One (1), singular, solitary, unchangeable chance at life

Go around pickpocketing and mugging like your fellow brits ofc

yeah theyre called pakis, niggers and pikeys so fucking stay where you are.

one thing I found disconcerting about the UK was that you couldn't escape civilisation, no matter where you went there were always houses and a town nearby
here you can drive for a few hours and end up in the middle of nowhere

Im from London but go to a russell group uni. Im sick to fucking death of these country bumpkin tory cunts from the shires and i didnt realize until i came to uni that they actually populate the majority of the country and are utterly unbearable. I want to kill myself every time I hear some posh faggot with a name like "Hugo" talking about the rugby results or how his daddy is going to sort him out with a comfy job in the city when he graduates with a solid 2:2 in business studies

>You'll not find greater culture than that of Britain: from Ulster to Kent and Cornwall to Aberdeen there's such a wealth of culture it almost makes you pity the savages.

I can tell from this sentence alone that you are a tory nonce. You probably paid to join the party and are in one of those hyper-autist tory youth wings or some shit. I know people like you at uni who walk around in fucking tweed jackets all day LARPing as victorian era gentlemen, drinking wine and singing god save the queen like they're at fucking harrow or some shit. KYS tory faggot, or go lick theresa may's grey man-fanny some more

Britain is an uncivilized backwater where the medieval-style class structure dictates absolutely everything. If like me you are born working class it is IMPOSSIBLE to succeed in this country to any meaningful extent. This is because the actually decent careers and any position of power or prestige in this country is simply handed down from one generation of privately educated middle class cunts to the next. If you are not blood related to the middle/upper classes, or did not go to school with them, you are FUCKED and will not amount to anything. Literally it is like we have an Indian-esque caste system in this country. It is retarded.

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Im from fucking Huddersfield, grew up sharing a bedroom, my dad works construction and my mum used to wait a cafe. You tell me if thats the background of a tory ponce.
I also go to a russel group university and Ive got to say how insufferable all you London cunts are. Insisting England hasnt any culture, moaning about this and that and trying your best to wallow in decadence.
>If like me you are born working class it is IMPOSSIBLE to succeed in this country to any meaningful extent
Utter bollocks. My dad started his own construction firm about 2006 and we've gone from a 2 bedroom flat to a 4 bedroom house with complete with garden, downstairs bathroom and conservatory. You absolutely can elevate yourself and Ive seen it happen right before me.
Yeah, of you want a cushy non-job working for daddy's banking shell then you're gonna need nepotistic connections but boo hoo maybe you should get a real job instead of doing business which people only do out of avarice.

Respect to you user if you're from huddersfield. I've got no problem with the north. The problem i have is with the fucking shires down south where absolutely nothing happens and they have no culture beyond being tories and working on farms and shit, and yet they still get to dictate the entire direction of this country because of their disproportionate voting power

Why the fuck should i have to go into construction or any other stereotypically "working class" career just to get ahead though? I worked hard and studied in order to get to university and have a career that requires a uni degree. Unfortunately no one told me until i got here that in the UK, you need to have been privately educated in order to get a proper chance at most grad jobs

>somebody enjoys cultures and aspects of country
>this somehow means that they support the status quo and are a blind nationalistic retard who does what big govt tells them
Yeah, I'm with everybody else here you London dwelling faggot. Its not our fault you're such a fucking dumb retard that you can't succeed on your own and have to blame all your problems on everybody else.

>Spain, Portugal, France, Germany, Hungary, Austria, Italy, Poland, Denmark, Croatia, Slovakia, Greece, the USA, Brazil and even Israel
No wonder you love England so much, it sounds like youre hardly ever actually here

Whenever people talk about "culture" in england they're talking about retarded tory shit like "muh countryside", "muh tea", "muh monarchy". I hate and despise all of that shit. I want to leave and go to a country where people aren't insufferably posh brainlets and actually have civilization. Literally every other first world country is better and more civilized than Britain. Even fucking France with their riots is better than Britain.

You keep referring to "london" as a bad thing. Where the fuck are you from that's better?

You dont have to. Im doing an engineering degree. Fuck knows if it'll let me really get ahead but 6 figures isnt an unheard of wage and if even 50k a year isnt enough then youre a fanny

>You keep referring to "london" as a bad thing. Where the fuck are you from that's better?
Almost anywhere in the UK. I can think of maybe 5 places that are worse and thats only because theyre closer to karachi than lincoln

Fuck right off. No way that bumfuck uncivilized village regions like Somerset and Oxfordshire are better than London. You literally have to be a tory in order to think that

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For somebody who hates this country you really do seem to enjoy the BBC
You're calling anywhere that isn't a fucking city an 'uncivilized village region' which is funny since this snobbery is what is expected of a fucking politician. You are a complete fucking hypocrite who's just having a hissy fit because he didn't get his way for free. Instead of actually having a point you're just screeching at everyone you disagree with.

