I don't know how to say that I don't know what to say.
Please forgive me.
G

Get the fuck off our board you 13 year old attention slut

I can break your jaw if I wanted too

Lololol oh wow. You really are a buttmad 13 year old. Ask your mom to put some ointment sweetie, the grown-ups are talking.

hey pls shut up.
i came here to read letters and get sad w/ people
not to listen to 2 gay bicker

DO IT FAGGOT
inb4
>i don't want to

Most of these letters are written for me. But i'm too preoccupied by you loser shills to answer them.

>so much of a loser that other losers distract him

It's done. You're jaw will break.

Oh do your parents work and leave you alone a lot? Is that why you're acting out and playing pretend, lil guy? Well here's your attention. I'd tousle your hair if I could.

Nice projection. I don't lose.

cool, keep me posted champ
you just lost again, stop it

Cry harder shill. Now get lost

I bet m thinks you're fun aon

Lol you're too dumb to figure out 2 people fucking with you. You're not breaking anyone's anything.
But yeah go head and try. Won't make you laugh less of an impotent queer if you imagine your success, but I guess it'll get rid of your bad feelings. Knock yourself out, kid.

What you think doesn't matter to me

Dear anons,

have you checked out THE BRER LAPIN?!!!

then stop fucking replying, retard.

Sure. That's why two people have successfully triggered you saying the same thing lololol

You're jaw will break.

I didn't get triggered. You did cuck. Nice wall of text.

Did that make you feel like you could get your dick hard in the same room as a woman?

It's fun to pick on spastics like you

I'm the one picking on you spastics.

That's a pretty hilarious coping mechanism. Usually they're just sad. I'm genuinely tickled by the prison you've created for yourself. I love coming by these threads to rattle the bars.

Sea in the bottle.
I just want out now.
Please, I think I've learned my lessons.
I'm sorry for blaming you again.
But really, the change can't happen here.
I need that space for my thoughts.
Lots of it.
Here there's none.
Two is too much.
Let me out and I'll play the role of any bird.
I'll take the baits.
Deal?
Yes, no?
Do you make these deals?
I'm still sorry, it's my fault yeah.

No need respond to me, I already know about the problems in your wernicke's area. baka, stickman

You're the one coping

Hey y
I'm sorry for letting you down lately, i just don't want to tell you i like you but everytime we do something it gets quite harder, you'll always be the best friend anyone could have even if you are mean sometimes, Just please don't be mad with me, i tried not to like you but i can't, sorry

Patty boy here... initials?