What are the qualities of your ideal wife?

How can you be high iq and not rich?

this is me but I'm not dominant,
also I don't get the money until my parents kick the bucket

>no benis
>all limbs in tact
>eyes going in the same direction

Am I asking too much?

I'm 24.
I make a decent amount for my age, have no debt and own a flat, but I'm not rich by any means.

> average-perfect attractiveness
> highly loyal
> somewhat intellegent, atleast not a complete dumb bimbo
> Doesn't care about money more than I do (which is not much)

>no debt and own a flat
literally makes you wealthier than like 90% of people in the world
by rich i meant just enough so i can be a househusband who can cook, clean, and build furniture or something

Honestly, wouldn't want a househusband.
I don't even care about him making a lot of money or anything, but it takes me 15 hours a week to keep the house spotless, do laundry and cook homemade dishes. Might make sense if you have 4 pre-school children (and even then, it's more convenient for the wife to do so since she has to take time off to have the babies anyway), but don't want a leech who lazes around and sometimes vacuums.
Unless I end up making enough money that we can both laze around, I'm not going to work to give someone a lazy lifestyle.

>no odor at all because of lack of skin bacteria
>doesn't cause suffering on other beings by needing to eat, gets energy from photosynthesis
>doesn't excrete waste
>stable mood because no menstrual cycle
>doesn't have the immoral urge to sexually reproduce and force more beings into existence
>no cunt flaps
>shiny
>lighthearted and free spirited
>has immense compassion
>can bant

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a female..
has a vagina

That's extremely common, dicklord.

I'm curious, do you know your IQ, and would you be willing to donate your eggs?

I'm the first poster you quoted.
I got tested when I was 16, it was 137.

I fucking forgot to reply to the 2nd question. Kinda makes me doubt the results.

No, I wouldn't. Beside being intelligent, I don't honestly have great genes and it'd be selfish of me to inflict a child to suffer like I did just for the off chance they get a little smarter than average.

>>eyes going in the same direction
>he doesn't want an inbred farm waifu
wtf user?

Hence, the build furniture part
I'm definitely not into lazing around, I just want to be a craftsman that makes things all day, but that's not conducive to a sustainable lifestyle. Especially not at my skill level right now either.
I just want a wife who can provide stability, not a sugarmomma.

Kek, you're on par with a turkey.

Be a submissive sissy with a broken penis that likes abuse and I'm golden

>White or East Asian
>still a virgin but has high libido
>introverted but not as introverted as I am
>is willing to be a stay at home mom

Heh, it'd be mildly cool.
I can't honestly sustain two people to a decent standard of living with the earnings I have now, but maybe one day.

Aren't you a girl? How do you suffer, not enough hot guys ask you out recently and all the betas throwing themselves at you getting your self esteem down?

Big tits
Makes me feel like a rockstar
Inspires me
Trustful and loyal
Virgin
Not an atheist

I have a chronic condition that causes me severe pain. I'm heavily medicated all the time - medication has a lot of side effects, and it's extremely expensive.
I wouldn't want a child to have a disease like mine.

>intelligent
>emotionally mature
>doesn't trust authority
>street-smart
>sexually adventurous
>not an Atheist but not Religious either
>moderately sociopathic and extremely violent towards others when necessary
>loyal and compassionate towards me
>moderately attractive

pic unrelated

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Have the gene(s) for your disease been found?

Yes. There are a few genes that make you more likely to have the disease, and I have them all.
It's not a Mendelian disease, tho.

>Pretty
>Likes the outdoors
>Doesn't smoke or drink too much
>Virgin is a plus but 1-2 ex boyfriends (preferably no hook-up history) is okay too.
>Has her own opinion but also likes to learn from others, including me
>Wants to have atleast 4 children to continue the Aryan race

a beastly brapper

I want a loli wife but a loli doll is fine too

>3/10 or higher
>BMI less than 30 or higher than 16
>older than 15, younger than maybe 30, since I'm 18 right now
>less than 3 previous sexual partners, maybe 5 if she's older than 25
>no casual sex
>genuinely loves me
>enjoys spending time with me
>not too social
>not overly concerned with keeping up appearances
>shares some interests with me, but also has a lot of her own hobbies and interests, so that she can teach them to me.
>won't ever hit me
>won't ever cheat on me
>little to no drug use
I think that covers everything. I hope my standards are realistic, but I don't think I would change any of them.

those are literally dead, plastic eyes user.
they are made of dead plastic.
please lurk for at least 6 months before posting.

