Choose your character:

Choose your character:

>Male, 6'3", 3.5 inch penis
>Male, 5'4", 7 inch penis
>Female, 4'10, 90lbs

Followed by your real stats

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>Choose your character:

life isn't a video game

I pick the manlet.

Fuck if I'm gonna post info for glow in the dark lizard niggers

Female is the obvious best choice.

But regarding the two guys, always choose the non-manlet. Everyone sees your height and judges you based off it. Very few people will see your P, and most women won't kick you out of bed if you've already made it that far.

I choose option 3 because I want to live life on easy mode.

>easy mode
false

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>Male, 6'3", 3.5 inch penis
Why would I want to be tall with a small cock?
>Male, 5'4", 7 inch penis
Why would I want to be a manlet?
>Female, 4'10, 90lbs
Why would I want to be height disabled?

Male 5'4 7 inch prnis
Real stats: 5'5 7 x 6.5 prnjs

can't imagine my life being any better in any of those bodies, so i'm gonna stick with what i got

Who the fuck wouldn't choose the first option unless you're gay? Height is equal to Face and if you can't cope with a dicklet you can just get a quick surgery to snap a band arresting your dick on your pelvis which will give you +2 inches

I kinda agree. Tall guys get it easier, moreover if you have a decent to good looking face.
The second option is good if you wanna do porn, but if you are fat slob and as ugly as fuck, you ain't gonna get very far.

manlet with the normal sized dick
t. 6' w 6.5" dong

Absolutely pick the woman. Easy mode ftw.

>>Female, 4'10, 90lbs

Female, 5'6", 240 lbs ;_;

>Female, 4'10, 90lbs
Male, 5'11, 190lbs
I'd sooner die than be a manlet or dicklet, so becoming the female is my only option.
Sorry to hear that femanon, I hope you're able to lose weight and be kawaii and happy.

I'm imagining her putting her hands in the flour and then putting the handprints on her ass before posing.

>easy mode
True, only a woman would think other wise.

holy shit out of those three who wouldn't pick the 4'10 female. being smol is a total positive to attractiveness in girls.

I know, right?
You'd get to molest yourself, you'd be attractive to every guy (if you're into that sort of thing) and you'd be cute until you get old so long as you just stay thin.
The one problem might be that if you are a lesbian, which I'm expecting most people choosing the correct response would be, you're always going to be the sub in that partnership. If I became the 4'10 gf I'd be shorter than my irl gf who herself is 4'11, which I'd find hot but might not be for everyone.

#2, obviously. I'd become a trap and fuck sl0ts with my girldick.

there is nothing wrong with being the sub lesbian so long as your partner doesn't beat the shit out of you. also loli doms.

I'd be okay with my tiny (but now bigger) gf to beat me a little bit, but not in an outright abusive way.
That said, one does hear that abuse is rampant in lesbian couples.

Can I be the short guy but with a more average penis?

5'7", don't know, don't care, bf seems to like it plenty

I want to be a short girl who gets pinned by a slightly bigger girl who then forces me to hold hands and kiss her.

Male, 6'3", 3.5 inch penis

easy

6'3", 3.5. I get both taller and a bigger peen. Literally no downsides. Plus with the extra height, I go from morbidly obese, to just a bit overweight. Solid upgrade

the first one. i don't want to be a manlet nor a midget.
5'5, 110lbs

>Female, 4'10, 90lbs, 8 inch penis

>Male, 6'3", 3.5 inch penis
im 6'4 male with 6 inch penis and even that looks tiny on my frame so 3.5 would be a joke but girls are def way more open about being attracted to me because of my height

>Male, 6'3", 3.5 inch penis
That one

>Female, 4'10, 90lbs
aka loli

male 5'10", 7.5" benis

6''3 3.5 inch penis

Irl: 6'3 6.5 inch penis