You buy her flowers

You buy her flowers
Chad fucked her for hours

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You dream of her at night
She sucks Chad's cock with all her might

And people sincerely believe that holes don't deserve to get date raped baka.

>>You gain the courage to ask her out
>>chad and her are eating sauerkraut

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Chad ravaged her hole in bed
I put a hole in her head

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Ten years from now:
>Where are all the good men who will take me in and help raise Chad jr?

You paid for her binge
Chad dived for her minge

>She lets you know she sees you as a friend
>Chad's thundercock delights her to no end

>You tell the -chan about your lonely feels
>She moistens at seeing Chad's abs of steel

>She doesn't love you, so you ask God: "Why?"
>She licks her lips as Chad grabs her thigh

>Cucks say: "Orbit, it's the right thing to do."
>She gags on ropes of Chad's seminal goo

>You reminisce of the time she gave you a hug
>She spreads her legs for Chad on his living room rug

>You made her a gift with a handwritten note
>Chad covers her/it in a slimy white coat

>You've been her closest friend since you were young
>She pleasures Chad in public with her tongue

>You tell her your secrets, your hopes and your dreams!
>Chad just rips her pussy apart at the seams

>You give her your homework, help with her class
>Chad takes a shit and makes her wipe his ass

>She says she loves you, she'll always care
>Chad's cock is making her pooper tear

>You get to her party, pour her some punch
>Chad already ate her pussy for lunch

>You're too shy to tell her so you leave her a note
>Meanwhile, Chad puts his seven-inch cock in her throat

>You dream, once again, of cuddling with her
>Chad's face fuck is what she truly prefers

>She promises: "I'll never leave you alone."
>Later that day, it's Chad who's making her moan

>She swore to love you, through thick and through thin
>Creams her panties at the sight of Chad's chin

>You text with her daily to show that you care
>She cums as Chad beats her and pulls out her hair

>She tells you that: "We can still be friends."
>Chad and his friends fucked her from both ends

>"Gee, I hope I can stay friends with Stacy."
>Chad's got her modeling something racy

>You post frogs because you miss her
>She screams out while Chad's cock splits her

>She says she'll be there for you when you're in need
>She'll leave you hanging to ride Chad like a steed

>You tell her you love her and she thinks that you're strange
>She swallows Chad's cum in the hope that he'll change

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You have talent for this, write a book.

I'm 100% sure there was no original thought involved in that comment op, apply your self faggot.

Im fucking done hahahahahaha

He says Im unoriginal, have no creativity
Meanwhile chad is partaking in his favourite sex activity

*Snaps* absolutely beautiful.

Society says im completely and totally a faggot
But they cant help but smash stinky roastie pussy, perhaps filled with maggots

>You want to fill her dark soul with light
>Chad's drilling her brown hole white

>Your love for her slowly turns sour
>While she eats Chad's ass, hour after hour

>She sees you as nothing more than a worm
>Chad makes her shiver, her legs unfirm

>You thought the last line would end with sperm
>Which Chad is filling her with right now, I can confirm

>You pathetically pine for her company, night after night
>She's latched onto Chad's cock like a hungry parasite

>Your heart always skips a beat at the sight of her face
>When she smells Chad's meat, she screams and gives chase

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You masturbate to the thought of her feet
She fills her mouth up with Chad's massive cockmeat

Beautiful. I hope you write books. I would love to read them

If we get someone with singing skills and someone else with lute skills, this would make a great song.

>You ask for her number and she gives you her twitter
>Later that night Chad put his cock in her shitter
Happened to me

>tfw imagining the bard from Fable II singing this shit off-tempo

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>You lift to try and get Jow Forums
>Chad opens the rift in her tight slit

>Every Friday night you're on the toilet having a cry
>While she's getting fucked by every man in Bed-Stuy

>You dream of dancing with the young miss
>She's opening her mouth for Chad's piss

>One day she will be charmed by your sharp wit
>If she doesn't die from eating Chad's rank shit

>You give up and marry some smelly gook
>She's on the floor, licking up Chad's puke

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Chads chinny chin chin

my sides are in orbit top kek original post ghytghy

>Fill her dark soul with light

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This picture is clearly meant to be satirical

>>You fantasise about sniffing her asshole
>>Chad pummels her ass like a hungry mole

Sauce to this pic?

Rekt and checked senpai

This is what her dad pays 30k a year for

I don't get it. is it the name of the person that is crossed out and they are trying to figure out her type? If so then all of them have the same type which is written on the board so why bother? Just a stupid snap altogether, no wonder its from a woman

You guys all need to work on your rhyming schemes. The rhythm is all over the damn place.

How did you get good at this?

Heres one from some time ago.

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I used to hang around karaoke bars and try to pick up girls, and even though I had no luck people would tell me I was a good singer
Unironically down to record if there's a luteanon