Has anyone here ever pondered as to why females so frequently shit? At least several times a day, the female will sit down, spread out her asscheeks, and squeeze a literal smelly SHIT out her asshole. It's so unladylike, and yet so completely common.
Another thing that's becoming extremely common is females SHITTING THEIR PANTS in public. You robots may not have experienced this, but if you talked to normies they'd acknowledge that it's a rising trend. Basically females go out in public in yoga pants, go out clubbing, and get so drunk they lose all bowel functioning. So you'll see these females going around with a brown stain on the back of their yoga pants with a smell of shit that carries across the room.
What is the point of this thread faggot, you're just like the trannies.
Isaiah Williams
females are retarded, attention seeking whores.
Lincoln Wilson
Anyone else love it when a camgirl is stuffing a giant dildo in her ass, and she accidentally shits herself? Everytime I see one doing anal, I just wait to see if there's any brown on the dildo when it comes out
Uh to raise public awareness about the issue of females shitting? Are you dense?
Kayden Wilson
>be me working with cute girl >she asks me to take over for a bit while she goes to the bathroom >shes gone for nearly 15 minutes >she comes back and keeps on talking to me like theres nothing wrong >cant even look at her knowing she just wiped the shit off her asshole >she fucking thinks shes all cute and shit >we both know she took a massive stinking shit
call her out on it next time and post the greentext
Joshua Long
I think i just might. Ive got a moderate sense of charisma that i could make a statement like that and totally pass it off as small talk.
Landon Edwards
Disgusting. I only shit once or twice a week as a male and I clean up after it religiously. Fucking women are just walking shitmachines.
Anthony Cruz
Every female ive met rarely shits. Like goes weeks without it.
Ryder Howard
there was a female student who went 2 weeks without shitting due to anxiety and she died
Eli Clark
What the fuck, this is the most absurd thing in this thread
Matthew Phillips
If someone is shitting more than once or twice a day, they're likely not having full evacuations due to poor positioning. I do my shitting on a squatting stool and only sit to pee (less messy)
Jack Scott
Do young women carry moist wipes in case they need to poop or is that mostly only queer guys? Are they leaving shit crust on their asses until tomorrow like our moms?
William Martinez
Fucking this. Honestly this shit has been pissing me off (no pun intended on both) badly lately and im glad to know im not the only one. Like can you fucking imagine that a person goes around performing bodily functions? How much of a disgusting uncivilized beast to do you have to be to LITERALLY walk around performing basic bodily functions and have the GALL to still talk to people? Roast beef flaps gonna flap.
>there was a female student who went 2 weeks without shitting due to anxiety and she died
roastie BTFO
Carson Myers
Human females are actually unique in the animal kingdom for being the only know mammal that does not poop at all. You see, due to a highly specialised set of evolutionary pressures in which they were both required to seem sexually appealing as well as have their orrifaces ready to breed for superior males at all times they were forced to evolve a method of waste disposal radically different than any other creature. Rather than being expelled through the intestine and anus as one might expect instead the bodies waste is converted into a sort of psychic energy which is then excreted through the mouth as sound waves. This is why they make no god damn sense and are constantly spewing bullshit from their mouths. >t. Science.
Lucas Powell
Same. Every girl i know eats like shit and is constantly constipated as a result.
Wyatt Gomez
I saw this post on Jow Forums4chan
>be me living with 2 female roommates >they shit in the toilet constantly >one day one of them forgets her panties in the bathroom >steal them and masturbate while smelling her cunt and asshole stains
Who even cares if females shit, it's hot as fuck and only another reason to fap to them. I jerked off at least 10 times a month to used panties left in the bathroom sniffing their most intimate and private SHIT and CUNT stains and let me tell you it is the most erotic feeling reaching orgasm while grasping a females silky discharge-stained panties in your hand pressed up against your nose
Ryan Brooks
Cute girls dont poop user, silly
Sebastian Harris
Controlling your bowels is hard, you can't really expect women to have much of a chance of getting it right. Maybe you should just learn to accept that women are full of shit.
