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>that kid who played Alabama Nigger in history class on his phone

>that foreign kid who wore full suits to class
>that shy, quiet kid who ended up joining a gang and selling weed to the entire school
>that kid who came on a girl's hair when she was asleep
>that kid that got stabbed in the eye with a pencil during a fight and fucking died of a heart attack
>that smelly african kid
>that poor kid who went to school just for the lunch
>that kid from another state who got made fun of his accent
>that nigger kid who was whitewashed as fuck
>that group of indian/muslim kids who always sat together at lunch

>That kid who hid raw fish in ceiling tiles and vents around the school for april fools
>That kid who would scratch his ass with the complimentary plastic knives from the cafeteria
>That white kid who played piano for the black history assembly with a massive cum stain on his shirt
>That married, van darkholme looking teacher who fucked a 17 y/o stacy

>kid that eveyrone thought was a school shooter because he was quiet and brought gun magazines to school to read

It was me and im on a watchlist.

That was me... I just wanted attention and it worked until middle school, then all my friends started hating me and I became a loner

I went from popular class clown, to annoying reject within a year

The kid I'm talking about probably has autism or something and is still doing this in high school

I know that feel
I mean why don't people just let me read about my hobbies

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>those kids who burned bibles in front of the teacher who made religion hard on purpose.
3 years in a row and every time a different group.

>that roasty who faked pregnancy
>that kid who headbutted a window and broke it
>that teacher who gave drunk classes
>that teacher who always got drunk on school trips
>that kid that snorted dextrose

after a while i accepted it and it became a running joke, got really interested in mass murders when i was a teenager and would research columbine and other shootings to no end. god i was such an edgy faggot. didnt help that i had long blond hair and blue eyes and made nazi jokes/spoke german randomly too

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>snorted dextrose

holy shit that was me as well, I snorted:
>dextrose
>dorito powder
>chicken noodle flavouring
>paracetamol
>iboprufen
>salt

i dont even remember why i did that.

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>that tradthot who dated half of the males in your class (but would never date you) and yet considered herself pure
>that bro-tier Chad who would defend robots
>that kid who put glitter on his face because he was a faggot
>that kid who grabbed his girlfriends ass in the hallway
>that nigger who was so stupid he made other niggers look better
>that kid who died of heroin overdose

that kid was me
I grew a festering disease jar for several months and smashed in in the school. 7 people got lung infections and from what i heard the hallway still stinks like rotting garbage juice 5 years later

>that nigger who whipped out his dick in class and shouted WHO WAN TO PLAY BAA BAA BLACK DICK

All of this at a rural Christian private school btw
Uniforms and everything

>that kid who pretended to be high after you and your mates rolled up some oregano and tobacco

I once did that but it was cinnamon and oregano so it was better

>sugar
>chili powder
>detergent
>crushed quartz

Like when people like you are the reason libcucks wanna take guns away

>That kid who liked to smell and eat his own shit in class
>That kid who loved to dance and act as a fucking superhero while looking at Spider-man pictures
I shaked the bastards hand when we first met

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Fuck off. I was dubbed a school shooter for just being quiet.

>Idolizing the Columbine shooters
I wAs tHE sChOol ShOoTeR bEcAuSe I wAs qUiEt

>that kid who openly abused his girlfriend and ended up getting jumped by her ex

>that kid who have worms (and i mean those white from rotten shit worms) coming out of his head
>that kid who shaved his eyebrows and then didnt come to school till grow them again
>that kid who smell like cum for a day
(those three was the same kid)
>those kids who broke some lights, almost hit a girl and have all the classroom outside because of the gas of the light (i was one of those kids we were playing football with a bottle of glue)
>that kid who hide meat on the chairs and let it rotten
>that kid who shit on the urinal and the janitors refuse to clean it so they close the bathroom for 2 days
>those kids who molested some freshman and film it
>that kid who throw a draft to a teacher and hit her in the face

>that autistic kid who stabbed brads hand with a pen
>that kid who punched the principal in the face
>those kids who killed the groundskeeper dog with pepper spray
>that kid who downloaded cs portable in all of the computers so we could all play
>that kid who zinged off the teachers eyebrows and got a suspension for it (was me)
>that kid who still shat his pants at 14

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>>that kid who downloaded CS portable on all the computers so we could all play
Hey those tournaments were fun dude

>that kid who talked to the bus driver

>that kid who thought people couldn't tell he jacked off before school and then didn't shower

Was me
He was a pretty cool guy and got along with everyone including the chads

I assume that was you

indeed they were
origiii

>that obnoxious gay kid, that was contantly hitting on everyone
>that kid who collected empty mtn dew cans in his locker
>that kid that climed up a tree, fell down and broke both his legs
>that kid that threw shit around in between classes and screamed GRENADE OUT
>that stoner that faild class so often he finished highschool at 22 years old

>That kid who said Nigger every 2 minutes
>Forced into EXTREME therapy
>When he didn't fulfill his requirement, he would start shaking, sweating, crying then would unleash a fiery attack
>Put into mental asylum

>that kid who roasted everyone

nah I was smart enough to know just because I can no longer smell my cum doesn't mean other people can't

>that kid who downloaded cs portable in all of the computers so we could all play

What a lad

>That kid who swore she was gay but got caught sucking dick for money in the bathroom
>That kid who really was gay and got caught sucking dick in the bathroom
>That physics teacher who said fuck it and taught the class how to play street fighter for 2 days near the end of the year
>That one philosophy teacher that found Chuck Norris jokes funny
>Those groups of kids that had a panic attack during finals

I remember we banned the semi auto shotgun

>that kid who put isaac.exe on the school server

thats how i got into isaac

>That Kid who shaved all his hair off and became a racist.

