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choose god, quit the whores
Remember to ignore the shills, they'll eventually get bored and leave
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Reminder, if you cum too quickly your escort will hate you and never want to see you again
Also, you'll get blacklisted on the escort network and be laughed at for being the loser who came in a second
>if true:
Escorts actually enjoy having sex with clients and do enjoy their job. permavirgins and incels BTFO
>if false:
who cares
also she is reaching gilf status
Yikes
Originam
>female sex economy is such that you have fetishists for every possible state you're in
proof: this user wants to fuck a 3.5/10
just kill me now.
any anons go to SEA for hookers how much did you pay
I was almost finished with the FAQs page in the wiki and accidentally clicked refresh and lost all my progress
I am sorry, i have failed you anons
I will do it right tomorrow, have to sleep now
pic related, me
Never write anything important in a web form.
there's no hope for a premature ejaculating incel
fuck
lesson learned
I wanna say, using escorts feels less pretentious then the coffee, dinner and a movie bullshit.
Just way more expensive.
I wanna say, using escorts feels less pretentious then the coffee, dinner and a movie bullshit.
Just way more expensive.
Around where I live the cheapest was $400.
I live in southwestern province of burger land.
Theres a lot more risk in the US so it makes sense for it to be more expensive.
thats very expensive
I use en.topescort.bg
20$ for 30 minutes
I've looked it up and prostitution is illegal in Bulgaria.
Would an escort cook me a Sunday dinner?
>tfw have never had unpaid sex or been in relationship
>tfw done hookers since I was 20
>tfw almost 26 now
>since I was uni student with no job I did it rather rarely, did like 11 girls until august 2017 when I've got a job
>job is shit and low pay but I still could afford more
>attending to hookers on monthly/bimonthly basis
>telling myself I should quit because I'm trying to save money for the future, but whatever, I do it either way
BUT
>still lacking closeness, intimacy and passion, since very few hookers offer more than sex and cheap lewdness
>but lacking love and affection first and foremost
>suddenly fall in love for the first time since freshman, in my friend's female acquaintance
>IDK what to do, literally no idea how to approach girls, even less so how to be succesful, and I have very short opportunity windows for that since I'm seeing her only so rarely
THEN
>Its two months since I have been with an escort now
>Birthday is closing in
>Wonder if i should treat myself
>And maybe I should visit one I was with before and she was cool, maybe tallk with her, ask for advice, or something
>Yes, as stupid as treating an escort as a confidant and relationship advisor sounds, I kind of feel it could help
>BUT I'm introvert, overinhibited shut-in so there is very high chance that when I'll go there, the words won't come out and it will be just the usual service instead
>AND the place where she works has bad rep for not delivering the girl you specifically asked for on the phone. And not just that their quality varies, but with one I'm for the first time i stand no chance of opening up
>AND it feels bit like cheating on my crush even if I don't really have any obligations towards her, I didn't give her any indication of my intents or even signs of attraction yet
>AND I should really quit this shit for good and save monies
>YET, I can't just discard the idea, moreover, I have hard time waiting almost a month for my b-day to legitimize my "treat"
tl'dr I'm a fuckup
That one raging incel moralfag just keeps posting on these threads all day and night. What a pathetic existence.
Waiting for a cheap flight to London to see her. Been going back and forth with her on WhatsApp and we might make a small vid. Been a huge fan since I saw her poolside solo scene.
maybe if they respect whamen online, just respect them so much, that they can smell the respect emanating from him, surely they will fall to their knees and say "oh, moralfag-chan, your vigilant defending of digital pussy that may or may not be a fag in disguise is turning me on"
Then he wakes up, to post the same brainlet interjections in any thread where he deems women aren't being fully respected for being above humanity.
I think he needs an escort more than anyone else on this board, clearly the lack of sex has driven him insane
Im thinking of trying it myself, are the girls you got legit as hot as the pics as you posted or is it ugly girls?
Obligatory helenapost cause it is a good way to reduce some of this boards problems.
Disclaimer, escorts will not replace a gf. Treat them as medication, they will resolve a symptom but you have to work to cure yourself.
Sure tell an escort, they heard it a good amount i bet. Their perception might be warped but they might also offer unique and honest insight.
A good amount are real pictures, but there is scam like any online thing. Which country are you located in user?
how to find in burgerland?
close to eastern europe
its pretty easy to go there and I got quite a bit of money
>400 bux
>cheapest
Lol for an hour?
The most expensive here in belgium is 500 for 2 hours
If it is your first time, i suggest you treat yourself to a high class escort agency. There is even one that specifically has a packet for virgins.
