Mommy gf thread

i see them often but i wouldn't sat they're common

I wasn't confident until mommy, I was just tired of boring life, desperate to try something new, so I asked her to help and the GF talk came naturally.
I don't know how, but that jerk off changed my life, I went briefly outside today and still managed to talk to one girl, some shy highschooler walking her dog, she didn't give me her phone number, declined to go see a movie, was worth a try to get better at talking to girls, I don't really care about rejection anymore.

Look for her in:
> Craft stores
> Libraries
> Book stores
> Those new age hippie stores with healing crystals and incense and shit.
I'm happy to answer questions. I'm going to be away from my computer for a bit soon though. I'm always lurking throughout the day.

How do I go those places regularly without buying shit and seeming like a creep?

What would you say is the best way to identify a woman of this type st one of those places?

Is there any typical approach/ice breaker or do things get turned around and do I need to wait to be approached? I have social difficulties so some of this stuff might be hard for me to pull off without as precise info as posssible.

You just described me...now I'm going to be targetted

Ask her to recommend you something, with the right type of milf anything will do really because they like company of young men. If you get shutdown it's because of her, not you.

Your window shopping for future projects. It might help to pick up reading because you can read in bookstores and libraries without spending money. Read up on a craft subject (I can tell you a little about polymer scuplture which would be plausible for a young man and requires a lot of window shopping and planning)

>Be in decent shape
>Talk to mommies
It's really that easy. Mommies won't initiate anything until you show serious interest. They're older and assume younger guys have 0 interest and are afraid of the social consequences of looking like a cougar. Just strike up friendly conversation with older mommy women and slowly get more and more flirty. Doesn't matter if it's really awkward. She'll jump at the opportunity to sex your young bones.

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Well if anyone needs any maternal advice I've got this thread pinned when I've got a minute.

>If you get shutdown it's because of her, not you.
Also this. Some mommies may have a really nice family already and don't want to cheat. You could probably get around it, but meh.

Glad theres guys out there who understand this

I wouldn't talk to anyone with a ring on her finger in the first place, what I meant is that older women who are interested in young men won't shutdown a shyboy.

>won't shutdown a shyboy.
Is this true?

tfw no good boy bf who'll let mommy fart on him

You a girl? Originally

yes i am
Origina

I'll let you fart on me, you have a big ass?

Rationaly speaking, why would she if she is into younger guys? Older women get orbited by older guys, but young ones are a rare catch, you just have to eventually make it clear you find her attractive as a woman. In any case, rejection is something you just have to get used to if you want to have sex as an average looking poorfag.
Also I was super shy when I first met mommy
t.

Any mommies in the thread please email me.

The key to this type of girl is that she is your advocate. Neither she nor you know who she cares about more: you or herself, and this ambiguity only enhances her thoughtfulness instead of casting doubt.

She believes in you no matter what. Being useful to you gives her life meaning. You are never far from her thoughts, and she would do almost anything for you without hesitation. Not out of duty, guilt, or delusion, but because to her your happiness and comfort are the same as her own.

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Is that like underwear or something? I'm clueless.

42F is my bra size. Just got it in the mail.

What if i want my real mom to be my mommygf?

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Oh. That's cool. You gonna post milkies?

Might be your ordered bra without bra itself.

Where do I find a mommy gf who'll let me pretend to be the dominant one sometimes? I want a mommy gf who subs for me sometimes and when the session's over she spoons with me and pats me on my head and tells me what a good job I did and how proud she is of her little boy.

>42F is my bra size
fat bitch

WAIT, URSULA WAS CHARIOT THIS WHOLE TIME????

>42F
>42
Imagine being this fucking fat.

Well now that tumblr nuked itself, I imagine it can be a lot harder to meet mommies. It showed there are plenty ouy there though. You can try Fetlife, or something similar. I met my mommy gf here on Jow Forums four years ago. It's still long distance since I keep throwing away money on shit instead of flying over to see her. This year will be different though. Gonna lose my v-card brahs.

Also, it's just trial and error according to my normie friend. You try 100 times and 97 of them will reject you. At least that's what he said. I've been rejected 18 times consecutively before I found her. Thought it was bait but said fuck it and bit anyway.

That sounds like me but I'm a guy.
Can I be somebody's mommy bf?

Most guys are. It's finding a woman with those qualities that's the hard part.

Can I please get a tomboy gf
Tomboy girls have these qualities but aren't gay because they're actual girls