/britfeel/

I don't understand 2. why do normies buy fucking rice sauce and chips? Where are you from?

4. Cook your own food

blurays 4 gays m8, i dont make the rules sos

How about white girl doner wrap from the kebab shop

Why do they only send four (4) tie fighters against the NOTREBELS?
When the NOTEMPIRE appears there are at least six star destroyers and the fucking insanely giant ship as well. They should have tens of thousands of tie fighters between them. Why did they only send fucking four?!

God this film is so bad in so many tiny and huge ways, it's almost unbelievable.

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>guess who
some faggot?

Bluerays are boomer tech.

Jesus christ mate sort yourself out

why would you order chips from the Chinese you freak

>other
You have two choices.

1. chicken wings and garlic pizza or bread

2. 1/2 duck from the chinese place, with pancakes.

>The Man with the Sideways Gun
>The Welfare Is Not Enough
>Shiv and let Die
>Dr. No(job)
>In her Majesty's Prison System
>Licence to Chimp
>The Spy Who Mugged Me
>Chicken Bucket Royale
>Dindu Another Day
>Quantum of Gibs
>IQ-Fall
>Coonraper
>Goldblinger
>Jive And Get High

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ahaha he black

>IQ-fall
I'm in stitches over that

>tfw no girlfriend again
always gets me the worst when i first wake up, cant work out why

cook urself some nice scram, don't feed thwe pakis none of ur hard earned cash

i just get cheesy chips sprinkled with arab pubes

I keep having the same dream of a girl sleeping next to me, half on my chest.
Very annoying.

>be me
>black james bond
>driving round in hotwired astin martin
>po po on the case
>spray acid in their face
>FUCK THE FEDS
>steals Q's latest gadget

>scram
that means run. you're thinking of scran

they should cast a short ugly james bond, I'm sick of being underrepresented in media

horror games really set me anxiety off lads

proper make me feel unwell

wish I could play even games like Resident Evil without feeling ill

The reason I don't play horror games.
I get panicy even when playing fps's and someone's chasing me or it's a tense moment.
2spook

Too much unfunny shitposting this afternoon lads.

London. I thought diversity was supposed to be celebrated?

umm... is this THE BRER LAPIN??

Fuck, you are a true beta male.

i would like to get it for muh VR but i'm scared
don't like scarey stuff really or being made to go AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
still not played doom vr yet as don't want to made to shriek

A shit in a Pringle tube

I've migrated away from normal porn lads, I now just watch amateur female masturbation. I can barely keep it hard during normal porn when they are screaming like banshees and drilling each other at 10k rmp. Literaly the only thing that will do it for me now is watching her legs twitch when she makes her self cum.
anyone else know this feel?

I bet none of you have read any Sharpe books. Fucking brainlets probably aren't even aware the series was based on books.

solo female stuff is still VERY normal to be fair lad, you never been on the internet before?

nah i just don't care

nobody knows I have anxiety, just disappear to the bathroom to take a sloppy shit when it gets triggered by something

think I cope with it pretty well desu

They made the books into a TV series. The books are obsolete.

VR gaming going the way of 3D TV

nah i'm thinkin ur a nigger tho

I only wank to stock images that show nudity

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The problem is I started with the weird shit as a kid and I've been slowly working my way back down.

4. on a fucking diet

You lads watching the brexit drama tonight, lads? Seems good.

based desu, this is real nigga /coping/

>Fucking brainlets

mate, you're reading Bernard Cornwell novels and calling other people brainlets. talk about people in glass houses.

I enjoyed his books as a teenager, but once you've read one you've read them all, and they're poorly written.

go read Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey-Maturin novels, they're actually good books.

Oh is that tripfag who was found out to be a literal 15 year old who often phones in to the radio show, and so vacated his trip all of a sudden when this was discussed?

has the 15 year old got a new trip? or have we got a new 15 year old?