Bronze age.
That's the biggest qualifier.

You mean a smoll TPE doll?

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I can tell by the pixels that that's a real insectoid asian """person"""

Then they can be screened out at an IVF clinic. Being a mother to a healthy child is no longer beyond your reach.

I've always been pretty set on adopting. Most men aren't down for it tho.
I don't see the point of going through a really expensive process when there are people in actual need of a decent, loving family.

He's right, it's a real woman.

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>I'm heavily medicated all the time - medication has a lot of side effects, and it's extremely expensive.
>Being a mother to a healthy child is no longer beyond your reach.

She would probably have to use a surrogate.

Married user here.

I don't know anymore.

I've been depressed and confused for about 3 weeks now. It never seems to end, this need for something "new".

'Cause I built you a home in my heart
With rotten wood that decayed from the start
'Cause you can't find nothing at all
If there was nothing there all along
No, you can't find nothing at all
If there was nothing there all along

And

Home's face: how it ages when you're away
Spring blooms and you find the love that's true
But you don't know what now to do
Cause the chase is all you know
And she stopped running months ago

And

And all you see is where else you could be
When you're at home
Out on the street are so many possibilities
To not be alone

This just keeps happening to me - with women - with everything. I fall madly, passionately in love with someone or something - and then months later I'm bored and need to escape.

This latest bout of depression and doubt was triggered when someone sent me a video of the after party from my high school prom. I wasn't in the video, since I had decided to go to a party being thrown for the rich kids school, but a lot of my friends went.

In the video a few of my friends are smoking a bong on the floor. Then you hear everyone get excited and a bunch of girls squealing "Jane! Jane!" and in walks...well, Jane. I'd had a crush on her forever, and thought she was the coolest, prettiest girl in our year, and even though we'd always talk at parties I'd just never even considered the possibliity of dating her. In this video she quickly says hello and walks up to my stoner friends and straight away asks them;
>Hey, is Mark here? Do you know where he is?

Later in the video, people are drinking outside in the garden, and you hear someone say;
>Where are they going?
And they respond;
>Jane wants to find Mark.

I knew watching that, that I had blown something special in my life.

And this feeling, in general, won't leave me alone.

>cute
>funny
>nice
the 10/10 triangle

Loves me
Looks decent
Self sufficient
Has some sort of hobby or passion

she's got to act and think like a man. She's got to have balls, figuratively speaking. I can't stand the way some grown women walk and talk as if them being female was an excuse for acting femininely.
To me, that means she understands and is capable of feeling honor, pride and shame. As long as she's got all three, her other qualities don't matter. Those are the things that make a person worth a damn.

I'd also prefer her to be intelligent. Tall, slim; preferably short hair. Capable of assuming a commanding presence but humble enough to know when to back down. Open-minded, yet decisive. Strong, but also gentle.
A man in a woman's body, essentially. Someone who is an equal to me mentally and in spirit. Women like that are hard to come by but they're the most precious thing in this world.

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>cute
>funny

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I really like your post. Made my night.

>she's got to act and think like a man.
>I'd also prefer her to be intelligent. Tall, slim; preferably short hair.

You want a husband not a wife. There's nothing wrong with it but you might be a little delusional.

you ever reply sarcastically to me ever again and I'll beat you up buster

I'd like someone I could share my whole life with. A best friend and a romantic interest all in one.
Since I'm a man and she a woman, I would be the husband and she the wife. I see nothing delusional or unmanly in that.

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There's some that look more loli

>Smart and educated
>Introvert
>Loyal
>Quiet around strangers but talkative with me/family
>Good personality (not an npc, has opinions and values)
>Works in the same field as me
>Can deal with my frequent unnecessary fits of anger
>Cute face (smooth jawline, large eyes etc)
>Height around 163-165 cm
>Not fat
>Genuinely loves me

>Loves me despite my autistic behavior
>Loyal
>Talketive
>Trustworthy (I'm not going to limit who she's seeing and who's her friend, but I want her to be... Well, trustworthy.)
>Similar hobbies but also distinct hobbies (If we like the same things we'd have nothing to talk about.)
>BOOBIES
>Healthy body (don't care if chubby or skinny, as long as it's not obesity or anorexia)

Oh, forgot to say-
>Individualistic
>Doesn't need me, but WANTS me

>you ever reply sarcastically to me ever again and I'll beat you up buster
I wasn't even sarcastic, for once.
Most of the posts on here want a submissive waifu who looks like a doll and doesn't have a personal opinion on anything, it's nice to read a post like yours.

