If you had to kill a thousand people by yourself for one wish would you do it

What is the point? People aren't going to be grateful for killing them and bringing them back. They'll just be pissed at you for wasting a wish on some stupid shit that got them killed. At least put the wish to use instead of this pointless memeshit.

Are you crazy? Billions easily deserve to die (i.e. all Muslims, all leftists, all anime watchers). What's a mere 1000?

50% of the global human population are horrible people for sure. Most of the USA, for instance - nothing of value would be lost.

1000 in my city alone

There are over 1000 people on death row. Millions more are rapist, murderers, etc. It's not a matter of whether or not they deserve to die, it's a matter of safety and knowing there aren't mutants skulking around trying to spread their fucked up genes.

I am a burger and I am probably a shitty person by any definition but if I could stay alive to wish some real dangerous motherfuckers out of existence I'd give my life for it.

Who said they had to be grateful? They can just fuck off and live the rest of their lives in the knowledge that I have power over life and death. I also don't know how the hell being worshiped as a living god (and having the skills to prove it) is pointless.

Doesn't seem efficient. Even the most reviled serial killers haven't broke 219 kill streak. The only one possibly closer is some German urban legend of a guy who lived in the mountains and got like 600, and it's still unconfirmed

The most effective way I could see this working out is to go to an active warzone and bomb populated areas
Or "No Russian" all by yourself

The more important question is, if you could do it, what would your wish be?

>Billions
There are only 8b don't be too generous ... if you set the bar too high you're just fucking things up

If the wish is without restraints then the price is obviously worth it.

At the cost of a thousand lives I could correct the course of humanity.

The trick is obviously killing them all by yourself and whether or not the lives are provided for you, or you have to venture out into the world and selectively kill people while having to avoid being caught. If it was the latter then I would decline. Too time consuming, too much risk and I might have a breakdown since I'm not a psychopath.

I'm not being too generous. All leftists, Muslims and anime-watchers would easily constitute billions of deserving people, whose ridding of would make the world a better and higher IQ place.

You only get the one wish. After that you're just a normal person who killed a bunch of people 'cause you're dumb and power hungry like a faggot.

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Aren't you the edgy guy from that one edgy game who wanted to kill because he didn't find that shirt he wanted on Hot Topic?

>kill 1000
>wish for the ability to resurrect anyone
>do a background check of all my victims
>resurrect the least shitty person
>basically a forced victory royale

We live in a

SOCIETY originale

Which doesn't dent my point at all. Society would be better, more moral and higher IQ without Muslims, leftists and anime-watching scumbags.

As long as the wish was something of global importance. If no one ever died from war or poverty or old age or something again I'd end up saving so much more than a thousand lives. If it's something for my own personal benefit, no, no matter how badly I wanted it.

Baste
And original

I hate Islam and Abrahamic bullshit in general but you can just make it illegal with your wish. As for anime all you need to do is get rid of the moe shit and teach japs to stop fucking wanking all the time and FORCE THEM to smoke weed.

You alone are substracting from the IQ average significantly, whats your fucking point

The power of resurrection is the only wish I want, and my resurrection would be used benevolently at my discretion after I get my dick sucked enough, I wouldn't kill anyone else after the 1000 - who wouldn't even be dead forever any way because I've got the fucking power of resurrection. So actually, you're the bigger dumb faggot, how do you like that huh?

Yes. If I get to choose who to kill. And with my choice of weapons. And I won't have to worry about the law.

So there's no downside or trade-off to this wish then?
Hell I can probably think of 1000 people that deserve to die in the first place.

Holy shit I'd just waste my wish on getting rid of you.

fpbp
based and redpilled
originally of course

What do you mean by "by myself"? Can I get government permission so that I don't go to jail when caught? I could make the wish something that would benefit the whole country so the government will sanction my assassinations.

You don't have evidence of that.

I have evidence that Muslims, leftists and anime-watching scumbags are retarded.

>when
Confirmed tard

Yeah I bet you would, just to hide the shame of getting BTFO in a shitposting thread.

I have met cool Muslims and have seen good anime. I wish the Muslim was an ex-Muslim, but at the end of the day it doesn't matter, just don't be a dick.

You're a dick. And you're fuckin' dumb.

If being unable to get away with a thousand murders without getting caught makes me a tard then I guess I'm a tard.

Is it murder if you use the death note? You fucking tard?

>BTFO
Keeping people alive forever is an EVEN STUPIDER idea than killing 1000 people for a power trip. Do you not know the first thing about vampires. They're fucked up. People are SUPPOSED to die.

>I have met cool Muslims and have seen good anime
That's like saying you observed a country doing well under socialism. Go back to S.0ybook, mongoloid.
>I wish the Muslim was an ex-Muslim, but at the end of the day it doesn't matter
Could you be any lower in IQ? Holy fuck.

Would you let the very hungry caterpillar eat your ass?

When I said my wish would kill millions more, this is unironically what I was talking about
Even robots would find love in a world without leftists

Just answer me this since you're so obsessed with proving you don't have a fucking vagina: Do you approve of any Abrahamic faith at all?

What a stupid question.
Yes.

I'd easily kill 1000 people then wish to be a God that can grant wishes, including on to myself, so I'd basically have infinite wishes.

You're so dumb man, resurrection wouldn't keep everyone alive forever, it'd just make the dead alive again and fix whatever fucked them up so they can keep going. They could get hit by a bus 30 seconds after they got resurrected and well, I could just not want to get gunk over me so oh well, they're gone forever now.

>People are SUPPOSED to die

Yeah, sure, unless I decide otherwise. Seriously man, this is a good idea.