Nowhere actually looks like your pic anymore. Have you even seen Birmingham or London

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Lol you fucking idiot. The BBC is just as tory as the rest of this shithole country. The BBC is packed full of middle class privately educated prissy cunts who provide totally uncritical coverage of the government. The BBC being anti-brexit does not make them "left wing"

Go watch the BBC whenever they talk about the monarchy. It becomes a fucking propaganda service, praising the queen and all the irrelevant princes and princesses as if they were North Korean esque fucking dictators. The day the queen dies the BBC has protocols for all the gay retard shit it has to do, such as wearing black ties, and not being allowed to run ANY comedy programs for a certain length of time afterwards because its seen as "disrespectful". You literally cant be more of a tory bootlicking organization than that

I fully admit i am a snob towards country bumpkins. People from the british countryside are invariably stuck up, out of touch, overprivileged farmers and trust fund kiddies who do nothing with their lives other than feed the fucking cows and walk to the local village shop and butchers to buy food for their kids with faggot posh names like "Cornelius Winston II" and "Lydia Penelope". Then they send those kids to boarding school with their extortionate funds from doing absolutely fuck all other than being a farmer and having inherited wealth, and those kids go on to become bankers and CEOs and MPs and utterly ruin this already shit disgusting country

> I live in a third world shithole and would gladly trade places
It's precisely that mindset which has resulted in this country becoming a shithole.

You have no fucking what you're talking about mate, you're just yelling at everything that upsets your sociopath sensibilities because you're extremely insecure about your lack of success. Have you considered doing some research about any other country? Because most of the shit you just listed is consistent. Yes, inherited wealth is a thing. Yes, some people are treated differently. But instead of understanding that you're having a whiny meltdown on an anonymous image board. If you're really this incapable of handling everyone around you being different then you need to find a group like you or just kill yourself.

Move to America, maybe New England, where I am from... so you can feel British

Bullshit. You obviously come from a family of wealth if you really think that

This country was god awful long before an immigrant or refugee even set foot upon its lands. You really think this country was good when poor people were destitute and dying on the streets, slaving away in victorian workhouses, and were literally unable to vote if they didn't own land? You really think this country was good when the class system was even worse and literally only Eton-educated aristocrats could become MPs or make any form of wealth or sustainable career?

If you really think this shit i dont know what to tell you user. You are completely out of touch. This country would be even worse if it was only white public school boy middle class fuckers walking around dictating everything, as was the case pre-1945

You're aware that poor people exist in every country right? "Refugees" are a constant blight on not just the lower and middle class (and even the upper class at times as long as they decide to shop in public) but also our culture in general. They've severely upped the crime-rates, killed most of the Christian influences in the UK, are incredibly entitled leeches on the government and even a constant danger to the homeless with how they impulsively attack them as long as they're in the vicinity.
Nice job comparing Victorian Era Britain to 21st century Britain by the way, as if the unceasing hordes of shitworlders was ever a problem before then. Thanks to them the typical social and economic development that would occur in any demographically consistent country inbetween those time periods has been stunted irreparably.

I know exactly what I'm talking about. You can be blind to it all you want, but there is no other country in the first world where the class system is as bad and as rigid as it is in the UK. This is what happens when a country goes through its life without ever having a revolution or overthrowing its tyrannical kings and overwealthy upper classes. America, France, Germany, Spain, all had historical moments like that. But in Britain we have had the same upper class ruling the country ever since the Normans, even the brief abolition of monarchy after the English Civil War did not rid us of this scourge

Literally every other first world country is in awe at how ridiculous the economic and class situation is in this country. In no other first world country does private education have so much disproportionate influence. In no other first world country can you look at the people in power in politics, business, the media and research their backgrounds and find that the vast majority are privately educated and from long lines of aristocracy that go back centuries

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Where are you from mother fucker? I bet you've never even met an immigrant in your life. I am all for floods of immigrants coming into this country if it means they will displace the posh cock in the mouth plummy voice faggots that have dominated every sector of british life for eternity

>muh christian influences
KYS

>Where are you from mother fucker? I bet you've never even met an immigrant in your life. I am all for floods of immigrants coming into this country if it means they will displace the posh cock in the mouth plummy voice faggots that have dominated every sector of british life for eternity
Glad you've revealed your agenda Ahmed. I'm sure becoming Pakistan V.2 will solve all our problems. You can replace those upper-class Tory snobs you hate so much with legitimate mindless goatfucking fugitives, what an improvement.