If not germany FKK s are a thing.
Other than that you will have to verify that yourself user. Reverse image searching, asking for a photo of the girl doing sth just for you or holding a piece of paper that says "hi user".
I was just wondering what your experiences were so far, did you like the way the girls looked or was it a dissapointment? I was in a few brothel with drunk co workers before and was very dissapointed. I couldnt bring myself to fuck a ugly, loud and drunk/high landwhale.
>mulato
>tranny
>massive cock
You're disgusting.
Ask the irs...
I think it's the reverse. He is insane, and that has caused him to not have sex.
I dont personally have that much experience, but i read a lot. You have to walk around user. Even for RLD s in Amsterdam i walked twice around to find somebody i liked and it didnt turn out the best.
Just casually walk around and talk with the girls you like, a few minutes just to gauge the situation.
What "future" are you saving for,exactly?
Didn't you write about at least 11 girls you fucked?
Thats quite a lot to me.
Amsterdam is quite expensive when Prague is right next to me.
Thats different user. I am the helenafag. Just didnt put my tag.
There was an user who put several links of czech sites and an even a review site to crosscheck. I think it is the sameanon who banged the readhead with the trollface.
>"she"
absolutely not
voice is a dead giveaway
What's some interesting stuff you guys do when you see one?
Guys,I'm like 90% attracted to women ,but i also like to watch guys with massive cocks jerk off and get a hj/bj (not by men tho,that's disgusting).
So 2 questions:
1:does this make me bi or what?
2:can i pay a really hung escort to jerk of for me?
How to find escorts on Australia? What are the websites to go to? I am in VIC btw.
Locanto and newspaper for me. Used to be backpage but it was taken down
.....are there abo escorts....asking for a friend...a gator friend.
How did you find her contact?
Generally ,don't trust the pics, but some of them are quite pretty. That pic is just random girl and not an escort btw. Most escorts blur out their faces in their ads, at least around where I live.
Things to avoid is when:
>pic is obviously shopped
>the price seems low for the looks
>the escort from the ad is likely to be brothel worker or part of a co-op instead of individual worker (Because then you might just get other girl, and not the one from the pics, despite the fact that one from the pics is working there. The madame or whoever you'll make appointment with usually won't tell you that this specific girl is out, instead she'll say ok and then try to ship you another girl when you arrive
)
>the escort looks too good for the stated age
My parents and grandparents told me they'll give me about 75% of money for an apartment when I'll have the remaining 25% to buy it.
Has anyone ever gotten a free session after the pic turned out fake?
You should count yourself lucky if she just leaves without you paying her anything like cab fair. Or making a scene.
>go to sleep, Christcuck is sperging about muh shills in a previous thread
>wake up, new comfy thread already
>OPs pic is a girl I banged and recommended too
Based robots.
Where about is she based?
Jesus ,how fucking expensive are apartments where you live?
God ,i just clicked a camgirl link on an ad here.
Good lord!!!
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Prague, 10 minutes from town center. Look for Chery on sex.cz And yes, she is pretty gud. A bit demanding and picky, but I have no problem with that. Wouldn't recommend her to first timers, but to others no problem. If you are Jow Forums you'll get extra good session.
Probably not really expensive for a foreigner, but compared to the local wages, quite much.
I complain that my job pays badly but its actually only a bit below the median, and I live with my parents so my living costs aren't high even though I throw in my share into the house/food expenses, But at current rate I'm still 3-4 years away from having the money I need. Cutting off escorts would let me save like 10-20% more.
You must be slavic...
Not that I tried to hide it or anything.
Nice pic.
What is that bag in the sky supposed to be?
>enjoy having sex
Yeah...imagine someone doing that lol.
Escorts aren't exploited they have literally the best job that has ever existed. They get paid to do something that is generally known as the most pleasurable activity on earth. #GetALoadOfThisSociety
chinks are going to rule the world,aren't they?
She's pretty insufferable
Not that user, bur another slavanon here. Sunflower seeds. It's a favourite snack across Eastern Europe.
>where I live the cheapest was $400.
The most common price in London is 50 pounds for half an hour. (so about $63)
>sunflower seeds
>favorite slav snack
You do realize turks absolutely LOVE eating these all day & then just spitting the seeds out all over the place?
>AND it feels bit like cheating on my crush even if I don't really have any obligations towards her, I didn't give her any indication of my intents or even signs of attraction yet
Dude what? That makes no sense and its a waste of energy to worry about women's feelings like that. Take what you need, which in this case may be an escort. Worry about yourself and fuck anyone else
Absolutely. We defended Europe against them for centuries. But slavic world, specifically Russians, started with it after importing the flower from Americas. Turks took it during their raids later.
