Use your parents for everything

I use my parents for everything!

> free babysitters
>bank

if they say no? i sit in their driveway and lay on the horn until they cave,

i have things to do, my husband i can't trust, he has important HAM Radio stuff to do, Ham Radio is the future of communications

when i need money? I pester my family until they cave

thats the secret to life, harass and pester and beg, thats how you get ahead

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No, if i get a job then i have to hire a babysitter

i need 'ME' time,

why do they say no? next time they say no, i'm going to bash their mailbox off with a bat

YOU NEVER SAY NO TO ME!

I WILL NO LONGERR BE ASKING, I WILL JUST DFUMP MY KIDS OFF WITH TABLETS

YOU NEVER SAY NO TO ME, EVER, I WILL WRECK YOUR SHIT

they said no again

i'm going to honk and honk and honk

one trick i like to play with my dad when he walks out, i rev up and act like i'm going to run them over, its funny to see his 70 year old ass freak

parents exist to serve their kids, regardless of age,

they always cave when a 40 year mother with kids stamps her feet and cries for money

mom: no i wont give you money

me: *calls 50 times*

mom: i have no money!

me: I bet you do, look

so i show up and start digging in their stuff and usually find a stash of money under their bed, thats my money

yes i've forged checks before, but I NEED THE MONEY FOR MY KIDS

You should just kill and eat your parents.

I NEED MONEY EVERY DAY, EVERY SINGLE DAY, MY DAUGHTER WANTED A LEGO SET?

SO I BEGGED MY BROTHER FOR MONEY AND HE CAVED!

crying and whining gets you everything in life

then they couldn't write me checks every 2 days

Tits.

give me money first

HAHAHAHA

I MADE MY BROTHER VACCUUM MY HOUSE!

he claims he has no gas....like..you dont have to pay for gas, i never do, i just drive off!

and yes, i have criminal offenses, but i never did jail time, in my state if you have kids you can get out of jail time

Fucking Americunts shitting up this board.
Do us all a favor and kill yourself roastie.

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look Jow Forums i have the system figured out, you dont

i have kids to raise

Wow dude if your wife is that much of a bitch you should probably just leave her and stop projecting all this craziness on the internet. Just because you have problems doesn't mean you can't solve them.

Im gonna check my own post to faggot.
TRIPS OF TRUTH

And doubles to top it off.

>No?

heh... nice try 'rentos, but that's not a word in my vocabulary

buy me the new God of War, or else this glass of milk you just served me is going on the new carpet you bought

that's what I thought

heh, simple enough....

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shitty nigger kids.

i'm actually the wife, he runs off to run ham radio events

and I do work, i type 150 words per day and make 50 bucks a week on a website

I have a job, i work a website, i cant watch them all the time

it takes me 4 hours to type 150 words

>Mah keeds

fuck off, and fuck your kids

if it takes you 4 hours to type 5 paragraphs then you are fucking stupid. Those sites are scams designed to sell personal data for identity theft and losers like you lap that shit up. I work in claims for a bank and we get that shit every fucking day, Get a job, Hire a babysitter. Your husband runs off all the time because I beg you're a nagging bitch

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>Ham Radio

thats just what he tells you, he cant stand your fat ass lounging on the couch all day while your carpets look like ass

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