*knocks cutely on the your door*
>"Ano... Gomene but atashi wa from the Loli Police and we're asked to inspect your hard drive.."
What do you do?
*knocks cutely on the your door*
Zachary Morales
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Aiden Baker
Its ok, im not a degenerate pedophile, so they shouldnt find anything
Jonathan Johnson
Hai, mo NHK no jushinryo mo hatarai.
*Points to sticker above door*
Lincoln Ward
respectfully ask to see a warrant and they don't have one, tell them to fuck off.
This is how tyranny starts. Defend your rights even if there's nothing wrong.
Kayden Edwards
Give her my bluff drive full of "Backdoor Bimbo Sluts"-tier dreck to throw her off. If your give them a sterile Christian drive they'll get suspicious, but will stop caring if they think they found your stash.
Jaxson Rivera
>*knocks cutely*
How is one supposed to achieve that stage of knocking? Ive never once heard that as a compliment or in any form of novel.
Lincoln Rivera
>Defend your rights
absolutely based. Is there anything more important than our natural rights?
Justin Thomas
>inspecting my harddrives
I hope you brought a book and a change of cloth you WILL be here a while.
Wyatt Torres
Its like a soft rap on the door. Then when you open up they fucking ask you if you have paid your TV loiscene for NHK. Fucking motherfuckers need to drop I already have a up to date sticker above my door.
Adrian Baker
sorry i only have SOLID-state drives as my penis is over eight inches in length, care to inspect THAT hard (hehe) drive m'lady?
Jaxson Foster
>mfw this is the last thing I watched because papa HH is dead hentaigasm.com
So.... how do I get out of this pickle guys?
Lucas Thomas
ANSWER ME YOU FUCKERS I DONT WANT TO GO TO PRISON AND SHE COULD BUST DOWN MY DOOR ANY SECOND!!!
I wiped my browser history, will my ISP (cumcast) snitch on me????
Blake Long
I'm on nofap, why the fuck did I watch this? I'm painfully hard right now.
Jacob Harris
Welp your no help with your useless boner, guess its jail time for me where I will get One Punch fisted to death, thanks for nothing you fuckers.
Cumcast is probably selling me down the river as I speak.
Joshua Cooper
F, originally of course
Prepare yourself
Adrian Bailey
FUCK THE POLICE, IM BOOKING LIKE A LIBRARIAN, THEY WONT TAKE ME ALIVE!
Ryan Campbell
WATASHI MORON
Christian Ross
ME AND MY FELLOW LOLI-LOVER MOVE TO TAKE DOWN THE COMAST SERVERS, JOIN ME BROTHERS!
Carson Butler
I got the servers before the pigs could reach it but they were one step ahead of me.....
Dylan Flores
haha
of course, nothing to see here, mam
haha
Brayden Clark
They went directly after my loli wife herself, THEY TOOK HER!!
Jose Barnes
Would but I could hold her in my arms again.....
Oliver Cook
nothing more cringeworthy than someone avatarfagging with images saved off google
Jose Allen
HAHA GOOD LUCK FINDING MY BACKUP EXTERNALS LMAO
Jacob Carter
boku no encrypted desu lawyerkudasai
Logan Moore
You. Hit need to pat me down
You do it in a rhyme pattern, duh
Jackson Bailey
are gaijin raids real in Japan. im staying here right now and im afraid. this was not the land i was promised.
Joshua Martin
user, I...
oregano
Samuel Stewart
Kek.very nice thread. Pls post anytime
Landon Robinson
> He doesnt know about the gaijin raids