1K matches

>implying he's bragging

You're probably just jealous, so you tell yourself he's bragging.

Not even cock gobbling the dude. Just don't like when cunts assume a fucker is bragging when they mention something good that happened to em.

Show your profile OP

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6 foot 1
230 lbs
Body type is meh
Job is law enforcement
Age 27
Location Las Vegas

Must be absolutely amazing to live somewhere with a high population.

Janae is the only decent looking one and she's a normie thot

I am not here to brag I am here to help incels better themselves enough to get confidence and get their share

>Rejection Incel
Was she The One?

i take kratom daily and only jerk of like once a month. I prefer things this way.

I have learned not to shoot too high

The more attractive they are the more extravagant they expect your meeting to be

I also swipe left on extremely attractive girls to keep my mmr solid

Pick one

I will do this one hundred percent

Post your pictures, faggot.

I am not going to do that

I know too many who use this board semi regularly

For some reason it is popular with fellow cops

At least post your bio then

Blue hair chick is a bit older but alright. Janae has a round asia-face, but she's not unpleasant, and I wouldn't mind seeing those cute lips wrapped over my raging five incher. The rest can burn in a volcano though. I'll stick to 2D though.

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How many dates/fucks have you gotten out of those 1k matches OP? I've been working on my game but god damn are some of these women boring

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Every millennial girl is the same goddamn thing I swear to god its so boring

Ive slept with maybe twenty and been on dates with maybe thirty

any tips for transitioning a decent conversation into hooking up?

Well then you're just a larping faggot, which is even worse than regular faggot. Anyone can get a thousand matches with chadfish profile.

If a woman finds you attractive, she will be pursuing you for sex.

This question is probably aske din every thread but how do you start the conversations? I just made one for the first time last night and matched a few chicks but haven't mentioned any yet.

If you are attractive, women will start conversations with you.

do you ever start it? I am attractive but have been somewhat selective on the girls I swipe right on so far.

Talk to them about something interesting in their bio/pics. The goal is to get them talking about something they want to talk about, then transition that into whatever you want once you build good rapport.

>If a woman finds you attractive, she will be pursuing you for sex.
>If you are attractive, women will start conversations with you.
Shut the fuck up with this shit advice. Of course there is a level of attractiveness that none of this matters, but there is an inbetween where you actually have to work for it

How do you become okay with yourself? How can one be enough?

>using Jow Forums
>talking to fucking virgin trash on a shitty weeb image board
Ur much cooler user

>then transition into whatever you want
How do I transition? Say if I just want to hook up. Could you please give an example?

What's your fucking bio? What do you put to get matches? Like, I'm fucking autistic so my bios are always something retarded and funny.

>Talk to them about something interesting in their bio/pics
lmao at the average phone app dating bio or pics.

I'll give you an example from a girl I hooked up with
>recognize the location in one of her pics, open with commenting on it
>conversation logically flows from the above to school, what we are both taking, etc
>talk more about general personality stuff to gauge compatibility
>interests, music taste, pets, generic shit
>we started to click
>when i felt she was interested enough i asked for her snapchat
>switch to using that exclusively
>talk about whatever, while being a little flirty, she is receptive and flirts back
>she brings up playing "Truth" which she says is "Truth or dare, but without me sending nudes"
>questions start out tame enough, become more personal and sexual as we go on
> "When did you lose your virginity", "When was the last time you had sex", etc.
>find out she had breast reduction, asked to see a before/after pic (intending for her to be clothed)
>she sends topless photos
I'm sure you can figure out where to go from there

Not OP but I aim for a pretty normie-core bio. "6'0, Dog haver, Rock climbing, Afraid of heights, Still using hotmail"

It doesn't have to be that interesting user, basically anything of note works

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Nope. Don't pretend to be interested in something you aren't interested in. They can see right through it. Don't try and relate to them because your average thot will hate that. Straight up start conflict, if they say they love how I met your mother, just say something like "I could never sit through an entire episode of it" (I'm assuming you're like me, you're probably not). There's a very small chance she'll unmatched, for most girls, it'd be refreshing to get a message that doesn't seem like you're sucking up to them.

Personally I don't use tinder, I don't like the idea of dating sites, but I know how women work well enough to be able to sleep with them, I just don't do it because I don't like that lifestyle.

i only have 200 matches :(

i've been actively using tinder for 2 years

The absolute state of this advice.
>be attractive
>have good social skills
>have interests that require money
What next? Posting a "get rich" thread on Jow Forums that says "ask your dad for a small loan of a million dollars"?

900+ crew

I just use it to talk shit though. Have no interest in sex or dating, not sure why, test levels are 1000ng/dL

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post a pic of your profile

Yooooooooo sign me up for that crew

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Just a few pictures of me with no bio. Nothing to really show

How tall are you?

Oregano pizza.

why do you retards even come here?
serious question, its more pathetic than actual robots

If you're white you have no excuse not to get laid on tinder. ++

I have not been able to manage 1 match and i'm 19 years old 6ft 6in on a big 10 college campus. what's the secret?

6 feet but I dont see how that matters for number of matches its not like girls are doing any trigonometry to gauge my height from my pics

Rip. Well, off to go kill myself.

Not very... 177cm, or about 5-9, 5-10. Most young guys where I live are probably 180-185

Because I am a robot somewhat, no interest in women. I mostly just send stupid shit to entertain myself.

Literally just:
>Get 3-5 good photos of you outside your house doing hobbies or w/e
>No bathroom selfies
>Keep your bio short, bullet points are good
unless you are literally disfigured you will get matches

>Not very
>5'10"
I want to unironically die.

Shorter than average where I live. In my group of friends I am the second shortest. Median is about 6ft1in

Thanks for that. A-at least I am as tall as Zac Efron...

Thanks user
Origan

how do you even have enough patience to deal with talking about dumb shit with 1k women

so glad i took the escortpill i rather one meaningful conversation with a girl as broken as me than to talk with a fucking normie

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Measles Mumps Rubella?

yeah my city pop is like 200k and everytime i retry tinder i run out of girls to swipe on within a few hours.

>but I dont see how that matters
Of course you would be blind to your own privilege Chad

I've been on it for like 6 months and I've got like 130 matches. I have to wonder about the timescale these guys have been on or if they're just really attractive.

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Wrong. If she finds you attractive, she will pursue you. She may be willing to exchange sex for money with you, but she certainly isn't doing it because she finds you sexually attractive.

Your bio has nothing to do with getting matches.

Turbo Chad reporting for duty sir

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Just say "Are you aware of the declining bee population"
Someone on here mentioned it two years ago and I literally keep banging women with it. Was an Incel until then. It also separates the wheat from the chaff. Turbo theta say "lol wtf are bees". People I don't want to associate with somehow relate it to feminism. Redditors say something about black mirror. And the people I do I want to stick my penor inside actually have a response.
My current gf (who I want to waifu for lifeu) was met through this method. We watch anime and play vidya together. Just talk about bees guys.

Thots not theta

guys look at my mansion and all these cars i have

>well how much money did your parents give you

5 million dollars but i don't see how that matters

what do you talk about with escorts, i don't want to fuck white ones because i have no idea what to say

>spic
>one match
you are a chad really

Out of your 1000 matches you've orbited, have you ever dated one of the 3 that aren't fat deformed retards?

Whats your friends story user? Whyd he rope?

>my best friend took the rope last month.
You mean he killed himself? I'm asking this unironically

is this bait? they are all ugly and or fat

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