/r9gay/ - #576

Epilating is so much more painful than I expected. It's also very slow desu

You can keep your fembois but I want a real man.

God I bet he can pound and breed like no other.

tfw no bf to let me eat his poop

I'm not a transgirl

I'm indifferent towards femboys I just don't like disgustingly muscular incredibly old men. In fact I hate old people.

lads you don't have to respond to dumb baity nonsense if you don't want to!!

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you're probably underage or something then haha

Finally watching my favorite show with the coolest guy ever! I haven't stopped smiling for like an hour now, I'm so comfy and happy! I didn't think I'd actually find someone in these threads who'd want to watch it with me! Ahhhhhhhhh!

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But I'm almost enjoying my anger!

Old guys have stamina and experience, plus many of them have lived through some shit that today's fags never could have.

>this anons luck makes me sad no one here likes the shit I like

rooo

>enjoying my anger
i love you user this is me daily

>In fact I hate old people.
have fun when no one younger helps ur stupid ass

>tfw no robot to unironically talk to

talk to the mirror

he said no robot to talk to

I'm too cynical to see this as anything but blizzard trying to drum up PR because they're fucking tanking.

Mirrors aren't robots, user.

I'm just glad we got a gay character that wasn't a subby little twink/femboy.

I don't even play overwatch.

We should use trip codes more often and possibly names too so people know we are real people

no but you are.
i assume

im not usually one to hate representation or whatever but it does feel a bit out of nowhere, like how jk rowling pulled it out of nowhere that dumbledor was gay

and then someone replied and started a whole new chapter of shitposting

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this but unironically
also people will take us more seriously

You're right about that, but it'd be nice to have other robots to talk to. I guess I should practice in the mirror.

where do people even unironically use tripcodes? obviously not here because no one likes attention whores but is it even a thing regularly used outside the board?

ironically still she shat on the fanfiction community by making Sirius straight.

I cut my gay teeth wringing Sirius/Remus fanficion back in the day.

I agree
every time I see shit like this or that in a heartbeat cringe I can't help but think some corporate cronie is using the gay image to move product

So we know who we are talking to dude

sure, sounds fun.
should i change my name or is it a good one

yes its perfect thank you i just want people here to use these tripcodes more often

yes, without meaning to... what, do you think I'm doing this with the intention of hurting them?

i'm also a huge flirt, so there's been more than (or ten......) occasions where someone thinks my flirting means something, and then they feel mad and led on when i was just having fun and being my playful self.

okay bucko i will start too

im so tired cant even samefag properly

Is it trip-posting time?

why can't we just avatarfag like civilized people

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>rei with makoto
Unusual ship, I like it

which tea should i drink with my bath
my options:
>green tea+mint
>chamomile+lavender "stress relief"
>earl gray+rose pedals (don't choose this one it has caffeine)

Chamomile for maximum comfyness

are we really gonna do it or WHAT

Fuck off and never post here again you newfags

Because we can't. Nobody here is Civ.

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where'd my tripbuddies go :C

quit tripniggering you gay ass prancing lala homo men

you're not the only tripqt here

Is my tripcode Kawaii~ :3

M-music user?
Every day it seems, whole damn life's just a codeine dream.

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>tfw still no ohio bf
no bulli pls

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Here is the ultimate guide how to get a bf:
Step 1. Dont post here
If you follow this guide getting a bf will be as easy as saying fuck niggers.

>tfw no bf in this last year

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Earl grey if you don't want to be a phillistine

>2019
>catboys STILL don't exist

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>tfw no fascist bf to do SS roleplay with

update: went with the chamomile tea, running the bath, turning my brain to relaxed moosh in preperation for video games tonight

i don't know which music user you may be referring to, but i'll have you know i'm also pretty fuckin musical

>tfw no bf to embrace as the world goes to shit around us.
>tfw no bf to kiss as we go into the abyss together

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is it guitar by any chance

Junjo Romantica? Ive heard of it but never seen it. I might check it out. Thanks for the recommendation user!

memo boys arent that cute please dont kill me

yeah man i play guitar. here's a clip of a song i'm working on
vocaroo.com/i/s1nDmt3y8GbG

>Tfw youe diaper is full and nobody to change it

>21% of all the posts on /lgbt/ are made by tripfags
>it's now happening to us too

>the fox nigger comes back and suddenly everyone's tripfagging
although no doubt most of them are samefag

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as usual i predicted the future.
now for the final prediction. i'll have a bf soon, pls

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At least you can be sure that every tripfag is a normalfag.

What about the guy who's capcode is faggot

daily reminder to ignore TRIPFAGS and NAMEFAGS. do not reply to them or give them any attention.

>us
>implying any of the tripfags are robots to begin with and aren't just shitposting

>tfw no lewd insane cocklust bf

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>Tfw unbearable libido that I'm ashamed of
>But I'm a top.

>tfw no insatiable top bf who can fuck me for hours and hit my spot and make me cum hands free over and over again while my eyes roll and my butt gets sore and the bed keeps getting wet from my cum

This is all I want in life user

I could be that, but I want snuggles and lovey dovey stuff between sex! I want to hold hands on dates and to kiss and stuff. Sure I bet sweaty continuous gay sex is great but loving and being loved is what I'm really after.

>tfw no bf to make feel like everything is going to be OK
>tfw no bf to hold
>tfw noone even fucking responds to me in these threads
why am i here

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But will everything really be okay?

whaaa look at me im depressed uwu am i cool yet

shut up

Is it better if I respond? I still can't hold you and neither can you hold me.

>whaaa look at me im depressed uwu am i cool yet
>
>shut up
This

Do cute boys fart

>But will everything really be okay?
of course user, as long as you find someone to cuddle with

im not depressed and it wasnt my intent to sound depressed. Are you sure you arn't projecting? It's ok if you're depressed user I'm here for you

yes it is because now I know you exist :)

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Ok. What time is it where you are?

I want to be a supportive househusband bf!

about 3:40, how bout you user?

thats adorable, id love to be a dominant working husband bf myself. having a househusband bf sounds really nice

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3:40 am I suppose? You should be going to bed. Getting enough sleep is vital to your well being. Also that way you can dream about me cuddling you.
It's almost 10:00 (am) here and I have to leave the house soon.
Have a good night, user, and don't stay up much longer.

I've got an e-bf now but I'm scared to voice chat since I can space out so often, if we've spoken alot in text and have very compatible desires for our future would it matter if I just wait until we meet?
Just looking for opinions on online relationships.

if you aren't depressed why are you using suicide boy to avatarfag?

>tfw spent 120 dollars on cd clothes
I hope they fit so I can send pics

its alright user i napped earlier so I dont need sleep rn. i apprecieate your concern though

ok so im depressed but that wasnt the point of my post... and hooni is precious whether you relate to his depression or not

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>tfw no bf that's less than 5'10" tall

>tfw want to be a cute bottom but 5'11"

Just find a top that's at least 5-6 inches taller than you.

Yeah dude let me just find someone that's fucking 6'4"