>Be me
>Move back in with parents
>Parents Height 5'2 and 5 ft
>Little sister 4'11
>Tfw i'm the tallest 5'3 super chad god
Tfw tallest in house
Cameron Jackson
Ryder Williams
Is your name Ryan? Because that sounds suspiciously like my girlfriend's family.
Ryan Reed
idk who Ryan is but feel free to call me super chad
Julian Hall
I'll call your sister super tight cos she sounds like she needs a real man's dick all up in her.
Dominic Martinez
post sister vagene, super manlet
Nolan Myers
Lemme guess - Asian?
David Bennett
nope fully white
Blake Wilson
>Tfw 5'5
Your family belongs to me now, i will breed your mother and your sister
Connor Peterson
5 ft 7 here
Your ass is mine.
Liam Hughes
5 tf 9
you all belong to me now
Dylan Morris
there is always a bigger fish O-o
Jonathan Hill
5'3" as well. IT FUCKING SUCKS
John Walker
5'3 squad don't worry my brother wait for are time to strike we will take back the overworld
Jaxson Cox
King manlet may i please have a mandated gf
Christian Carter
THIS BETTER HAPPEN FUCKING SOON
Henry Clark
kek. must feel good user.
I'm 5'11 (male) but all of the men in my family are tall.
My dad is 6'7
both uncles around 6'7
grandfather 6'
both older brothers around 6'1 or taller
Michael Collins
Fucken private school stupid motherfucken fucker. Have some balls and get up here and I'l punch your fucken teeth in ya dog ass prick. And I'll fuck ya sister and ya mum!
Ayden Anderson
the most intimidating posts I've read in my life. I guess this is like nature. It's more about seeming big and making yourself look big, rather than accepting yourself
Justin Collins
>school
>students lined by height
>be shortest one
>#1 in the male line
>basically the leader
Then I had growth spurts and shorter kids took my place as alpha male. Fucking chads.
Caleb Richardson
from leader to lanklet sheep feels bad man
John Russell
Hahaha OP, really are your parents fucking retarded? How could they even consider having a male child fully knowing your life would start with such a terrible disadvantage? It's like throwing seeds in the dirt and expect a fucking tree from it, man this is why I hate boomers.
Landon Cox
I think they new that I would have been blessed in other areas like speaking with my mouthful
Evan Gutierrez
>tfw 6'4"
Step aside little children, your mothers and sisters now belong to me.
Eli Cruz
6 ft 0 here,come to papa.
Liam Turner
*uppercuts your ballsack before you finish your monologue*
Heh, that was easy.