Her
>average to above average height
>big tits with good shape, real or fake
>is okay with me retreating to isolation for a few hours every 2-3 days
>understands that I'm an introvert at heart
>also needs to be alone at times
>wants to have a family
>has good taste in art

Me
>6'3" and Jow Forums around 20% bodyfat
>green eyes and brown hair
>normal face, nothing terrible but nothing special
>socially awkward due to years of under socialization by parents combined with relentless bullying in elementary and middle school
>think I have good taste in art and a decent fashion sense

I've accepted that I'll always be alone.

You're just strawmanning. My ideal woman would be no more likely to have taken gender studies than yours.
As I said, the only thing that really matters to me is that she understands abstract concepts that are usually associated with masculinity. Things like loyalty, confidence or honesty would make her in no way less of a woman. Or do you not agree?

oh. well gee, thanks I guess. I'm sorry I threatened you with violence user.

Completely ignoring my sociopathic, street smart common law wife.

>I'm sorry I threatened you with violence user.
It's okay. You're not the first boy on the internet who threatens to hurt me.

Also, if it's of any consolation, women like yours would be extremely less likely to take gender studies classes.

>she's got to act and think like a man
>She's got to have ballsI can't stand the way some grown women walk and talk as if them being female was an excuse for acting femininely.
>I'd also prefer her to be intelligent. Tall, slim; preferably short hair.

The person you described is a female to male transexual. A woman can understand and have loyalty, confidence and honesty without being masculine. You clearly stated that you dislike femininity. That's sort of gay and you are basically describing someone who identifies as a man and not as a woman.

>What are the qualities of your ideal wife?
A omnipotent yandere.

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Yes, I despise femininity in women as same as men and I don't really care what my ideal wife would identify as as long as she was the things I described.
Somebody can be masculine without being a man or a transsexual, and you calling me gay despite me clearly stating I'm into women is childish.

Again, certain traits are usually considered masculine. Those include things like assertiveness, independence, tenacity, and so on. Traits commonly associated with femininity are things like meekness, passivity or submissiveness.
Masculine traits are not necessarily manly however, and a female having them doesn't make her some freak as you seem to suggest. Masculinity and 'manliness' (or being male) are not directly connected.

vampire anime gf plx

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I honestly think that the fact that you used "femininity" makes them think you dislike a woman who looks feminine or dressing feminine, which I never felt like it was the case when reading your post.

if you are talking about your pic related, phos doesn't have bacteria because she is bacteria.

my dick would explode if i had a anime vamp gf

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Why would you want her to jerk you off when she has things better than a dry hand?

>and you calling me gay
Don't get defensive I said what you described is sounds sort of gay.

She just have to be smart and loving, and cute, dont want any 10/10 dumb cunt

Physical:
>As tall as possible
>Thick/fit (extreme hourglass, probably through some augmentation)
>Fair skin
>Long hair
>Gorgeous (as opposed to "cute")
Personality:
>Loyal
>Christian (or religiously Jewish)
>Emotionally open
>Intelligent
>Enjoys being sexually dominant (a little sadistic)
>Values family
>Enjoys both going out to do things and staying in to nerd out
>Looks at casual sex negatively/wants commitment and marriage; monogamy
>Open to body modification as previously mentioned
>Actually wants to be loved, cherished, and spoiled

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>at least 5'7"
>nice hips and shapely bottom, but not fat
>comfortable being socially dominant, but sexually submissive
>wears cute clothes, not slutty clothes

>(or religiously Jewish)
Enjoy hell on Earth.

Yeah, I guess I could've left that out

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>vampire permaloli gf
MUH

A fellow Mommy fan I see.