Do you guys also just spit the shells out everywhere you go?
Are there any /Denver/ who can help me find a good one? Looking for a quick bj, for around 50.
As far as I know, Russians and Ukrainians do. Poles and us not so much. Don't know about the rest of the family though.
>visit a young russian girl
>she is small and innocent
>we get along well
>she is getting married in a few months
>ask her if she's ever done anal
>No.
>Not even with your fiance?
>No
>I'll pay you extra for it...
>No, sorry...
>I'll give you $400 right now
>O-ok user
>Fuck her right in the shitter
>she asks me to stop a bunch of times but I keep ramming her tight ass
>feels good man
I've got a fantasy where I hire a really cheap hooker and say that I'll give her a whole pile of cash if she lets me do anything I want. Tell her that every time she complains I'll take $100 off the pile. Proceed to throat fuck and slap her and choke her until she can't take it
>the family
I thought most slavs couldnt stand each other?
and then she stops and cries,then you grab all the cash and leave,right?
But i thought most whores have to be paid upfront?
Family as ethno-linguistic family. But hating each other is somewhat of a meme. Western slavs get along really nicely, eastern not so much. But southern are true shitshow. General hate is usually saved for Russians, they are just different. We hate others more though.
You guys hate meds?
>But i thought most whores have to be paid upfront?
Yeah, all the ones I've been with are very strict about getting the money in their hand before doing anything. Still, I reckon with enough incentive she could wait until after
You Czech lads get all the best Eastern European hookers.
You can get a sub escorts, nigger. They'll do what you wrote about happily and can take a lot. You can usually find them working in some domme's studio. Shit, you can even double-team her with that domme too.
yeah,but most of em are in america doing gif related.
Get that gay shit out of here.
>They'll do what you wrote about happily
See, that's the problem. I'd rather have a girl who would never usually let a guy do this stuff to her, and hates what I'm doing to her
U mad slav boi?
This is a escort that I fucked in the ass. She could take a real pounding...
Damn!
She got the ass for it too!
Google doesn't give me anything,got more?
I'm thinking of taking MDMA and just cuddle, does that sound like a good idea?
How could you?!
You're a married man,joe!!
>wasting time and money on escorts
>not just getting a sex doll
I'm not into those little dolls,find it very disgusting.
However some of these extremely busty ones are very very hot!
Dumb connection problems man!
Ffs man!
I've had enough!
I've never tried a doll but I've used fleshlights and similar products and they're not worth it. They are cold and hard to clean. If your dolls are self-cleaning and self-heating maybe I will consider it, otherwise hands and women are still much superior.
Depends. If she's ok with that AND cool with cuddling it will be great.
But plenty of escorts would rather be fucked hard than involve themselves in such intimacy. Plenty of them aren't OK with drugs in general and will be able to tell hat you are under influence.
I've thought in the past about getting one not for sex, but just to hold and be held by. Anyone have experiences with this? Doesn't matter if it was a male or female escort, I wanna hear it either way
I think she'll get suspicious that you are a serial killer and refuse you. If you get 1 hour session you can cuddle before and after, that's normal.
I would also wait with request like that after becoming more of a regular with a girl.
How can you even cum to that?
The thing is I have very painful phimosis and am not into penetrating in the first place
You could still get a suck, or a handjob. Just explain her how to do it without hurting you.
I did that with one regular. It just somewhat happened, didn't even asked or planned it. She was amateur domme, but in a gentle way and very friendly. Wasn't really blessed in looks department, not at all, but she was actually a really nice person. We usually just experimented with stuff she liked/wanted to try or stuff I liked/wanted to try and since we shared most of our kinks, it worked fine. There was this one session in which we have planned tons of new stuff, all pretty degenerate and demanding. I got there, we talked a bit like usual, I helped her with some furniture and then went with the session itself - we didn't even get into first five minutes and i told her I'm tired as fuck and don't feel it for today, if we can just chill. She was actually very cool with it and we spend rest of the time (and hour and half extra) just cuddling, talking and drinking. I'm not sure if I would be able to do this with new escort, but with one you click with it should not be any problem.
Also I read some article few years back that interviewed local pro escorts and "just cuddling" was pretty common with their regulars. I think it's about communication bro - just ask them and you'll see.
Are there any escorts who let me eat them out or sit on my face desu? What should I look for?
Plenty of them. Just ask user. It is rather common.