Why do some girls spit instead of swallow? Does it really make a big difference?

Is that the chick from h3h3

It's already in their mouth, I never understood the issue with swallowing.
Good source of zinc.

Honestly, sperm tastes horrible, but if you spit it you just taste it in your mouth longer.
From my expert opinion, either make him cum on your face/tits or just push his cock down your throat when he's about to come and make him come directly there.
Much better than spitting.

I never understood why anyone would prefer swallowing over her spitting it out and rubbing it on her breasts or face.

Last time i blew a guy he told me like ten seconds before he was gonna cum so I just moved away and he wiped with tissue lmao.

Why didn't you just let him finish in your mouth? It's not that bad and it makes all the difference to him.

Submissive, beta sperm doesn't get to go in a hole, even a mouth.

Really, he should have finished in a condom so it could be flushed where it belongs.

I just assumed he didn't want me to stay down there because he said he was warning me so I just felt awkward

>felt awkward
I really understand this with that warning.

This is absolutely true. If you don't swallow it's because the thought of his seed staying in your body repulses you on a primal level. Like, logically I know I can't get pregnant from swallowing, but the thought of downing the cum of a guy I wouldn't let impregnate me (assuming the right scenario, etc) is absolutely vile, close to about as bad as I imagine rape feels, probably for some of the same reasons.

I avoid the issue by not blowing guys I don't find very attractive. If she blows you and spits, she definitely does not really like you, and probably doesn't like herself or value her own sexuality. She is probably a whore.

you have a mental illness friend

he should have just kept quiet

If a girl spits she doesn't even like you. Once the cum is in your mouth it's just stupid because it's easier to swallow than spit. You already got the taste in your mouth and it's way harder to get it all out than to tough it out and get it down.

my dick's only 5.5 inches but at least i have a girl happy to swallow my cum

Some girls have inventive ways of swallowing.

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When do your boyvaries start ovulating?

Spunk sticks to your throat. Try it yourself faggot.

My girlfriend lets me cum anywhere, but my preference is on her face - even with her eyes closed, she says it still gets in; I can't really aim it. Does this hurt much?

Never happened to me, I don't know if it hurts.
My husband normally just aims at the lower half of my face so it doesn't get in my eyes or goes in my hair too much.

look I enjoy fapping to swallow compilations for 4 hours straight as much as the next guy but

swallowing cum has been shown to increase the risk of HPV related throat cancer

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what if she just doesn't like the taste of cum and lets you freely cum inside her vagina?

>not holding it in her mouth and then sharing it while we kiss

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I always swallow. Its instinctual. Spitting it out seems disgusting

I can't really put myself in that position because any man I'd let cum in me is one I'd swallow, but I guess if that's her "alternative" is it really so bad? Like if she finishes you by riding the nut out of you, I think it's fair to say she likes you.

have you tried the pineapple trick?

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real nega

>be me, getting head in car from ex
>oh shit gonna cum
>blow a huge load in her mouth, cant stop making dumb noises it feels great
>im done, oh shit after shocks
>ex is staring at me with distress in her eyes
>"well either swallow it or spit it out! Tick tock!"
>just keeps looking at me, dumb bitch this is why we aint together no more
>outright tell her to spit it out and she does

Women cant make up their minds hahaha.

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I always swallow but I'm a sissy and I like cum

Absolutely patrician taste my friend, do you even love your gf if you don't snowball with her?

>finishes you by riding the nut out of you
god that sounds good, i wish i enjoyed sex
my girl gets wet really easily, but she's too tight - i get hard just lying in bed with her fully clothed, but sex wears out my dick so quickly

girls swallow so youll fall in love with them

this
she swallowed gallons of my cum, let me nut in her hair and shit - it was all a dastardly plot to break my fucking heart

If your gf lets you cum on her face , she is literally a whore.

Any girl that lets you cum on their face is a literal whore.

She's a whore for me, for sure - you sound jealous.

I dont know why women get weird about that, I had a girl that loved anal, prefered it, but hated facials

she's laughing because she was planning to rub it on his face but couldn't contain her mischievous intentions

Bingo

When I met my ex she was a virgin with little experience, had never given a bj before (I had the teethmarks on my dick to prove it). So she watched some porn to get an idea, and before you know it she was sucking me off in seconds

She didn't even like the taste, so the fact she still swallowed just to pleasure me made me all the more fucking hornier for her

Get you a girl that swallows and marry her

Means your cum tastes horrible

sauce by the way

You keep posting this and I keep asking for the source and you never post

Have you ever tried tasting your own cum before? It tastes bad and has an even worse aftertaste that lingers for a while.

Are you asking for the source of a video where a woman sucks of a man?
Are you saying you need someone to show you where you can find videos of a bj?

>sperm tastes horrible
maybe stop going for chinese before succing, or better yet, feed him some pineapples first you lazy bitch

I have posted the source many times, friend. Sorry you missed it!

