How are you anons? What can I do to make your day or life a little better?

How are you anons? What can I do to make your day or life a little better?

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give me a lot of money so I won't have to work for the rest of my life?

I can't do that cause I need them too aaa

So that was a short one.
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>Well thought out threads I post get 0 replies
>every time i post in a thread I kill it
I just want someone to acknowledge me.

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Tell me I'm beautiful and original

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Any advice on someone who has to go to court for a hit and run?

Same
I am an original thread killer

You are male, aren't you?

Yes but a genuine compliment would make me feel a whole lot better

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You are a beautiful fragile snowflake and I want to melt you with my private parts

Thank you a lot, I appreciate it

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You are all beautiful I love you

Make me sleep. Just make me fall over into exhausted sleep please

>How are you anons?
just take the cough away so I can sleep.

Been on a downward spiral for the past week and I'm feeling like absolute shit. Can barely sleep without drinking myself into a coma

Blame it on mental illness or hit and run the judge before the trial

I can relate so much, life is shit

>What can I do to make your day or life a little better?
Make me a loud, boorish, impulsive normie with no self-awareness.
This is the only key to happiness.

I genuinely don't think I'll ever meet someone who will want to be in a relationship with me genuinely. It's been a hard pill to swallow

It is not. There are plenty of introverted quiet people who are happy. You can do it

That's not true, I'd genuinely be in a relationship with you if we lived close, so stop swallowing that pill

Maybe I should specify, a mutually happy relationship. I'm not gay, unfortunately. I think things would be easier if I was

I'm female miss me with that gay shit

I appreciate you trying to be nice, but I think I'm not attractive enough and am at a point where I don't have the effort to turn things around for myself

Also you don't know anything about me, and I don't think your standards are 0

>There are plenty of introverted quiet people who are happy
I honestly can't imagine this being true.

You could buy us both the game Lanterns The Harvest Festival and play it with me. It's $5 on iOS/Android. I don't even have two pennies to rub together or I'd buy it myself. No income at all, waiting on a lawyer to sort out a denied disability application.

>how are you anons
bad since i'm wagecucking in this exact moment.
>What can i do to make your day or life a little better
fucking kill my boss and all my co-workers please

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You probably are not a zero and I can relate so much, I'm in a bad time too and I hate myself

Well, hopefully things can turn around for both of us

Do you wanna talk? Do you have discord?

I just woke up and feel a bit blue
>What can I do to make your day or life a little better?
Take off your pants!

>How are you anons?
pure shit
>What can I do to make your day or life a little better?
make that cute manic korean girl who started texting me fall in love with me so i can fly to new york and never be sad again (even though being in new york is probably pretty depressing)