ITT: fembots describe that imaginary guy that they want so badly...

ITT: fembots describe that imaginary guy that they want so badly. A version of him and fembot together will then be summoned in a parallel universe for closure.

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>how tall is he?
>what does he likely wear?
>how often do you think about him?
>what does his voice sound like?
>what does his face look like?
>what does his body look like?
>what are his interests?
>what kind of dates will your parallel self go on with him when hes summoned?

His initials are MPS and he's about 6'2 Black haired , thicc eyebrows and is great at soundcloud rapping

big nigger dick and BBC abs >:) teehee

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>how tall is he?
Between 5'8 and 6'2
>what does he likely wear?I
Just comfy stuff like jeans, sweatpants and flannel.
>how often do you think about him?
Whenever I'm not busy with things unless cooking because I wonder if he'd like it.
>what does his voice sound like?
Warm, not too deep, yet masculine with a bit of grumble to it.
>what does his face look like?
Long, more rectangular face shape, bushy brows, large forehead and a cute smile that's a little crooked.
>what does his body look like?
Skinny and even slightly underweight, yet still looks strong with broad shoulders and thick neck.
>what are his interests?
Video games, some kind of art or craft, nature, whatever else he enjoys.
>what kind of dates will your parallel self go on with him when hes summoned?
Picnics together in a more secluded area, museums, staying in to play games or watch something with a home cooked meals, walks in the woods.

Not a fembot but I can answer on behalf of every woman:

>how tall is he?
6'2 or above
>what does he likely wear?
smart, well dressed
>how often do you think about him?
whenever masturbating
>what does his voice sound like?
deep voice
>what does his face look like?
attractive, symmetrical, masculine face with strong jaw and prominent brow, dark hair and eyes
>what does his body look like?
muscular fit body
>what are his interests?
dominating women, being confident
>what kind of dates will your parallel self go on with him when hes summoned?
he'll rape me, at first I'll resist, but he overpowers me and penetrates me with his enormous penis. Oh, also he is very wealthy and powerful

Women are a meme gender.

What the fuck you just described me to a t. Except I'm 6'2 and actually underweight at 135 lbs.

Me except I don't think I have strong shoulders or a masculine face like that
Oh well

>how tall is he?
hes awkwardly lanky
>what does he likely wear?
dresses mostly comfy like sweatpants and hoodies. But sometimes casually preppy like khakis and idk a polo?
>how often do you think about him?
When I masturbate and bathe mostly
>what does his voice sound like?
a cute deep teenage sounding voice. midwestern accent and says uhh a lot and hes very shy and gets nervous but plays it off by giggling
>what does his face look like?
round baby face. chubby cheeks chubby lip(s) probably hooded eyes.
>what does his body look like?
chubby stomach, dick on the shorter side
>what are his interests?
sports, tv, games. he has an innocent sense of humor at times but isnt afraid to say something crude out loud. he probably likes math rock or some kind of high school tier shit.
>what kind of dates will your parallel self go on with him when hes summoned?
in another world I bet he treats me well and we go on picnics in his car and walk to random places at night. he comes to see me when im down and makes it into a date so we watch a movie and cook or fuck.

Im fucking dying alone

>how tall is he?
5'10-6'0
>what does he likely wear?
uniqlo
>how often do you think about him?
every day
>what does his voice sound like?
terry from batman beyond
>what does his face look like?
young keanu reeves
>what does his body look like?
a professional cyclist
>what are his interests?
me!! and ancient alien theory
>what kind of dates will your parallel self go on with him when hes summoned?
he will want to go outside in public with me frequently and not just eat mcdonalds in my car in the dark once a month

Then you sound cute, user. I will think about someone like you in my dreams.

Oh, I bet your face is fine and dandy. From what I've seen, most guys on this site are pretty good looking to average, yet in an attractive way.