Source:
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Two other videos she did:
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Unrelated, but two of my other favorite blowjob videos:
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Why thank you my good man

when they spit they stop when you cum, you orgasm but its a tease
when they swallow they keep sucking it, you have better orgasm

rarely do they just keep sucking and let it drool out while doing so

>Why do some girls spit instead of swallow?
Because it's hot and a gross texture and sometimes it tastes really bad, too. Also it's kind of a surprise when it happens usually so the surprise makes it hard to swallow sometimes.

No he sounds right. Ive been with five girls, two, who allowed facials, were LITERAL turbowhores
Go ahead and think yours is speshul and pute but shes been glazed in the face by mad other niggas my guy
Your girl sounds like a fucking cum dumpster

I've tasted my sperm and it honestly doesn't bad at all. It's just like snot, tasteless.

the pineapple thing is a myth

i never will understand guys fascination with girls swallowing, but...
>spitting cum when you could simply swallow
pathetic.
the only girl i've ever met that would spit was this really whitewashed asian girl i roomed with. used a spit cup that she kept next to her bed when her bf visited from Yale. massive bitch.
but also:
>swallowing cum when you could just let him cum on your face

only chad is allowed to call me that

>Your girl sounds like a fucking cum dumpster
Yep, she's my cum dumpster.
>shes been glazed in the face by mad other niggas my guy
I know for a fact that's not true, but hey - whatever helps you sleep at night.

because some men have absolute rancid smelling and tasting cum

Because it tastes nasty. Smell it next time you muck.

Sort of. It changes the taste but makes it taste vaguely like stomach acid, would not recommend. This is coming from a guy that tries his own cum on the regular.

>not having a gf who lets you nut wherever you want
imagine being this cucked

This, I love cumming all over my girlfriend - feels so fucking good

>dating an absolute whore
the cuck is you

>dating a girl who loves me so much, she'll let me nut all over her and degrade her for my pleasure
yeah, i don't have a problem with this

Surely you understand that practically every girl would allow herself to be nutted on, that it just depends on the partner.

If she lets you nut all over her, it is only the worst case scenario that this is because she's a whore, who'd let anyone do it to her.
If she doesn't let you, this is *always* because you aren't worthy of that honor - while other men are.

So, the worst possible explanation of her letting you cum on her is arguably less cucky than the *only* explanation for her not letting you cum on her.
I mean, it's up for debate I guess, but I know which girl I'd rather have. Besides, jizzing on girls feels great.

This, absolutely.

Some girls really don't like the taste. Plus it's like sticky af in your mouth. I swallowed out of convenience and because I didn't want to seem like a lil bitch but I felt like a dog eating peanut butter after.

ps can you tell if an inexperienced girl is trying to seem experienced??? I feel like it must've been obvious and I was trying too hard

yeah, it's a power thing

>ps can you tell if an inexperienced girl is trying to seem experienced??? I feel like it must've been obvious and I was trying too hard
We literally don't care. For 90% of guys getting a girl to sleep with them is a solid win no matter what else happens.

omg this so much

>tfw no girl ever swallows my cum because it tastes like extremely bitter pills
Only time I've got them to do it is when I force my cock into the back of their throat and hold their head their, while they struggle, until it has all been swallowed

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my wife has gone through phases. For a while she swallowed even if we were just having sex and there was not blowjob involved just so there was not mess to clean up but now i can't remember the last time she smallowed, it has been a while. honestly its not a big deal to me but maybe that is just because every time she has swallowed it has been obvious that she didint enjoy it and seemed like she was about to throw up. personally, i dont enjoy sex if it seems like my partner isnt enjoying it.

Men never cum from just a blowjob. They only cum when the blowjob involves a hand jerking off the guy.

You can't even taste sperm; even if there are millions of them in semen, you cannot taste them because they're so small.

you've never been with a girl who can give amazing head - believe me, i was skeptical too

This. All you need to do is find a bulimic girl who will let you tickle her tonsils.

>Why do girls always laugh about cum? What's so funny?

they're prolly happy about making the guy feel good, it's like a little accomplishment when the cummies start spurting

guy with premature ejaculation here
I cum too with only head tbqhf

>pisses herself every time i choke her out when drilling her ass

holy shit

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Semen tastes bretty bad but I feel like spitting is rude and I definitely don't want him to come on my face.
Tbh I don't often give blowjobs to completion, but when I do I swallow and then usually have a drink of water.

so many fucking normalfags talking about their exes, wives and girlfriends in this thread I forgot what board I was on. why the fuck are any of you here?

My ex never swallowed.
Her mouth was a bit small for my size so head was hard anyway.

>have strong orgasm while gf is sucking my balls
>cumming so hard just yell random stuff
>you fucking stupid nigger shit uh eeeeee fuck