/britfeel/

Fuck, accidently posted in the old thread
what can I add you on user, or you gonna be at the meet?
don't worry man, even though I feel like everythings fucked i got no choice to ctruggle on and neither do you lad, chin up and all that gay shit

might start watching UK ice hockey even, idk

Someone should draw an autism spectrum graph with all the regulars on it

How are you today lad?

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Got a feeling 2019 will be a shit year for /britfeel/

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I can do it, but someone will need to make a list of them regs and the extent of their autism.

Seeing as this is britFEEL
Does anyone have any feels they need to air out?
I'm listening

You can add me on discord/Facebook/Snapchat/steam
I'll be at the meetup for sure

strawpoll.me/17187190
whereabouts would the lads want a britfeel meetup?

was on the bus on the way back from work and some little chav came on and sat behind me stinking of weed and shouting down his phone the entire journey. Think he was on his phone to his gf, was really having a go at her calling her a bitch and telling her to fuck off.

Why do all the cunts get gf's?

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>And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile

og

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>tfw zero self confidence/self worth

>And you may find yourself in a beautiful house

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i've had better days. popping out for an /eveningwalk/ in a bit, that will cheer me up. how are you?

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>With a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, well
How did I get here?

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literally have no friends
the only time i ever talk to people is at work and i walked into the staff kitchen today and found a couple of my colleagues laughing about me behind my back
turns out the only people i ever talk to dont even like me

wait wait wait....talking heads?

bet i've had 21 shits already this year ffs,
*goes for number 22*

Well I just woke up after having some comfy end of the world dreams, it was decent. Just trying to decide what to do with myself for the rest of the evening, but it's a bit blowy up here so doubt I'll venture very far.

>mercedes
>once classy nice cars
>now the official lease car special for pakis

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need ideas for a quick, cheap meal lads?

I like a girl, and she KNOWS I like her, but she won't reject me, she just keeps making excusing and dodging but still chats to me like we're mates.

What ingredients do you have?

how cheap lad

Been ill all day. Had to take a sick day.

Any armchair doctors in the house? I'm convinced that whatever condition Marina Joyce has, Jono The Dragon also has.
youtube.com/watch?v=Q6bFVesoSEQ
youtube.com/watch?v=C0JRMlEABvQ
Listen to the way they talk, they're both quite slow and almost slurred with their speach. Like they have some kind of palsy.
What is this condition?

well whatever you end up doing i hope you enjoy your day/night lid. stay warm!

No, but I imagine it very normie.

heading to sainsburys in a bit, could buy anything you'd find in your average supermarket
thinking like 6-7 quid for all the ingredients

Anyone else in the 20 PLATINUMS club?

psnprofiles.com/Zabimaru-Bankai

It should have Smug Wojak four vee two dot pee en gee!

>The TV

Howling

>50298661
This is the peak of your life. It will never get better than this.
Remember that.

What do you like to eat? Is it just one meal or do you want something that will last you a few days?

mince and potatoes lad
>onion
>garlic
>carrots
>salt
>pepper
>mince
>beef stock pot
>potatoes
really good and dirt cheap

Posting with spunky fingers, lads.

Just let my bf fuck my ass. Wasnt too bad I hope he enjoyed his birthday

What's your steam account? I'll add you (I live in the East Midlands though, so probably nowhere near you guys).

>once a woman is 21 every day will be the prettiest she will ever be

ideally a meal tonight and leftovers that could be had tomorrow for lunch
had mince last night, sounds like a nice meal but just not tonight

>Just let my bf fuck my ass. Wasnt too bad I hope he enjoyed his 3rd birthday

NONCE! GET HIM!

spag bol you could do for that easily

Had a little mince did you? Down to the local glory hole was it? You lot make me fakkin SICK

Do you like soup lad? If your budget allows, I'd get a ham hock and some vegetables (potatoes, leeks, carrots, turnip, swedes) and lentils. Maybe grab some nice crusty white bread to dip in it too.

lucky lad, my bf wanted me to fuck him on friday but i was too tired when i got there and after five mins i couldnt be bothered to carry on trying

Talking to some Chilean guy from /vg/ is the highlight of day at the moment.

Trying to get the gold knife on Blops is proper aids lads

Are Romanian girls based and redpilled?
>In queue at work with my friends.
>Playing the "Girl of your dreams" game.
>No one is really answering we're just coming up with funny situations like "girl of your dreams but her chin sticks out ever so slightly."
>Notice banging hot Romanian girl in front of us by herself.
>Can see she's listening.
>Say "girl of your dreams but she's only previously fucked black guys"
>See her cover her mouth and try not to laugh.
I bet if I'd said that behind an English roastie I'd have been fired for muh racism.

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Is he British dunkey?

