Going to be performing "Communist Daughter" in front of a crowd, but it's supposed to be a family friendly event...

going to be performing "Communist Daughter" in front of a crowd, but it's supposed to be a family friendly event. Instead of "semen stains the mountaintops" what else can I say that evokes a similar feel without ruining the rhythm of the song?

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Say milk or something

See my stains

its the current year and theres nothing wrong with educating children about sexuality. Its already too euphemistic in my opinion.

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Snow, you faggot.

Maybe "mucus?" Same number of syllables but it ends in 's' and the word that follows it starts with 's,' too, so I'm not sure if that would slur together too much.

>changing the lyrics because you don't want to offend
fucking faggot.
either pick a different song or just sing the fucking song, don't be a faggot about it

"snow covers the mountain tops"
"snow covers the mountain tops"

sea men stain the mountain tops
and make sure to show this picture so there is no confusion

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That will work. Thank you for making this drawing.

Btw, if you think sea men sounds too close to semen, try seaman stains the mountain tops

yeah and the picture still works

Pick a less shitty song to play

Pick a less shitty attitude to display.

Pick a less shitty comeback, the song is dogshit

Why not just "seeds stain the mountaintops". That way, you could be singing about flowers, yet if the listener removes the "s", then they know what you are talking about.
NMH blows too

>eeds stains the mountain tops

Sneed stains the mountaintops?
Sneed seeds and feeds the mountaintops?

Neutral Milk Hotel isn't shit. They aren't overrated eitehr.

Syrup stains the mountain tops

It doesn't have to make sense, but you could go with something like

>sweet snow stains the mountaintops
>sick smog stains the mountaintops

just sing holland 1945 like everyone else does

Why would you do communist daughter and not another song if it's a family friendly event, also communist daughter is a shit choice in general if you are performing 1 song do the title track, holland 1945, engine, or like song against sex or something

do king of carrot flowers

This OP great for a family event

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"free men" stain the mountain tops
"beacons" stain the mountain tops
"treason" ...

at least look things up next time

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Why the fuck are you performing Neutral Milk Hotel at a family gathering? Also holy shit perform some other song. Communist Daughter is shit

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because he's an edgy retard who can only enjoy music if it's approved by the /mu/ hivemind. let him embarass himself with this shitty song.

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i don't understand why anyone likes that album. it is trash. i listened to it like 5 times and it is horrible. it's memed all over /mu/ and i am seriously convinced that it is ironically done by trolls who know how terrible it is, and are just trying to get people to pretend to like some garbage album

seriously, what the fuck?

listen to this garbage song:

youtube.com/watch?v=YDSzfpomRFA

it's trash!! how can ANYONE claim it's good?

or Oh Comely

The lyrics and the atmosphere and the context of the album

are all trash

>context

elaborate please

>calling things trash with no other input
>wants elaboration on something he already called trash
yeah nah, you can fuck yourself.

it's just not very good music at all, that's the truth

the truth of your opinion, sure.

no, it's trash. it was written in response to the diary of anne frank, which was a hoax and partially written by her dad.

also, the music is objectively bad. anyoen can see this by listening to this garbage youtube song:

>my subjective opinions are universal objective truths

>i appreciate this trash because i am superior to you

just accept that it is trash. it's worse than an hour of recorded farting

>i am superior to you because i think this is trash

just accept that you're a contrarian fucktard, exactly the same as the /mu/ faggots you like to whine about, just in a different direction.

>contrarian
no, i will never accept this

most people don't actually like the album, idiot

it's a /mu/ meme and you fell for it

>>contrarian
>no, i will never accept this
i had a laff

kek, very nice mspaint anondesu. I hope you have a good day

See them stain the mountain top

You could just play a different song from that album.

play Holland 1945