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Yeah man trust me you don't want to marry a religious Jew or anyone who identifies as a Jew. At least Christianity talks about forgiveness and love.

can you even imagine the smell? HOLY FUCK

>loves me
>won't cheat
>lets me cum in her
>black or mixed

If I didn't reply to your post, it's because it was boring.

>High meme-quotient
>Rich
>Dominant
Who fucking cares?
>Ugly enough that she doesn't attract orbiters
This one is high-tier and all too uncommon.

>no mental problems whatever
Sure.
>well read
Something makes me think you wouldn't be able to tell if you did run into a girl with this trait.
>doesn't expect me to work
This is cozier if you're both NEETs rather than just one leeching off the other.
>millionaire
>good at videogames despite never touching them ever
>makes everyone jealous of her
>is able to do chores like a basic human being
>has friends
>is able to hold her drink
Who cares-tier.
>slutty but not a slut
>whorish but not a whore
How would this even work? Why would you want this, or most of the other things in this post for that matter?
>e cup
Most confusing of all. Why would you want a chestlet wife?

>>all limbs intact
>not wanting a cripplegirl
Awful taste.

>doesn't cause suffering on other beings by needing to eat, gets energy from photosynthesis
>doesn't have the immoral urge to sexually reproduce and force more beings into existence
Extremely patrician taste.

>sexually adventurous
Gross. You're icky.
>not an Atheist but not Religious either
YUO_CAN'T_KNOW!!1.jpg
>moderately sociopathic and extremely violent towards others when necessary
>loyal and compassionate towards me
Haha, good luck with that.

Imagine being thirsty and delusional enough to make a separate block about yourself as if you're posting in a hookup thread. Embarrassing.

This. That user is pretty gay, if we're being honest here.

>As tall as possible
>Christian (or religiously Jewish)
>Enjoys being sexually dominant (a little sadistic)
>Open to body modification
Yuck.

>wears cute clothes, not slutty clothes
Good taste.

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1. Looks like Saoirse Ronan
2. Wants to fuck me

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Based
And DARE I say??? Mommypilled

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>Gross. You're icky.
Yeah ideally we would do some disgusting shit to each other.

>YUO_CAN'T_KNOW!!1.jpg
Yeah I could ideally she would talk about it from time to time.

>Haha, good luck with that.
I would expect her to give me hard time if I was messing up. But in the same token I would expect her to remain loyal in compassionate.

I just want to be held.

>That user is pretty gay, if we're being honest here.

Yeah I mean there's no way he can deny it.

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mommy doesnt inject her lips with fucking goat fat

More for me, I don't share. You DO have more than one Mommy right?

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oh my god thats just the right thicc

I'd let her suck my penis.

>kind
>caring
>nurturing
>loyal
>can cook for when I'm not in the mood to
>fun
>forthright and can hold a conversation.

basically someone who tries to live to the same standard as I do.

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thats a sex doll you fucking ape

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See I don't get this. I want a woman like that so I can experience all of that. If she's sucking my dick she could be a fucking faggot and it wouldn't be different. I wanna get in those thighs and cheeks, feel that soft skin, and smell her womanhood

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Sounds like you should marry a feminist.

I honestly thought that bush in the background was her hair for a second.

>I want a woman like that so I can experience all of that. If she's sucking my dick she could be a fucking faggot and it wouldn't be different. I wanna get in those thighs and cheeks, feel that soft skin, and smell her womanhood.

If you're going to be with somebody than you should be prepared to experience all of that. I mean if you're really going to be with someone than you should be prepared to experience them at their best and their worst. I mean you're going to have to be prepared to look at her without makeup and walk into a bathroom filled the disgusting smell of her shit.

>that user is pretty gay
hey!
fuck you

If she was a good woman, I would. I strongly support women's rights myself even if I'm opposed to 'de-masculinization' or whatever, so it's not like feminism itself, as something that seeks equality between the sexes, is a faulty concept. Being a feminist does not automatically discredit a person.

But I know what you mean. Feminism as a term is used too widely and it's sort of been hijacked by the people who use it as a justification for their own behavior. It's sometimes about biological sex, sometimes gender, sometimes something else entirely.
Much like on Jow Forums, it's become a meaningless buzzword that gets thrown around when you don't feel like making arguments of your own.
If you think I'm somehow less of a man for saying all this, fuck you too.

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>fuck you

I'd bet you would get off on some shit like that.

Lame af reply