Of course, fuck leftists.
>Just answer me this since you're so obsessed with proving you don't have a fucking vagina
Are you sure you're reading the right posts? I've only emphasized in this thread that leftists, anime-watchers and Muslims are scumbags the world would be better off without.
>Do you approve of any Abrahamic faith at all?
I don't approve of faith in and of itself when reason is available to be used, but I wouldn't target Christians because they're not so big a threat to the world as Muslims are.

>You don't have evidence of that
>Proceeds to prove his mental retardation by himself

I guess I should thank you for saving me some effort

>You're so dumb man, resurrection wouldn't keep everyone alive forever, it'd just make the dead alive again and fix whatever fucked them up so they can keep going
So you'd only bring people back if they didn't die of natural causes, like being too stupid to not run into traffic?

> If no one ever died from war or poverty or old age or something again
Then the number of people on this planet would sky rocket and we'd all get fucked back into the stone ages.

Demonstrate the way in which I proved it instead of ducking the point like a coward then, almighty defender of retarded Muslims, anime-watchers and leftists. Total cuckholdery.

>I wouldn't target Christians because they're not so big a threat to the world as Muslims are
Yeah go fuck yourself

Am I still in trouble for killing people after my wish?

Only if the white people catch you

No need - I fucked you by rendering you unable to respond to a simple point.

Listen to me. You never did, and never will, fuck anyone.

d-diid I say something inaccurate user?

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Depends, do I have to kill them myself or do they just die? I don't think I'm good enough to be the best serial killer of all time. I'd just end up getting caught and not getting my wish.

Listen to me - you're a coward who still hasn't responded to my simple point. If you want to stop getting fucked in this thread, give me a simple response to my simple point, ducking coward.

Looks like you're too low IQ to do it, like the Muslims you defend.

I'd bring people back when I felt like it or whenever the esoteric rules I create for my new religion dictates I should. These rules would be pretty strict though, and I would definitely, DEFINITELY be 100% corrupt as fuck.

Wish for infinite wishes, wish that the people you killed come back to life, become a god

gg scrub

>I would definitely, DEFINITELY be 100% corrupt as fuck.
Wow so nothing changed and you still wasted your wish you walking talking ballsack.

Wow user, you're really edgy and cool! I bet you have a lot of friends.

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Hahaha what do you want dude? Like seriously what do you want me to say? That I would resist the charms of the beautiful young woman who desperately wants their husband who died before their time to be brought back? I mean, I might feel bad about it.

The way I look at it, this scenario goes: no one's been permanently harmed, I become a living god living a life of opulence, and some people get a second chance. On balance, everything is more or less the same if not better than before I went on my murderous rampage.

yes, it would have to be bad people though

Your hubris is only part of your consciousness, you can't resurrect yourself once you pass.

youtube.com/watch?v=CRQ9jcQI658

I am not defending jack shit, you can have whatever thoughts you want for all I care, you are a fucking retard for pretending to be superior in any way to anyone while posting in this shithole. You, like all of us, are the lowest of trash, and you are even more pathetic by pretending to be above anyone. By your own standards, it's retarded trash like you who should die the first, you fucking oxygen thief

yes what the fuck how is this even a question? It should be
>you just killed 1000 people by yourself, what is your wish

>kill 1000 people
>wish to become god of the multiverses
>bring them back to life before doing whatever the fuck I want

based edgeanon, please kill me first

>38k+ people kill themeselves yearly
>2.6k on death row
While not the best I think for clean cheap energy to replace gas,or drinkable water for all humans would be fine

based and demiurge-pilled

I would would wish to kill one thousand more

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No I won't you fucking retarded incubator go back to your shithole and don't bother me with your retarded contracts.

Seriously, if you want me to slow the effects of entropy I'd just wish for the destruction of all universes in all timelines and universes of all the universes and be done with it. There would be absolute nothing, not even the concept of nothingess just... Just.

Your real plan is to convince me into becoming a magical girl and grant me the wish of killing 1 million people just so you can go to their mourning relatives and convince them to become magical too, it's a very smart plan and you incubators would generate a lot of energy, but I won't get fooled. I'll pass.

I'm so retarded that I even misread the offer, but still, fuck you incubator

*Kills 1000 people in multiple ways*
*Wishes for world peace*
heheheh nothin personnel

>kill thousand of people
>wish for a power to bring people back to life
>bring them back and also some people you care about or just consider cool
I win.

50283698
>trying to insult all types of people
Such bait. Wow.

why not
>kill 1000 people
>wish for infinite wishes
>resurrect all the people you killed
>gain free omnipotence

>kill 1000 niggers or something idk
>wish for the ability to instantly kill anyone by responding to their post on Jow Forums
>begin the great cleansing

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Yeah I could just wish for power over life and death and bring them back. also live forever, such is all I really want.
Also if i have such oportunity, then I mis not be the only one. is better to kill than to be killed.
nice dubs

accept
join the US military
don't fucking die
rack up kills as you go
try your absolute fucking best to kill as many sandniggers as you can, then kill the few ones that are left
wish to be able to do literally anything
????
profit

Wish:I want to be transfered to deltarune to exact location in universe/existance where kris don't rip his soul and is not controled.

do i get to choose the 1000 people?

>nerve gas attack @ superbowl
>?????
>become omnipotent

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kill 1000 rapists, wish for omnipotence
kill every rapist, pedo, and politician, bring back good people and with my omnipotence create a perfect world, but not before erasing Jow Forums fags from this board

There's no such thing as perfect you dumb faggot

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in my eyes, dumbass

My wish is to end all life in this universe forever. I want the big red button.

Wish for god powers of controlling the universe
Kill them all
Revive them
done