What is a good counter bant when the lads make fun of me for rarely getting female attention that does not come across...

No one actually cares that youre a virgin you know? The chads would even help you get pussy.

please tell me you're being ironic
please tell me you don't genuinely say stuff like that

as someone who is considered the king of banter, if they pull the virgin card on you, there's like two ways out without seeming butthurt (but rule #1 of banter: you're right, he's butthurt. I promise you that's what they're going to think no matter how hard you roast) you can either play the "I'm virgin by choice" bant, where you say something like
>well christ nobody'd be a virgin if we all had your taste in women mate
unless he fucks cute girls and everyone knows he fucks cute girls, then you just gotta hope there's some personal angle

I dont have to say stuff like that because no normal human being cares that youre a virgin. If they say something like hey user a virgin right? Then its a joke, they dont care for youre answer until you sperg out. And I know what Im talking about because I dont have a social circle and drink with chads brads virgins nerds geeks etc. Only women unironically care about this just so they can rub it in your face, say thats because your ugly yadda yadda and just boost their ego.

Show them your raging testosterone and kick them in the sack

of course it will, but they'll be mad too. It's bantz escalation.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Nobody takes virginity very seriously, or at least it doesn't get brought up a bunch, but all of my close friends throw it around as an insult, among other things. In fact if you've got a good group of friends they'll pick on you with exactly the stuff that'll make you hurt, just so you know someone can constantly berate you about the shit that really hits close to home and then you can go back and really let loose on this guy's asshole and still call yourselves friends

If you don't have a friend that makes fun of you for being a virgin you don't have friends and that's final

Thats why people cant have real friendships anymore. Theres a fine line between spicy banter, insulting eachother and constant bullying. Theres a diffence between empty insults, goofing around and picking you apart to hurt you. Youre not supposed to let all the angst and frustration go out on your friends, theyre your friends. And why are you defending them now, since it obviously bothers you if they remind you that youre a virgin at every step?

Lmao

Trying too hard to seem like one of the boys, kill yourself

>putting his selfworth into the garbage bin so a few normals could laugh at him not even with him
Gee I wonder why are you getting bullied

Lul. Try harder, dumbass. I'm not OP. But keep going. It's amusing.

I forgot to click at op you smegma hooligan

Literally just shrug it off as a 'whatever man'.

You were probably never actually funny.

No its being a manchild who doesn't understand social situations. It just proves them right.

Basically every society since forever considers losing your virginity to be a sign of manhood.

not caring, also bonus points if you don't act like a turbo autist

Not him, but yeah I say stuff like that all the time, and get tons of laughs and pussy in the process.

Take the offensive and bring up some embarrassing shit on them. Dont fight on losing territory. Challenge the grandmaster to box and challenge the belt holder to chess.

I would say I don't want aids and I already have your mom

Tell them if they don't shut up you'll kill them as well the day of your autismo killing spree.

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You should brag that you can get away with murder via forcing people to commit suicide after you put boner killing drugs in their cornflakes. You won't get life for that, but could kill thousands if you work at a cereal factory or similar situation. People that use their cocks are nothing but a penis, take it away and they are nothing at all. Being proud of that is in it's very nature pathetic. It's why dick-head is an insult, and hysterical used to be too (hyster means womb).

>When a chieftain is fighting in his own territory, it is dispersive ground.
>On dispersive ground, therefore, fight not.
This nigga bringing out the Sun Tzu.

Just say that you want to become a wizard.

"Why do you keep bringing it up. Are you guys interested or something?"

>Or just find mates that arent worthless human beings
Because you, an obnoxious retard, would know the first thing about how to do this

you can't come across as not butthurt when you're visibly butthurt

No call THEM gay for obsessing about your sex life cause its fuckin gay to do that.