>be me
>get msg from girl
>"hi, how are you"
what do
Be me
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Picture message her back a drawing of a frog with eyes on stalks
It's either a bit or a thot.
If you could wait a few minutes I can tell you what to do, but Im not home yet.
>hi, i'm fine, what about you?
she'll probably say this
>i'm fine too
at this point i also have no idea what to do next
Good. What's up?
Oregano.
send dick pic, preferably your dick pic but quite honestly any dick pic will do
that's what I wanna avoid. she probably needs something. should I ask right away what she wants
m.youtube.com
Send a pic of a nigger dick
''just sitting here with a massive 9.5 inch boner. wanna see it?'' Then send a flattering picture of your dick or a dick that looks like it could be yours (for example similar skin tone)
Heed the wise words of Benson
you're either full of shit or a normie/chad. fuck off
Norms would know how to respond.i can't text msg either to save my life.
What of they end up dating and then they are about to have sex
How's he gonna explain that his 9inch dick is actually only 3inchs
please do this op and send results cause i worked hard
>''just sitting here with a massive 9.5 inch boner. wanna see it?'' Then send a flattering picture of your dick or a dick that looks like it could be yours (for example similar
dick size is not the problem
Do it OP, let's see if she is cultured
Like every other single, good looking man
Watch a bit too much porn, life's maybe a bit shallow, but pretty good otherwise
What about you?
It works + she will giggle
To be fair you have a point there user
>>get msg from girl
Why the fuck do you pieces of shit get these opportunities and squander them? I've literally never talked to a woman that wasn't working a cash register.
She wants something from you. Tell her "fine how are you", let her respond and wait for her to ask for whatever it is she wants. Either tell her that you knew she wanted something or don't respond.
>nuttin originally
I was like you.
But last year i wanted to practice my conversations so I got a stranger voice chatting app called wakie and now I talk to a girl every night, even had phone sec with 4 of them for the first time in my life
"what do you want stinky winky roastie toastie"
that's you you B them TFO
Show telephone yer arse ans THEN send dick pics.
Maybe go with something like "fine, just finished (insert decent sounding hobby here), what about you?" to try to get her to say something about herself and eventually keep talking about it