>dad asks for my machete before he went to work
>asks for brothers car
If he dies my life will get 3 times harder. Its just tragity after tragity after tragity in my degenerate ass family. And now I got to worry about him getting killed by some thugs.
No, I dont live in some 3rd world shitter. I live in America. My degenerate ass fucking family.
>tragity
The retardation really does run in the family.
What city? Do you guys live in a really ghetto area?
Maybe he's just going to have some fun driving while sticking the machete out the window cutting shit up at a high speed pace?
No, we dont live in a ghetto area.
He literally took my brothers car because they would recognize his other car.
Yeah of course the police would recognize the car. That's why he's pulling the ol' switcheroo. When they find out who owns the car, they'll go to your brother and realize he's not the perp they were looking for.
>No, I don't live in some 3rd world shitter.
>I live in America.
???????????????
$5 says that OP and his family is of a tawny complexion.
how does he not have his own car? he just wants a second one?
>dad
Is your mom's boyfriend's wife's son's bull black, or just a fan of rap music?
Anyway, for not moving out from such an autistic situation you've already proved yourself a complete and utter faguette.
i was thinking more basketball american
Half white half Mexican.
but in america taking a machete and a car have nothing to do with getting killed by thugs.
but if he took his gun and a car you would be worrying
He dosnt have a gun.
It's spelled "tragedy"
Thanks mofugga I have dyslexia.
>not knowing what 3rd world means
>hey son can I borrow your machete?
>leaves room
>hear him talking to brother
>can I borrow your car
Its gonna be fun boys
>being (you)
ksksksks
Well guys he usually comes home around 2 - 4 AM. So ill tell you if hes ok.
timezone?
I will bump your thread but not if you expect me to wait for 7 hours
Its 12 22 AM where I live.
Its a Kukri I like pic related. Top tier machete but I got a cheap one.
>snipers a good job mate
>urinates in car
>lobs piss out of car while yelling various cursewords
>gets pulled over
>"gday mate, now this is a knoife"
>swings kukri at constable
Your father is a snoipa, mate
do you know the murder rate in your area?
if the thugs your dad attacks with a machete don't have guns either then your dad should be fine and it can all be chalked up to stupidity.
there are some cities in the US where messing with dudes like that would be a big mistake
Haha I get that reference
I live in Texas, who would have a gun in Texas? My dad isnt too bright. Ive told him to buy a gun before but he never listens.
The joke
Your head
Male
>No, I dont live in some 3rd world shitter.
>I live in America.
OP I want you to reread what you wrote, slowly.
Ok then give me a top tier country then.
See
Inb4 Because I know you're that retarded
Sweden
No joking
Meant for
But also who I originally replied to
I swear to god if it's europeans who hate on america
It's more like slight annoyance, actually. You all have to be so damn special with your feet, pounds, Fahrenheits and retarded reversed way to write dates. Oh, and "soccer".
But its so cucked. I like America but I hate the people here, also everything is like 15 miles apart so you need a car.
How exactly is America still living in the 1900s? Im pretty intrigued by that.
bump if OP is coming back
fpbp
this is an original comment guaranteed
Well its 4AM now and I havent heard him come in yet, guess ill just wait longer.
F
That dumb beaner dead, Get a job, Paco. I hear Tacobell is hiring.
>not living in a third world country
>American
Huh.
is this OP?
are you just to go to bed if he's not back soon or are staying up until he comes back?
I think he just left the thread. he either doesn't give a shit or was trolling from the start
I think I am going to stay up. Maybe he is back but im not checking because I hate leaving my room.
Well, gonna go see if his cars here.
Checked. All the cars are here (yes all cars because buys them and flips them for money so we have like 3 extra) so he must have came home while over the past few hours. Not going to disturb him.