>ch4
>"current events political drama"
how about fucking no

Too whoever said in this mornings thread 'you're going to a country not to sightsee but to shag' you're a retard. I went to bed and forgot to send that to you. I hope you know you're a mong

When did pissing become a normie fetish? I'm sure a couple years ago it was seen as weird as scat but nowadays I see porn ads with pissing everywhere and even pissing videos on the front page of Pornhub

>reading makes me a better person

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Shan't be watching Channel 4 + Brexit anything.
I still remember their 'Brexit debate' the night before the referendum, utter shitshow that was, letting old cunt Sheila Hancock bang on and then eventually start crying - with zero interruption - for about 10 full minutes, saying how people died in World War I for the EU. There was no time left for even the most basic rebuttal.

You seriously have to pooh when you get anxious? That's adorable, like a puppy.

Haha. Thick cunt

So I'm applying for a job with a company my friends work at, thing is tho I've kinda got this huge web of lies surrounding my education and I don't actually have a degree. The job I'm applying for doesn't require a degree (it's pretty entry level).
If I don't need a degree for the place, are they likely to check the legitimacy of it?

Is it normal these days? I really feel like I'm missing out on being a normie more than ever now.

My uni work didn't upload and now I'm fucked. How did I not notice.

If it's not even relevant why would you lie about it in the first pace?

>read Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey-Maturin novels, they're actually good books.
Been there, done that. If you weren't a brainlet you'd know I've already read his work.

I pretend I need to poo and just sit in the toilet listening to music

haven't you some last minute homework to be doing?

My guess is you were so happy to be done with it you didnt think to check.
Comiserations lad, that must suck. In my experiences unis are quite soft, I appealed and said it hadnt work but I had tried to upload it and they let me off
That said that wasnt final year, but if you have a good record maybe theyd buy it?

my mum bought be a special spray I have to use before doing a poo because my poos smell too much

reee hurry up spring just want some comfy rain ffs

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Alright, lads.

I'm dying for some Japanese aesthetic travel videos.

Any chance you can link me some?

I never managed to complete my degree and to keep up face with my friend I just told them I graduated when I was supposed to. The company my friends work for isn't that big and the manage knows that I supposedly have a degree. I need to submit a CV and I can't really not include my degree if the person conducting the interview knows I supposedly have a degree because my friend told them

raining and windy here all day lod, almost a strange feel since its been calm since before christmas

Is it one that 'anti bacteria'

I'm only in my first year. Hopefully they're lenient

It literally does, mong.

youtube.com/watch?v=-Moiq6Wrpd8

>tfw tough
>yet not tough enough to speak up because i'm trapped in my head and i cant say what i think because i'm a fucking pathetic piece of shit

haha lads.

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I watch night driving videos set in Japan a lot
youtube.com/watch?v=iEipE4Y6lNQ

lmao I can see your lies spiralling out of control into a lifetime of duplicity. I say just go with it.

thats a self confidence issue lad, took me years to work that out, not about being tough

Having a comfy clean lads. Also, want to make myself something healthy from the shops as part of my diet. Any ideas my boys

Also 15 year old trip OUT

what to watch tonight, frens?

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Yeah then doubel down and act surprised if they do check and find no record

youtube.com/watch?v=ILCDfIBn1fw

how to get a qt disabled gf lads

Yeah it's pretty much the case at the moment lmao, although I do plan on eventually going back to finish my degree so I just need to bide my time until then

I FUCKING HATE MYSELF
FUCK

hackers ofc m8

Keenwa
Green salad
Chicken

dunno it's called V. I. Poo and you spray it in the toilet before you poo

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The Faculty probably the most fun movie I can see on the shelves.

watched it the other day, but nowt wrong with watching it again!

careful lad i heard that stuff is chlorine gas

start of which something nice and easy. Pick up some chicken breasts, a frozen pack mixed vegetables and if you want some carbs get some brown rice or something (sweet potatoes is also good)

that jackie chan 1. random choice as i closed my eyes and waved the cursor about a bit .

i'll have to say watch the thing then lad, can't have u doin a repeat

guess so lad, i don't know anymore, i feel like such a push over, i've been exploited from my boss the past 4 years and i haven't done anything about it, i just let it pass because he knows that he can take advantage since there's next to fuck all in terms of work around here. i fucking hate it, and there's nothing i can do about it because i've tried to boost my confidence in the past and it only lasts for a day and then it all goes to shit the next

Which football team is this scarf for?
May be a rugby team.

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Nightwalk user, are you here, and if so you going out for a nightwalk tonight?