Canadian shitposting goes into this thread

>Jow Forums was only at 88 million posts in 2016

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feigning retardation for neetbux

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WW@

G.T.F.O.!!!! and yeah I agree

Sarnia reporting in. Seen exactly two other people from this city on here site wide in 13 years. Sure is great living in a slowly dying retirement community. Most young people get the fuck out of here ASAP but I'm a retarded disabled KHV NEET shut in with no friends.

sup nibba

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london here, kill me.

What's wrong with london my dude

Who else from Charlottetown?
Sipping on some coffee n reading a book rn. How are you folks doing?

southern ontario here :3

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Hahaha lol! Funny as fok

lol fuck canada

London here, one more semester at uwo until I fuck off to Toronto. How fucked am I for housing?

to find a place you're going to have to pimp your bussy to your landlord a paki

>just moved to fort mac to make only 89k a year

Lmao@me

How many quebecois in here ?

gas all easternfags, desu

I'm getting out of this fucking country the first chance I get. Nothing but a frozen wasteland and liberal shitsacks everywhere

OP said canadian retard. Not wannabe frogs.

get back in your swamp faggot

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God I hate how fucking clueless and ignorant the rich retards in Vancouver are.
The worst thing is they literally walk by the Downtown Eastside every day to school or work and they don't give a fuck about the massive homelessness problem.

It's not that Vancouver is a shithole that makes it a shithole.
It's that Vancouver is a shithole that thinks it's the fucking best place on earth that makes it a shithole.

Fuck this shit where's all the snow, I want to wear heavy winter gear so I can avoid everyone at the C-Train station

> broski mayns you see the new jordans ima buy that shit dawg
It's not even just highschoollers that do this shit theres a fucking shoe stock market

There are plenty of Canadians in this thread

what, you dont like talking to the nates?

Why such hostility.
And funny you said wannabe frog you british sucking cuck ;)

How's the plague of leaf leftism in Calgary? I'm in upstate New York and I'm thinking about moving there with friends and my girlfriend some time next decade

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Never met a respectable FN in my goddamn life

edmonton, sup cool guys.

not as extreme as places like hongcouver or toronto, nobody really gives a fuck about politics here

Calgary gang

250/Victoriafag here, how have you been enjoying the rain?

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Jordan Peterson here
Did you kids rinse your colons?

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Any Prince George niggas here?

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It's been nice and sunny these past few days, pretty happy about that. Starting to get cold as fuck though.

Fuck vancouver

I fucking hate living in a big city. What are some comfy towns across Canada. Newfoundland seems like a dream, so do some smaller cities on the prairies.

Would I ever be accepted?

My exGF had a Maple Flavored Canadian Butthole and I still think about it when I'm alone late at night.

>Canada won the shitposting war years ago though
You gonna learn today....

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Also who dat in pic

any of you retards from the shittier parts of ontario?
such as sault marie or sudbury lmao

Did you see Elton John?

Any Burnaby goons around?

Let's fuck sometime?

ayo kim ching chong ching Vancouver

I wanna leave this shithole, way too cold for me, the people are retarded and there's nothing to do.

t. ontarian

Coming from a big city you'd be seen as a cosmopolitan rich fag with concealed wealth for the duration of your stay

any tranny posters here?

Fun fact - only ~30% of the posters in this thread are white

Any fembots in Toronto want to suck my dick? JK, let's be friends and share memes.

i am, but im not canadian

Why the fuck are you in this thread then

Are you cute? Do you want a spousal visa or something?

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I am white.

Lasagna.

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Nah I didn't I'm relatively new to the town

>Why the fuck are you in this thread then
im not sure actually
>Are you cute?
probably not

How has integrating into a smallish town gone?

which city has the best houses and high employment in canada

probably one of the smaller ones that encircle the large main cities, living in the 1m+ pop ones is a nightmare

honestly probably Ottawa all things considered. Affordable real estate that isn't inflated to shit like toronto or vancouver, high paying government jobs, not too many chinks or frenchies

fuck I love living in Vancouver but I hate the people

salmon arm anyone?

I really like the new progressive urban dwelling canadians with lots of tattoos who care a lot about gay rights and feminism and weed and cool bands but don't seem to care too much an average house costs $1,200,000 or one bedroom rent is 1200/month or that half your city is now intelligent foreigners (Indians/Chinese) seeking to elevate themselves in life at your expense, great job, keep it up sheeple, bonus points if you lambast foreign presidents and political parties on twitter

are the houses nice there?

If/when I kill myself I think I'd like this to be one of the last things I see.

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didn't they used to play anime like Gundam wing late night back in the 1990s? Not sure

brings back memories
fuckin hell.

youtube.com/watch?v=t-sPj_-u-UM

youtube.com/watch?v=TijcoS8qHIE

Stop smoking marijuana. It's definitely worse than tobacco.

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wtf do you live here too?

holy shit you just took me back like 20 years

Any /Leafsbros/ here? We need Freddy back ASAP!

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Someone really needs to make some Canada-themed vaporwave with YTV/Teletoon stuff heavily mixed in.

I live within probably biking range of harper, should I ring his doorbell?

ah your 250 as well this island fucking sucks any were north of nanaimo

Saskatchewan is full. Need not immigrate.

how the fuck can it be full? Its got less population in the whole province than the city of calgary

Yes user lmao
i do
and i can't stand it

Do you know Keaton?

Yeah same here. sort of. How can london have so much shit going on and so little culture? I like reading about the murders that happened here though.

i saw a documentary on this where even people who aren't that poor are being pushed out of their neighborhoods and old downtown enclaves like chinatown are failing because of it.

I'm from rural southern ontario, I moved here when I was 13 which was a shitty age to get uprooted. I was born in northern ontario.

reverse trap here.

will you be my freind

>reverse trap here.
so a really boyish tomboy?

yeah with gender dysphoria. not transitioned though.

sure user
why not lol

gimme your discord if you have one

anyone from sudbury or some shitty place like sault marie?

Any of you niggers a Native American? Or Native Canadian? Feels lonely being the only redskin on the internet.

i'm metis. you?

fuck, that brings me back.
Also the dreams I had where the screen just stayed on the YTV logo followed by screaming noises getting progressively louder.

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is there a canadian r9k zeemaps?