Tits thread

I'd say C is a decent minimum, but honestly e-f is ideal.

Best breasts are big with nice shape.
Rating by size while including all shapes, though, medium is the best size, since they more often have a nice shape.

>if you don't like BIG BOOBIES you are a retard
Spoken like a true retard.

what a fucking faggot thread. you have your OWN board faggots

Perky C cups are god-tier.

I have a mommy fetish so probably E

You missed out on g cups, are they really that unwanted?

pic related has the answer

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all of them

my personal favorite is somewhere between C-D though (although both of those are nice). They can get too big, I'm not a fan of porn stars with ludicrous monster tits. Although hentai, SFM, non-real life porn can pull it off well sometimes (eg anime milfs)

my ex was an A or smaller (DFC completely flat) and I used to bully her in a very sexual manner, or praise her and call her a loli, she was a sub and liked it and submitted though

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DFC only. All roasties with disgusting cowtits should be executed. We need to enact a selective breeding and genetic engineering program to ensure that all women are prefectly flat.

women with a or b don't click in my mind as real women, I feel completely at ease talking to them and little attraction unless they have amazing face or ass

A - C is best option.

Drink drain cleaner and shoot yourself in the head, pedophile.

It's so cute and endearing how insecure they can get over it, or when they get bob envy

I should add that I don't have any problem with women preferring big dick, muscles, tall etc

I want an Hcup gf to force into big tiddy anime cosplay
also showing off a gf like that to the folks would be very satisfying

B or C definitely

Finally, someone that doesnt make me feel like a freak

be my gf?
in an original way

Anything less than D isn't even a woman desu

I will have to move some things around but im sure I can figure something out

sounds dope
will you wear cute clothes for me and send pics?

I don't even like women let alone titties but pedos and heebs just need to suffocate forever.

Only thing were good for isnt it. Depends on the clothes tho, i dont look great in yellow

H cups on an insecure fat girl that I can play with whenever I want because she has no self confidence or self respect.

A real man wants to get a girl with A or B cup breasts and help her fill out to have some nice healthy E or above breasts.

Your skin is shit colored of course it looks good in yellow. Stfu you bitch ass nigga.

well I also want a friend
but I like looking at pretty things
anything edgy tho, those are my fav anime girls

Whitest person ever, but go on

whatever size this is. i think its c?

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whatever is big enough for paizuri, though chances of that happening are zero

Wigs are a no go for me, I like my hair

A or D and above. B and C is so boring for me desu

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thats okay I hate wigs too
what color is your hair?

This may unmask me, but red hair

>inb4 blue/purple or rainbow

Lol sorry Im a natural ginger, I dont think blue or rainbow would work on me

I am only sort of white but thanks.

>Anything less than D isn't even a woman desu

Is anything less than C even human? Females smaller than C should be legally forbidden from breeding as their female offspring may be misfortunate enough to inherit the condition

I doesn't work on anybody user. That's the point, and good on you for keeping your natural hair.

I will beat you to death with my titties

there are lots of cute girls with big tiddies and red hair

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A girl at my work must be wearing one of those tit enhancers sometimes because she goes from like a b to a d sometimes
She married
Is she planning on cucking her husband with our boss or one of us coworkers?

both at the same time breski

>big tits ginger
my dream girl. add me on discord MR. WOAH WOAH#9655

I'd enjoy that frankly

>dirty nigger comes in to steal another mans big tiddy gf

despicable

Im trying not to be an r9k ho, dont make it harder

added. prepare for dicks

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don't be a ho just let me give you attention for winning the genetic lottery

you said youd be my cosplay gf tho?

You should resist dude. Don't be a faggot, nobody likes faggots.

Don't let them tempt you user, don't become a hoe

I literally fucked a girl for the first time in 22 years and she had the cutest little A-cup titties. She just turned 18 but looks like she's 13 so it got me really excited lol

Ha, genetic lottery? I always got teased about my hair, then always got teased about big Tits, struggle to find bras that fit and have to buy shirts 2-3 size bigger then my waist size. This is no lottery

This. Remember once a hoe always a hoe.

why does being well endowed make you feel like a freak? being attractive isn't something you need to shy away from.

I also said I was going to wake up more than 10 minutes before work, it didnt happen

it makes you more notable compared to the other background characters around

also youre only a hoe if you add more than one poster
it should be me tho not that faggot who didnt work for it and just butted in with his shitty discord

Cause every single comment before was like oh I only like a-c cups and it was like well shit thats what I had when I was 14

if chicks get tits before other girls in middle school/high school they are often called fat by their peers

Do not listen to this devil. The temptation only gets worse if you give in.

no one says. except guys with small dicks

But if I had already added a few people from r9k wouldnt that already make me teeteringly close to being a ho

You also get grown ass men your grandfathers age staring at your Tits when youre a literal child

fucking add now! you just keep checking off boxes for me

Wait wait wait do you need guidance on how to be a literal stinking piss drenched whore?

monogamous girls arent sluts tho

oh
alright then

Give me your number you queer

I apparently tick off the boxes of being a ho too
I dont need guidance, I know how to be a whore, im just a good girl now

They never stay that way once the online sluttery kicks in. Begone thot enabler.

>now
go on

Stop it leaf I am a female not you. I juse peed in A BUCKET. It was messy

guess so
I just wanted a girl for me user, I thought this was my chance and some cunt stepped in slutting it up

maybe ill just go gay then

You r nothing but a loose anus

You don't want girls or guys from here. You'll be better off.

she already sent me nudes lol

hold up are you that gyno user? Because this sounds too good to be true

Prove it or sod off.

GO BACK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU LEAVE AND GET THE FUCK OUT >>>/reddit/

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nah not sharing with bitch boys

are the boys any better?

hahahahhahaa you're just fucking nothing at the end of the day

human MOLD

The big ones are obviously better but I'll take the smaller ones if they aren't shaped nicely. Those pancake tits look awful.

Then you're lying lol. oregano
>boys
are you pedo?

depends on how big they're dick is.

if you add me and prove with screencaps you're the nigga I stole from i'll give them

I'm not though. I'm just a guy who things you're a liar.

lol then fuck off I'm not that much of an asshole

fine men
are they less slutty than the roasties?