What is the easiest, most antisocial, most low-stress, best job for lazy people? Doesn't have to pay much

What is the easiest, most antisocial, most low-stress, best job for lazy people? Doesn't have to pay much.

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prostitution pays well

he said 'Job'

anything like that involves getting in a union, like the Teamsters, and good luck if you dont already have family in it. If you are like us regular fucks any job will grind you to dust.

Maybe security if you can get overnights

>anti social but high stress and pay

>Construction worker
>Electrician
>Off shore oil derrick worker
>Building maintenance

>anti social, high stress, low pay

>Military

>Anti social, easy, low pay

>farm laborer.

Chess coach.

Bump for interest.rr33

I'd say scamming online gets your where you say you want to go.

Else if you're willing to actually WORK, oil / gas manual labor.

unironically Amazon. you can go through weeks doing the bare minimum of socializing and talking

Work in a warehouse, preferable one of those pick-n-pack jobs, you just get an order and have to fill a bow with whatever the order says, repeat for 8 hours and the pay isn't bad if you don't mind being in your feet the whole time.
I work on a loading dock and prepare supermarket bread orders which then get loaded onto trucks, it's easy as hell and the people I work with are pretty cool, mostly normies but some weirdos that are pretty fun to hang out with.

Deliver pizzas, it is perfect for losers and it even pays well. You do need a car 99% of the time though

0 stress, super easy, talk to customers so you dont go crazy from isolation, but only have to say a couple sentences to them

Learn to be a machinist user, you'll spend almost all your time alone and its satisfying as fuck once you know what your doing. Especially CNC machining, you basically spend all day on a computer

I worked in a sawmill my job duties were to pile wood so it wasn't stressful. and nobody is around and when they do come around nobody talks because it's too loud

I've heard overnight security officer is good but I don't know how embellished those stories are

Just don't do it at Amazon. I cleaned the parking lots for an Amazon distribution center and those people basically look like they want to kill themselves. I've had people tell me that you get fired if you can't fill 200 orders in 1 hour.

I translate doujins from Japanese to English. Make my own hours and don't have to even go outside if I don't want to.

Where and how much do you get paid? Is it passive income or is it your main source of money? Thank you in advance, robot

Yea, I worked for Revlon when I did that.
Amazon is a disgusting firm, they aren't profitable so rather than restructuring the way they do business they just try and squeeze more out of their unskilled staff whilst skirting industrial relations laws.

security is fine and really easy until that one fuckin night you have to deal with niggers. Then it's a god damned pain in the ass not worth the money.

Well I started off just translating shit for free while learning Japanese. Then I noticed people on places like ehentai might pay me to translate the newest releases. So for only a dollar per page I would translate any doujin no matter how digusting and had ppl send the money to my paypal. Then I found a porn site looking for translators and now I'm an admin of that site.

Listen to me OP. Work in a sales call center. If you get in a good one: you take a call for 15 minutes. Then you have 5-10 minutes to do whatever you want. Then take another 15 minute call. Then 5-10 minutes to do jack shit. The process repeats. After a few weeks you talk to the people on the line like you're a robot and it's all clockwork. Fairly good pay too. I know it's not antisocial but please look into it.

Also will add that you'll be on a computer all day and can play as much Minecraft as you want and watch anime

i would just call the cops.

i work in high pressure phone sales. It's not fun, we are video recorded, audio recorded, calls are always monitored by 4 to 5 people. bathroom breaks are timed. yelled at almost hourly about sales figures.

it was probably a fun job pre 2000, now it just fucking sucks

CNC operator. You sit on your ass all the day and all you have to do is look on the machine every now and then.

being the boss of your own 1-person company, maybe

i hear working a chairlift is piss easy? my only female friend does that and she gets paid 30 bucks an hour to do it. they let her be on her phone because its basically just watch and make sure no retarded kid jumps off the seat and dies

That is fucked up. I work at a call center for a self storage company and it's pretty good. We are audio recorded of course, but only a couple calls get pulled per month to be reviewed. Bathroom breaks etc. are timed but if you are late you pretty much just lose a half hour of pay

Who the hell is Manuel Labor?

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Work on a farm or a greenhouse. That was my first job and the only person I had to interact with was my boss--if I wanted, I could talk to my 2 coworkers, but they didn't really wanna talk to people either. Super easy, you just water plants basically and he'd let me set my own hours.

Shit meant for But yeah, greenhouse. Or farm. Farm is slightly more stressful but mainly because you would probably be working in hot sun during the summer.

What do all of you guys think about welding?

fun but cancer inducing

Hope you like cooking your fingers and being a contortionist. You can make decent money if you're willing to travel or take on jobs that have hazard pay.

Timed bathroom breaks? I have never worked anywhere that times my piss run. That sounds fucked lad.

Any of you robots do web development or any kind of IT stuff? I want to do some kind of remote shit so I don't have to leave the house.