/britfeel/

We need more celts in this thread

having me morning coffee

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I'm here to represent my people lad

Barefoot Contessa

Barefoot Coleslawwa

Bearfoot Coleslawwa

Bumper humpleschnuft

fuck sake, can never get a clean shave, skin looks like shit

Use some bio oil on it

t. shitskinpakipooinloonignog

No youtube vids but /ourgirl/ seems to be doing well

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Just ate a full tin of spam cold out of the tin for breakfast because I couldn't be bothered to fry it. Am I fucked in the head?

alright tim
i just have thick curly hair, i am 100% english

Should have asked for better genes for christmate mate.

no and I respect you

Don't know why you only had a tin of spam for brekky but no, eating food does not mean you're fucked in the head.

>mummy said she was going to be out today
>stayed up later last night
>ended up sleeping in
>she was actually here
>annoyed at me being lazy and sleeping in during the week

youtube.com/watch?v=VqPC9h6H6II

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Most people fry it. Spam sandwich is a kino poor person snack. Didn't even slice it just a slab of processed meat and I demolished it cold.

Testing all the fire alarms at work today and im in charge of the fire pannel. Got 20 zones to do, really stressed desu

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Yeah proper mental for eating a bunch of meat aren't you mate.

Bit of an unusual breakfast. Does spam make you poo?

I'm the fire marshal for my place and I don't even know where the alarm panel is let alone know what to do with it. You'll be fine lad.

Job center today lids, i have an hour long interview i dont think i can actually sit through that for that long

wham bam thank you spam

Mental aren't I?
Will find out later on. Processed meat can't be that good to digest. Doubled down and washed it down with a can of monster so I'm pretty sure my stomach is going to be fucked. Will have a smelly runny poo later on.

fuck sake, just spilled my coffee gonna have ot make another one

sometimes i put tuna on toast. i've also mixed up cold beans and tuna and ate it.

i don't even want to think about the other things i've made at 4am on xanax

Sounds pretty tasty desu. Will have to give that one a try.

I get banned from Jow Forums at least once a month because the /tv/ janny won't let me talk about Amber Heard.

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Sorry, only twitter screencaps and political talk allowed

Negative or positive things?

Kek, I'm a first aider at work but I've forgotten even the most basic shit. Couldn't tell you the recovery position or what to do with a bleeding wound.

That's what you get for discussing 3D "women".

I got banned from /lit/ for simply replying with "Elliot Rodger" to a thread asking people who their favourite author was

>tfw ecchievement is already too old
it was good while it lasted i guess

I think this is the longest I haven't had a ban in ages

>the featal position
>put pressure on it
duh

>waaahhhh the mods won't let me autistically post the same thread over and over

Just ate a whole packet of Belgian chocolate brownies and downed a pint of irn bru for breakfast haha

The recovery position definitely isn't the same as the foetal position

you fucking legend haha

Both, I made threads talking about movies and then get banned for "off-topic" the /tv/ janny is a menace.
Not once in my 14 years on this shithole site have I posted the same thread twice so shut up nigger.

Just tell them to go outside for some fresh air
Kek

Meh. I was kinda close

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Haha I'm a fat ledge me haha

Wouldn't mind if they were legit bans. Got a global ban for asking someone to blow up the capital xtra office so I didn't have to listen to nigger rap on the radio.

>post slightly different autistic threads saying shit like 'what do you think of Amber Heards body of work?' and 'why doesnt Amber Heard get more roles?' complete with fap pics

Tuna on toast with melted cheese on top, you'll never look back lad

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might fininsh off the rest of last nights pizza, what do you reckon mate?

stop posting so much please lads

was cookin me brekkie lad. fish finger sarnies wahey.

If you can't handle the heat stay out of the kitchen lad

>Based Jow Forums Jannies allowing it for years

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>tfw fall for anyone that shows me the slightest bit of attention because I'm so lonely

/tv/ is built on stale and repetiive posts, though
Even stickies a Baneposting thread to that end once a year

Gonna have pot rice for brekkie and a redbush vanilla tea

Was just looking at myself naked in the mirror. I'm actually pretty manly ngl

Best time to be posting on /tv/ was when LOST was still airing
Tne memes were flowing

can't believe it came out last night that poley copies and pastes the literal exact same posts on both here and /brit/. feel sorry for him really

He's been doing this for years. Makes you wonder which one is the original and which is the bit on the side

>In preparation for the interview, I'm not going to sleep today, instead I'll stay up until 8pm the following day, finally fixing my sleep schedule.

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Off to therapy lads. Be back in a few hours x

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>11444

Full house

See you later lad

blessed with trips of good mental health. hope it goes well lad.

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Good morning everyone. I hope you all have a comfy day

>Looking at pics of my oneitis from years ago
>All dated 2011
WHAT THE FUCK WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE

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Already buying assorted easter chocolate. I don't give a FUCK

Got a first aid course soon, even though it's on dummies I feel really nervous about doing CPR

yeah that's good i literally dolloped the cold tuna from the can onto toast though

Don't worry user you'll be okay. Everyone on the course is probably nervous

just remember lad, you're better off breaking their ribs going all out with CPR than doing a half-arsed job of it and letting them die

Ive done one before lad, was really embarassing when everyone was watching me do mouth to mouth with the dummy, i could hear them sniggering behind me. Wouldnt do one again tbqh

Yikes lad, wouldnt do that myself, can't imagine it being too nice either

Don't do what I did and put your cock in its mouth, turns out that's incorrect

most die anyway, it's just a nice thing to do

fuck sake really regret staying up until 4am last night.

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watching an episode of star trek the original series

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Is is ok if I just vent a little, i'm not good at taking advice?

no, everyone knows you mix it in a bowl with some mayo and chopped onion.

Aye go on laddie, better you than some tripfag

What on earth did you do that for lad

I've never seen a single episode of Star Trek and it feels too late to start now

go on pal we're here for you.

I was drinking and chatting.

soon as i pull up and park the Benz
we get this bitch shaking like Parkinsons

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mayonnaise coloured Benz, i push miracle whips

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>women

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Got a cancellation at doctor later cause I've been coughing for over 2 weeks with not getting better. Maybe get some cheeky antibiotics.

Thank you. I think I fucked up but i'm feeling too good to deal with it. I used to have addiction problems real bad then they just calmed down because I realised I actually need pain meds sometimes and benzos to take the edge off the problems we all know and probably share. Well tramadol has been keeping me away from the 80mg oxycodone and but I would still try to abuse it. Well I got bored and ordered some more opiates and benzos that just arrived this morning. I work the night shift so I should be asleep now but instead i'm snorting oxy and I feel great again. Luckily my tolerance has dropped but not gone so 1 line of 40mg sandoz oxy has me happy. Do I just finish the rest of the pill and get some sleep(I got a nap at work last night ssshhh) or just stay up and call in sick which I really don't want to do or just endure the lack of sleep. I love downers, I will admit it coke was fun as a kid for maybe 6 months but i'm not a social man, oxy/benzos make boring work or home life tolerable. I said I wanted to better myself this year, well 1 week isn't too bad. sorry for being a degenerative scumbag waggie but this is me. Time for the second line

Once when I was 15 A girl in my class noticed my under arm body odour and started raving about how nice the sweat actually smelled and within minutes a queue of about 7 girls had lined up to press their faces really hard into my armpits so they could huff it like drugs.

Imagine this scene happening with 7 guys and a girl.

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