You can't be a fembot if you

Do you have the wide hips?

Are u a blondie? Uwu

But 5'7+ women have nicer legs and an easier time not being fat or producing tiny children.
I'm 2/4 of those, but I can guarantee I'm one since I'm deformed.

Not extremely wide, but not narrow either. Can't really tell because I'm fat.
I just happen to be shorter than 5'7

Alright that's good enough, when do we fuck?

I'm such a fembot teehee foreveralome xd

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>1) have blonde hair
pass
>2) have wide hips
pass
>3) are shorter than 5'7"
fail
>4) are skinny
fail

but now I have no home if all or nothing but how about tie breaker?

Are you a tall, thicc, blondie?

You can't be a robot if you have a vagina

>omfg I've been like 3 months without a bf so lonely ;_;

eat shit

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no, 5' 6", light brown/kinda red, skinny but my boobs are bigish. Freckles if that helps in robot ville

this is a matter of OR not a matter of AND

What if I have wide hips, but an almost equally wide waist?

I'm 5'6", skinny, with dyed blonde hair. still khv at age 20.

not the poster but freckles are hot

Give me tall, thick, brunette cutie

It helps me, if that helps...

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you can be my e-gf
do you want to be my e-gf? I've got a few redeeming qualities

yay, does that get me behind the velvet bot rope?

no I'm too socially inept to maintain an e-relationship, I'm also ugly af

there is no such thing as velvet bot rope

Oh okay no problem. I don't really care about uggliness though. I just want to have a warm female voice to talk to

She dyes her hair and claims to be a khv on Jow Forums.
Don't fall for her shit.

Who is this literal goddess? This Aphrodite?

where are you from anonette?
oregano

That doesn't answer my question. Stop fawning over the hermaphrodite and tell me who that divinely sculpted nymph is.

it's 34 posts in, where's the fucking source

My muse Google haveth revealed the source of beauty's spring to me Anonymous, I suggest you make a similar libation.

nvm i found it myself. here's an instagram link: instagram.com/laripintos/

autism

see above link

can i pls smell your hair?

the on in the OP is the only hot one

idk man, i'm really simple. i just like tits, and those are pretty nice.

Hi olivia stacy

can i be a robot(male) if i
Have wide hips
are shorter than 5'7"
am skinny
???

>only lithe amazons can be robots
hm...

No thank you :)!
Yup

Deformed how

will you be my e gf
I have a nice voice

Dont worry
>i'm 5'6 too
>dyed blonde hair
Lost my virginity to my ebf when i was 20.
There's still hope for u, fembot.

wide hips, dark blonde hair (the shitty type) 5'2. not skinny but not fat either.

as if any of those things make me not a 3/10 facially or mentally ill as fuck

???
it's news to me that dyed hair and virginity are mutually exclusive
all you have to do to get your hair dyed is find a salon, book an appointment online, and show up
sex is much harder to get

>Edgy
I don't think you know the meaning of that word buddy

You just can't be a fembot, girls don't have robot problems

>waah I was born as a woman in a world where the men aren't good enough for me

And on top of that you're cruel enough to complain about it to people who have nothing and desire you.