>how tall is he?
anything between 165-175cm
>what does he likely wear?
mostly dark clothing with everything 1 size too big
>how often do you think about him?
not very often, gotta admit i prefer real guys
>what does his voice sound like?
comfy, maybe a bit deep. haven't really thought about it.
>what does his face look like?
qt face with slav-ish features, friendly eyes, high forehead
>what does his body look like?
not too hard, not too soft
>what are his interests?
weird music, art in general, history, old films, and vidya to some extent
>what kind of dates will your parallel self go on with him when hes summoned?
didn't have the time to think this through, but maybe going to concerts, or just staying inside doing whatever and cuddling

>not just eat mcdonalds in my car in the dark once a month
Who does this

that would be my mans

but thats fucking hot

>fembot
Womens cant be lonely

thanks I guess. I'm super pale though and have eyes that look blue most days but hazel other days. and I definitely don't have broad shoulders/neck

>Oh, I bet your face is fine and dandy. From what I've seen, most guys on this site are pretty good looking to average, yet in an attractive way.
Eh you may be right. Very few people are actually ugly, I'm probably just on the lower end of attractiveness

He sounds like a faggot desu, at least eat two mcchickens a day if youre gonna do mcdonald's

i wish he would want to eat at wendy's or something instead occasionally. but 99.99% of the time it is mcdonalds. idk foreplay is foreplay i guess

yeah maybe he is, but he also has eating disorder (doesn't like the feeling of "being full" because it "feels bad"). in my perfect parallel life scenario he would actually enjoy food lol

Chain him up and force feed him whey protein through a hose until he likes it

>eat mcdonalds in my car in the dark once a month
This is what fembots are choosing instead of you robots. Let it sink in.

i would like to get him to a point where he wants to better himself, not force him. but it's hard. like playing with a hamster. you don't want to squeeze too hard or it will get scared of you or die.

I'm in a weird place, mentally, when I fantasize about a bf. The longer I'm alone the less real my idea of people becomes. I don't even look at myself in the mirror when I brush my teeth anymore, I feel ephemeral.

The imaginary guy that I think about so often is impossible. He's in my head, he knows exactly what I want and how I want it. He disappears when I don't care to think about him and I want to do something alone. He does not have needs, he does not have any social obligations outside of what I want, he does not have requests for what we should have for dinner, he does not hog blankets or need to use the bathroom. An orgasm for him does not exist until I want it.

I'm at a point of isolation where I'm too tightly adapted to being alone. All of my time and resources are spaced out with no one else in mind. Sharing a space and hours of a day on someone who is always there and always wants or needs something is a thing I know, deep down, I cannot tolerate. I'm petty, selfish, vindicative, and intensely miserable. Even the fantasies I have of this imaginary bf involve an idealized version of myself. I know in my own skin in the real world I'd shrink away and be terrified at even a look from another human.

My tastes and specification of this imaginary man change constantly. I have no concrete idea of what I want because I have no concrete idea of self. I do things to pass time until I have to sleep again. Sometimes he's young and naive and I'm confident in control, sometimes he's experienced and older and I'm timid and weak. Sometimes plush, sometimes strong, sometimes small, sometimes insecure, sometimes confident. I associate more with my fantasy than I do with my real life. I barely feel like I'm a real person anymore.

Sometimes I lay awake in bed and imagine the close heat of being held by someone intimately. Like I'm his teddy bear, like we mutually bring each other comfort. I try to pretend I wouldn't flinch away from it. But I know I would.

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I can kinda relate. I want a gf, but I'm always alone. I'd get nervous if there was someone who was always around me, judging me.

You're just a lazy entitled bitch desu.

>ywn make fembot feel real again

Date ideas sound comfy, hope to find a girl that is into those types of things like nature walks and watching old movies.

>how tall is he?
167cm exactly
>what does he likely wear?
faggy clothes
>how often do you think about him?
every day
>what does his voice sound like?
faggy
>what does his face look like?
long and grotesque
>what does his body look like?
skinny/weak
>what are his interests?
anime and video games
>what kind of dates will your parallel self go on with him when hes summoned?
we will hit up every izakaya and ramen-ya in japan

i just want someone who i find funny and who finds me funny and wont get tired of me after only a couple years. also someone that can take away my pain and insecurity though thats less likely because it comes from within.
i wanna get married, have 2-3 kids, and not stop being in love with him and he with me. thats why its an ideal, because i dont believe that the "in love" part lasts long at all, though of course you can still love someone when the infatuation fades.

