Ideal gf thread

This is alI I ask for

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Best GF coming through, originally of course

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well you sound like a fuckin narcissist

What kind of faggots make these about themselves?

I cant find any social media for muffy please help

Maaaaan that's reeeeeeal deep, user.

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This minus the wearing a collar outside part, that would be rather embarrassing.

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Girls who know how to use guns are the best.

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the post that absolutely destroyed Jow Forums

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This is the only appropriate response to the ideal gf question.

Come to think of it, low angle shots are pretty dumb for women since it places them "above" you. Smart girls hold the phone over their head so it's like you're looking down at them.

mine countenance when

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I feel superior while at the same time I hate myself and I want to die.

There used to be a thread in which you were supposed to make yourself into an ideal gf/bf and as I have already made one, I have decided to post it here

It's all about power for them and they know they will still get attention.

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I need one like this so God damn much

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I don't get it. Isn't that just every single ideal-gf picture ever made summarized into one?

Jow Forums means reddit you realize. The address is reddit.com/r/ooer

It is their shit Jow Forums says.

So a depressed narcissist then.

Yeah but they usually have some quirk like "Fisher gf" and she's really into fishing or something
This one just says plain and simple "I love you, for who you are"

>reddit.com/r/ooer
That's literally just normie zoomer humor. at least s4s is niche and humorous.

But we are what we say and do. So a fisher GF would love the poster of that meme, who's presumably into fishing, for who he is.

>she will never exist
hold me anons

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Yeah but the "I love you for who you are gf" is universal
Anyone can relate to wanting that and it hits hard because that's all anyone real,y wants

The other traits are superficial. That's the one thing that we all yearn for.

>>s4s is niche and humorous
It's random for the sake of being random. Randomly something sticks then that becomes it's culture.

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They're fun though

Found her
youtube.com/watch?v=ZQZmrgIhB38

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>androgynous
>asexual
>depressed
Too lazy to put it into a picture format.

>asexual
why? just curious

I have no interest in sex so it would be ideal if they also lacked an interest in it.

Yep I see now

I'm an intp and find this very cute, but is more of my type

I'd wear a collar if it meant getting a gf like that

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>supposed to be a calculating super computer with no morals
>uses the D&D alignment system to describe herself

into the trash

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She's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

>Disappears for 3 week's
Spotted the roastie

Embrace the void, it will embrace you back

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>Substance abuse
Women that do drugs tend to be roasties.

Pffffttt what a fag.

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She doesnt have any social media anymore. She deleted it all about 6 months ago.

I don't actually care. If she's my ideal the partner stuff won't matter due to her kink. Some actually normal roastie will be all sad that you're not a Tryone or Chad with a thunderous penis fucking her like your back is made of machine parts or something. If she's into being fisted, having large dildos way up her, that goes out the window when the dragon dildos come into the widow.

If you see.

You probably don't understand the gf at all.

That just implies you'll never be able to sexually satisfy your neet gf.

You don't have a fist sized pee pee so she's just kinda potty fucking u owo.

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>Void
>Pussy gf that will run away when Superior Stacy Paladin Gf shows up.
>Void gf probably has teeth in her vagooo.
You are the gay user.

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You sound self absorbed. I can understand making one but the way you presented yourself makes it so almost no one would ever touch you. Im sure you aren't actually like this(at least I hope) but try not to present yourself that way ever again

Is the "to" in "tfw to intelligent" supposed to be ironic?

Faggot dick

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Vagina is impossible to please to begin with. We can fist each other, you just don't get it. Preg is bad. Fellatio, cunnilingus, both fine, but penis in vagina is normal and stupid. It's not like her clit can fist my ass anymore than penis can fist a vagina.

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I know she's not real, let me dream.

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I can't even get sad at this anymore, I just feel numb

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Why no real boyos?

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Based as fuck desu. I want one too.

siri circa 40,000 (colorized)

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youtu.be/MrofBPYAlqY

the girl with the red bandana at the end of the video

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That just sounds like a normal gf to me, you people are really affection starved aren't you?

So your goal is to have your gf fist you and for you to fist her?
user that's going to cause prolapsing. Corrective surgery for that is very expensive.
A neet wouldn't be able to afford that and long term this fetish is doomed to fail.

I think you need to reconsider your taste.
Pic related is you.

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I don't know if the text is any good... thoughts?

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>prolapse being a problem
Only if the rectal mucosa only, just like I posted in that image.

