You know the drill, dubs decides what I say to this semen demon

You know the drill, dubs decides what I say to this semen demon.

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"I'll only fuck you in the ass and you have to swallow my cum. trick!"
roll

>performer
Ask how much it is for one night

I want to fuck you in the ass and then cry after I cum

"Can you come inspect my leaky pipe"

Wait aren't you guys always crying that you can't get a women. Then why would you ruin your chance to get a women just for a cheap joke?

"you gotta eat my ass if you want me to fuck you hoe!"

I'll let you ram that wrench in my asshole if you let me sniff your bra sweat.

"I'm looking for someone to do some spackling work in my living room."

I want you to make me cum than lick the crack of my ass

Pls peg my boypussy

"Few bucks minimum whammies."

W.. wanna watch hentai together owo..

How much do you charge for kitchen renovations?

roll

originalnibber

"How the fuck do you pronounce your name?"

damn nice one user

OP better deliver

originalasscomment

Did you know Jews are behind the modern left and many of the worlds problems?

Based and redoriginalpilled

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>heheh kek I asked Jow Forums what to say to you lol

OP you better follow up with this

> 19

How Americans manage to look 30 at their late teens?
For Christ sake, the bitch even has a giant tattoo on her leg.

he's just going to send "roll originalnibber" to her

Hey OHHHHHHHHHHPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE where aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare you???????????

she is wearing a lot whore make up she might not look that bad without it
or
she is lying off her ass

"I'm looking for a kind Christian girl to settle down and start a family with".

What the ungodly fuck is wrong with that face? It's two sizes too small.

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"four nights ago I gave my dog head, and made him finish.

It wasn't a sexual thing, it was simply out of necessity. He gave me the same look you'll get when we meet tomorrow."

It's pretty damn clear she like drugs better than people with a face like that

Dear Mikynlee,
Please hurt me. Cause me physical pain. Use your female power to cause my body damage and make my life end and make me happy.

>toolbelt on the front

She's a wretched whore, get some standards. Also I can choose because I just did.

i want you to fuck my wife, then my dog fucks you.

Female plumbers don't exist.

you look like a dude, my dude

tell her to stick that wrench up her butt hole (jaws side first)

OP is a faggot and will never deliver

We have a winner! Nice dubs "nigga"

Want to go to church with me this Sunday?

"oye mami, wan sum beeg deeck?"

So OP was confirmed a faggot?
I vote for mods to b& him for not delivering

Two winners. Where the fuck is OP?

Saged

OP wake the fuck up from your nap and tell her that you want to her to pound your boy hole and get fucked by a dog.

why is op always such a cock sucking faggot?