That is a sweet fantasy user
I still miss friends I haven't talked to in over ten years, I stay attached super easily. I doubt anyone could ever love me like I love them.

>I still miss friends I haven't talked to in over ten years, I stay attached super easily.
Same here, but when you're a guy and say that you're accused of being an incel loser and dropped, so...

Responded to the wrong person ha ha, but yeah. I doubt normal people do that.

>a professional cyclist
skellymode, cipomode, or saganmode

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>wont get tired of me
Women like you always blame it on the man, don't they, but in reality you're like this:

>how tall is he?
Pretty much anything over 6 foot is fine.
>what does he likely wear?
Jeans, band shirt
>how often do you think about him?
daily
>what does his voice sound like?
deep and manly
>what does his face look like?
blonde hair, blue or green eyes, strong jawline
>what does his body look like?
big arms and a six pack but no steroids, and a really big n thick you know what
>what are his interests?
playing guitar, being alpha, working out, fighting, hiking BDSM and he used to be a player that bedded many women and dom'd them but now he only loves me
>what kind of dates will your parallel self go on with him when hes summoned?
I want him to fuck the shit out of me

Very similar in my own experience, I have a longing for someone but if anything gets too close I immediately recoil and make excuses. I don't know why, I'm exceedingly lonely most of the time.
However this applies to both friends and relationships ;-;

Because you have BPD just like every other fembot.

virenque-kun

>how tall is he?
ideally? 6'2+
>what does he likely wear?
probably mainly just dresses in neutral colours but i don't really care too much, as long as it's not faggy/feminine or obnoxious
>how often do you think about him?
pretty often i hope
>what does his voice sound like?
medium deep, slightly husky is ok but not a requirement, relatively young, nice laugh
>what does his face look like?
handsome, i suppose. blue/green eyes, pale skin, wouldn't even mind very light freckles or something.
>what does his body look like?
preferably on the slender/skinny side. slight muscle is pretty nice. pink nipples ofc
>what are his interests?
probably just vidya, maybe music as well
>what kind of dates will your parallel self go on with him when hes summoned?
no idea. maybe going to concerts together or something, or just staying inside together, or getting coffee at night

>how tall
any height taller than me (5'3)
>what does he wear
comfortable cozy clothing.... nothing too try hard
>how often do you think about him
whenever im watching/reading something that reminds me of him
>face
big nose/pretty eyes/nice bone structure
>body
thin or somewhat muscular
>interests
fixated on 1 creative/intellectual hobby to the point that his ability is impressive
>dates
indie movies, cute quiet restaurants, exploring the city and nature

Piercing, cold truth. Don't waste your time and breath on psychotic BPD bitches. They will always backstab you in the end and will never grow to appreciate your dedication.

>a femanon will never describe you in one of these posts

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>how tall is he?
between 5' and 5'11
>what does he likely wear?
a sleeveless shirt with a wolf on it
>how often do you think about him?
constantly
>what does his voice sound like?
gay-ish
>what does his face look like?
cherubic, round cheeks, high cheek bones, smiling eyes
>what does his body look like?
average and unremarkable
>what are his interests?
artistic pursuits
>what kind of dates will your parallel self go on with him when hes summoned?
like normal dates where we stay in and watch a movie or like go out to a restaurant or something.

So far a handful of posts have 75% described me
It gives me a little hope

i didnt mean it like that dude, its like im so fucking awful as a person, if a guy doesnt get tired of my bullshit then that would be great.

No it wouldn't, you'd just do the typical BPD thing and drive him away. See

Yeah, a lot of them have been close, but I've never seen anyone exactly describe me.

What the fuck you just described me to a t. Except I'm 9'2 and actually buffderweight at 1305 lbs.

Explain how you're awful, if it's not too bad I'll be your bf

lost me at the gayish voice there,
why do you want a guy with a prepubescent voice?

which ones were close anonny

sounds realistic and like an actual vagina has typed these.

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i had someone specific in mind. just a fella i have a crush on. he has a gay accent.