It's no big deal if the entire wall.

That girl cassie from skins :)))

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>I was there in that Jow Forums thread

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FUCK that's supposed to be Guts GF. I fucked it up...

Here, fixed.

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Yeah I mean here's the thing no girl will want a guy like that, if you're not spinning plates she's not going to give a shit about you so your fantasy is impossible irl.

I don't have high standards desu

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Also, to add to the image is suicidal in nature if you read it all.

>let's die
>shoot out
>cries about piles
>hating normal people
>not wanting children

I'm contentious.

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>spinning plates
You deserve a ban for this.

Multumim capitane

this is an oregano post

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What, for resurrecting the lingo? It's pretty funny isn't it, how what was once thought to be delusional rants of creepy near-rapists that normal people were ridiculing has become the actual dating reality that women themselves enforce.

>resurrecting
It's used by cunts on Jow Forumstheredpill. They are anti-free speech. You can't even say anything against any narrative on that place on reddit.

They would ban Jow Forums users, you should ergo be banned too for your lack of freedom of expression.

Your asinine view on relationships corrupts places like this. Sure women behave different than men, but plate spinning is massive projection.

to extend on women are not complicated, just picky. Men enforce things, women are allowed things.

You're a dumb ass redditor that burned the red pill meme so bad we had to make it black pilled to find actual truths. You won't become alpha. You're a beta forever. We are omega, or retarded.

Begone.

>It's used by cunts on Jow Forumstheredpill.
It's actually an ancient PUA term that was popular in the 90s, when stuff like that was considered ridiculous bullshit by normal people. I wish it still was, but the reality is what it is.

I like the tits bouncing but an otherwise weak entry into the ethot sweepstakes

what the hell does spinning plates even mean

ask your parents, little billy

>I lurv Eliot XDDD
Fuck off.

Literally nothing. It means this:
>woman asks how you are doing
>what does she really mean dot filetype
>does she want to go to lunch with you or go fuck in the back room
>how many gifts must I buy her before fuck in back room
>is it a bedroom girl back room girl hybrid?
>does she mean what she is saying?
>how many layers of questions is how are you doing?

Spinning plates is hard to do. It means they're more complicated than a tesseract. In response you act like a black hole of a cunt and suck the life out of everything they do.

>>want to go to lunch
>play hard to get
>say sorry in bad mood later
>ask to bar
>cancel
>show up with black eye you hit self with
>say you want to go to movies
>go to movies
>choose what she doesn't like because you know they don't know what they want
>be late to show you don't care about her enough to be desparate
>come as fast as possible so she can get off on you being alpha rather than please her
>eat her out later but not too often

It's just convoluted drama mind games. Not everyone is a fucking obnoxious normalfaggot nor normalfaggot enabler.

The opposite of being honest. Not a straight shooter with people.Manipulative narcissists plate spin. Rather than avoid them Jow Forumstheredpill tries to be ALPHA when ironically hating normalfaggots and tries to fucking play into their game and become shitty people too. Become normal. Fucking gay.

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It's basically "having multiple interested girls in various stages of the relationship on the backburner", it's degenerate shit that you shouldn't be doing if you want to be a decent human being, but unfortunately all women actually *want* this nowadays (back then it was only the dumb club sluts who fell for it).
Dude you're responding to voices in your head.

I am not responding to voices in my head. I am the voices.

Anyway, it's more than degenerate behavior, it is being two faced and a cunt.

You all need better taste in doms

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What's "dom" about this, again it just sounds like a normal girl. Why do you guys fetishize normal interactions so much?

Stop being a retard and baiting for no reason.

You will legit have all these interactions in the course of a normal relationships at some point, I promise.

>why do you guys fetishize normal interactions so much?
>in Jow Forums

*craps pants*

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Why do i not have this originally

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Me, except that I'm human

>except that I'm human
We can forgive that part when you clingy and XX female.

Does anyone has that webm of the girl playing as a date with the cam on mcdonalds, saying things like "user I love you" and stuff.

Nvm found it
youtube.com/watch?v=rVMu3WzQof0

oh, it's the worst person ever

t. INTP-T

I unironically like this. Is there something wrong with me?

Anybody wanna me my argentine metal gf thanks

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you posted everything I ever wanted. Have you gotten any closer to this at all, is there any hope whatsoever

Protip: only men are like that. Women are like that only to the men who don't need it and treat them like shit.