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>that autistic kid that smeared shit all over the walls

>that kid that would always put tin foil in the back of your shirt
>that kid that got beaten up by immigrants because he wore a bomber jacket

>those kids that always were together and everyone presumed they were gay
>that kid that tried to make a volcano in science class and accidentally made a fucking bomb
>that stereotypical egyptian kid that everyone bullied and now does soundcloud rap

>that kid Who stabbed another kid at lunchtime
>That kid who broke his hand punching an iron dir
> That kid Who sent photos of his dick at every girl in the School

>That 5th grader that got nudes of her realased and then they arrested some teacher for possession of child porn
>that hot teacher who fucked a student
>that kid who got arrested at school by a fucking swat team who were armed with sub machine guns

>>that kid who pit Tin foil in the back of your shirt
What

that was me for quite a long time. Fortunately, that phase is mostly gone.

>the 2 Chads that beat each other bloody over some bullshit reason with lead pipes
>the kid who announced it like a sports match
The kid who announced was me

>that kid who molested a girl and got away with it
>that gay kid who got caught fisting himself in the asshole
>that kid who liked naruto and submitted an essay about it to school

Hey these are some pretty cool kids not cringe at all

>that kid that got out of class running to get to the bathroom, only to find out the door was locked and shitting in his pants
>that kid who cried every time he did bad in a test
>those fat kids that once fought in the classroom and everyone started screaming and saying it was a titans fight
>that kid who secretly organized betting card games in the school break
>that stinky Irish kid who wore sweaters, had over 5 redhaired half-siblings and whom biological father was in prison
>that kid who was caught in film fucking a sheep
>that stoner kid who was smarter than almost every other kid but hid it

>that kid everyone thought was masturbing in class
>that kid that actually did it

*put
it was pretty common, many did that in 7th grade

>softmore

>Can't remember any school stories or happenings
I feel so empty

youtube.com/watch?v=cRx2ghh-8bI

>this kid
he would exercise and meditate literally everywhere, and would shoot energy balls at people he doesnt like

>that Irish kid
yeah it's like they're an archetype themselves

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But why
Also sorry am phoneposting

are you a dae bald man by any chance?

>That kid that tried to fuck the aspie in the school bathroom
>That kid that played Yu-Gi-Oh and for some reason had his Dark Magician girl card slightly broken down because of "humidity"
>That furry who watched Yiff as a "joke" after getting caught in the bathroom masturbating to

Wait... this was all the same kid.

I assume it was you user

no
autism i guess,
its annoying

Nah dude, back in 8th grade I was the Catholic kid

>That Aspie girl whose pussy smelt like a rotting body in Pripyat
>That kid who was into cuckolding and would often pay guys to fuck his gf
>Same kid who offed himself after she got preggo
>That kid who ran a eBay account selling Runescape items
Got more if you want anymore

Test test, am I banned?

I don't think you're banned user

ADHD does that shit to you. I'm not even a person anymore, just a walking database for bad jokes

>that kid who picked up a trashcan and blew his nose into it
>that kid who stole toilet paper from the bathrooms
>that kid who ate a box of donuts every morning
>that kid who got hit by a stray baseball and it shattered his tibia

looks like you might be shadowbanned (you can see your own posts but nobody else can)

>that gay kid who got caught fisting himself in the asshole
how the FUCK did he get caught?

Get the fuck out underage
Go back to facebook or something

I have ADD and I dont do that shit

Nah, I'm good, I posted a bait thread on Jow Forums, it got 2 replies before 404

>That kid who stole a Teacher's car and drove it all the way to Birmingham
>That kid who acted like John Marston when Red Dead Redemption came out
>That gay kid who used a stolen rolling pin as a dildo and when he returned it back, he had to use to roll out the ball of dough
>Same kid who found splinters in his ass
>That kid who was edgy af and sang a Tyler, The Creator song for the talent show (On Goblin's release date)

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That kid downloading CS for school computers, That's me also
>that kid handing out booze at school
>that kid nailing an HDD Drive he stole from a school computer to the wall
>That kid who moved furniture in front of the classroom door to keep the teacher out

>that kid who filled a condom with milk and threw it at one of the janitors

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Based
Epic
Redpilled

>that kid who got caught masturbating to trap porn in the school bathroom

>that kid who sprinted everywhere while holding his backpack straps