>matched with a girl
>spoke to her for about a week
>basically had a depressive episode over christmas stopped talking to anyone
>messaged her today
>she just fucking IGNORED me for the last 2 hours
Furious lads. Absolutely RAGING.

My qestion is: What's the maximum length of time you can not speak to someone before they do this?

>Zabimaru-Bankai
is that your real name?

How do you tell she's Romanian just from looking at her lad

I hate having "free time", or large periods of time where there's no specific part you are spending doing ____"
I just piss it away

basically I can't plan or discipline myself and I'm immature.

Based brownie lass

They're red pilled but they're also thieves.
And how can you say something like that and get away with it?

colababy97

>basically had a depressive episode over christmas stopped talking to anyone
can't see why that would be problematic at all. Start putting yourself in other people's shoes you wetwipe. Mental illness doesnt excuse being selfish

fake and cringe pilled lod

Brownie lass by name brownie ass by nature

Was able to wank to a saucy picture again, we're back on track

>be me, absolute OBSESSION with arses, gf knows
>said she doesn't mind trying anal, figured we would eventually anyway
>do the deed, fuckin loved it, she says she enjoyed it
>went slow and used a ton of lube and stuff, made sure she was alright during, but obviously back of my mind think she hates it
>oh well, can't have everything
>get a text from one of her friends, weird because our friend circles are very separate
>asks exactly what we did and how we did it
>turns out gf has been telling her friends that it was great and won't stop going on about it
>she's been saying stuff like "hey, do you wanna do anal again, you seemed to really like it"
fahkin little dirty minx I see your game, phwooaarr she's a catch lads

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>Zabimaru-Bankai
fucking lad, how comfy are the first few bleach openings

where? I can't see it

might make some chicken and rice and make spare for dinner tomorrow. need to stop eating fast food all time

So you ignore her for a week and you're angry she's ignoring you for 2 hours?

Could you cut that out it's obviously not her.
*folds arms*

not really, they said ass, where as in england we say arse
not based at all when they're bastardising our language

Can you not tell people are foreigners just by how they look? I've heard her speaking once before and I know she's Romanian.
The tips on telling if a girl is Romanian is if she's actually fuckable and generally all Romanian girls have top quality ass. I'm not even an ass man.
I always say racist stuff and get away with it but I live in the West Midlands so it probably helps. I once helped out a new girl at work by telling her the easiest way to open plastic bags was "to rub your hands together like a Jew on payday" and she thought it was hilarious.
You're just mad no one believed your "my m8 at amazon shat in a pringles can" story lad.

>You can add me on discord/Facebook/Snapchat/steam
Normie.

Me too and you're being led on btw

fuck it I'll just make spag bol
cheers for the suggestions lads

honestly I always find that thinking of what to eat is way more hassle than actually cooking it

I had a lovely time on /sp/ watching the Asian Cup

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>could you cut that out
Nope, shan't.
>it's obviously not her
Prove it.

Everyone associated with the midlands meet or Cola is a massive normie. The type ruining the thread and the type who should FUCK OFF.

Fucking stressing out right now. I am going to say hi to my oneitis but there's other people in the flat now (at university). I don't want to go and be an awkward sperg. I already walked there and now considering walking back.

>You're just mad no one believed your "my m8 at amazon shat in a pringles can" story lad.
Not even this epic madlad

Nah it was more like a month but it wasn't like I ghosted her or nout, she didn't message me during that period either.
Now I've been left on read a simple "No thanks" and an explanation why from her would suffice.
Dumb fucking cunt if I see her again I just might glass her lol

go away normie you're not wanted here

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Just about to fucking travel and I've got a chest infection coming on because my nan can't not give me a fucking hug and kiss when I visit.

Cheers for the germs.

Brilliant.

Don't blame the germs blame your nonce of a grandma for groping you.

WA fucking hey lods
Just got my first gold on blops4
The Rampart
Tbh I love this gun desu
Very fun to play with FMJ 1 and 2
Sinole as las

Not even close to 5

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Hello lad hope your birthday is going ok

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WHY DO I ALWAYS GET A SEMI WHEN I'M HAVING A SHIT.

I'M NOT EVEN GAY

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you've shortened it by 3 letters mate you might as well just type blackops4

daily reminder that all of the following automatically makes you a nonce
>studying english
>liking the works of Shakespeare
>working for the state
>being religious.
>being a teacher
simple as.

Where did you go today lad? Lots of trouble on the roads all over. I got stuck behind that accident on the M6 between 21 and 20 for half an hour

>ALWAYS GET A SEMI WHEN I'M HAVING A SHIT.

>I'M NOT EVEN GAY

you can only choose one of those 2 things lod

Being a doctor/nurse too. Some of the biggest nonces going work in healthcare.

>working for the state
d..does being a post man count haha