>femanon describes you exactly
>know that you would have no chance in hell anyway

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Literally me except dark humor

Uh
These I suppose, though the faces and the voice usually don't match mine

Damn.
This thread proved to me just how horribly fucked manlets truly are jesus christ, short men are proof that there is no god
This world is fucked

Describes me too, but I'm closer to 5' 10"

wow!!! poor guys under 6'! girls hate them!!

as long as you're a head or so taller than her it doesn't fucking matter and there are a lot of women who really don't fucking care

its all hypothetical user, and that would still make it my fault. i dont think i have the ability to love anyone.

>tfw 3'8
fuck this gay earth to be quite honest lads..........

i would date a guy who's 3'8. my height requirements are very loose, but i really really don't feel comfortable dating someone over 5'11 MAX.

I doubt it's hypothetical, you probably have guys you're rejecting right now, but "they don't count" because of some shit in your head.

Fembots dont exist

Females have never been welcome on Jow Forums

Female opinions on anything are irrelevant

TITS OR GTFO THEN GTFO

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>but i really really don't feel comfortable dating someone over 5'11 MAX.
Why not?

how did you develop this preference?

none of this is real, oregonally, why can't you just let us enjoy our fantasy hypothetical in peace

i dated a tall guy once and he beat the fuck out of me and now i am scared of tall guys. if i have to look up to see someones face i feel like they have some kind of power or authority over me and it makes me chimp out.

Oh, I'm sorry user. I guess that's justified.

i dont talk to many guys, only one regularly. i do consider him a friend, at least, but i am undecided on whether i can have romantic feelings for him.

You are from Eastern Europe, aren't you?

see >inb4 thot dates a tall guy
we were dating online before i knew his height and when we first met i felt very intimidated but in this case it was justified

Why would you date somebody who would beat you

that blows. who knows what the fuck is wrong with normalfriends, honestly. they're not wired right

This is so typical it's really fucking funny. Did he confess yet?

Why not? It's pretty fun at first.

no, but he kind of asked me out last time i saw him, although i couldnt go. ive never been asked out before that, i was really surprised by it.

>none of this is real
Yes its. R9K is a male only server, we hate women. Women cannot be robots or lonely. Fuck you fanastu, the fact that you all want a tall chad only proves why robots exist. You are all ugly cunts, you dont deserve chad. If you learned to settle for one of us you wouldn't be lonely. Its your fault you are lonely. For us its involuntary. GTFO.

We're also NATSOC

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>why can't you just let us enjoy our fantasy hypothetical in peace
Because you have other places you can do it lile on lolcow.

And the online orbiters, they're not real in your head either?

Because I didn't know he was going to beat me, he was nice to me at first. I left immediately after he beat me though.

>normal

If you date me I promise I won't beat you
In fact, you can beat me if you want

>tfw she says I'm cute

pic related is how i feel about dicks, sorry

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i dont want a boyfriend i cant see face to face, touch, or spend actual time with. i did try that before and it ended badly. and i was lonelier than ever when i was with him.
its also not real because they dont know what im like either, im a completely different person offline, and even more different depending on who im with.

I'll stay clothed if you want. Please.

So to recap. You have a guy interested in you IRL. You have online orbiters and you've had online relationships. But you're fucking everything up because you're too lazy and bored and mentally ill to even make that work. Ladies and gentlemen, "fembots" right there.

>im a completely different person offline, and even more different depending on who im with.
Why?

ok! i am not into beating people though. hope that's fine with you.

Can he be a brainlet, moreover?

You're fucking with me, nobody would say ok to me

>not a single under 6'
so do manlets have a better chance with femboys?

yeah they would. i just did.

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>be me
>19 y/o still living with parents, moving out in a few months
>have music studio in my room
>parents think I just upload my music to google drive and dont share it with anyone
>secretly have a soundcloud page and have built up a small audience and nobody irl knows about it
>trying to record vocals for songs but I cant because the walls are paper thin and theyll get suspicious if they hear my ass howling by myself in my room like a retard

Just a few more months until I can finally be on my own. You guys dont understand how bad I just want to be out of the house right now. I love my parents and everything but god I just want to be able to have some freedom. I have to wait to be home alone to be able to record stuff and that never fucking happens since my mom and step dad both work from home.

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Your Kind is illiterate.

Have you lost 20 pounds yet?

FUCK WHY DO I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY REPLYING TO THREADS INSTEAD OF MAKIGN MY OWN POST FUCK