/r9chad/ - League of Chads general

No, the edgy tryhard champions are the virginest of all.

garen is try hard desu. Twisted Fate is the Chad of league.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little 5-support? Ill have u know I leveld up first of my team in the hard lane, and ive been involved in numerous smoke ganks on the radiant jungle, I have over 300 confirmed rampages and I am trained in armlet toggling and im the top MMR in the entire US east region. You are nothing to me but just another X on the minimap. I will wipe you the fuck out with skillshots the likes of which have never been seen before on this map, mark my fucking pings. You think you can get away with stunning me over the river? Think again, shitter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of steam friends across USA and your push is being traced right now so you better prepare for the teamfight noob. The teamfight that wipes out the pathetic little pile you call your unreliable gold. Youre fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can juke you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare clicks. Not only am I extensively trained in manfightning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the secret shop and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your low-net worth ass off the face of the continent, you underelved shit. If only you could have known what attack speed your little "peruvian" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have hid in the fucking fog. But you couldnt, you didnt and now you died-back you goddamn idiot. I will shit crits all over you and you will lose your highground def, youre fucking dead, rat kid.

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I fucking hate this game but I miss playing Singed so much. There was a time when playing Singed was my sole joy in life. I nearly fainted when I got a penta with him.

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Your game is autistic and boring, get over it.

how is this even a debate?

original

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Garen is just a basic Chad.
Not much to him, just like real life Chads.
He is faceroll, yet good.

TF is trying too hard and you know it.

Noice pasta
Orginadld

Aaah, good taste, sir.
Good taste.

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Why is singed so fun to play?
I've never played him t b h.

Because you do whatever the fuck you want. You are the master of the game and everyone else is infinitely inferior to you, you do not concern yourself with their petty lamentations and snide remarks. Do you want to proxy the first 2 waves and come back to lane with 2 items? Go ahead. Do you want to get cheesy first bloods every game? Go ahead. Do you want to gank mid and assrape their midlaner 5 times? Go ahead. Do you want to get a doublekill when you get ganked? Go ahead. Do you want to ruin the jungler's life before the minions have even spawned? Go ahead.
Sure, even then you can still lose, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you win or lose, as long as you infuriate the enemy as much as possible, to make them realize how inferior they are to your tactical genius and immense gaseous intellect. To impose your will on the enemies relentlessly.
My friend, that is the power of Singed. I pity the fool who does not see his light as I do.

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That sounds really fun, I might unlock him today.

I love to fuck with everyone, that's why I play a lot of Teemo.

Graves ofc

Not that guy but there really are few feels better than popping Singed ult and running around laughing hysterically while flinging the enemy team around and slowing everybody

When is this dogshit game going to die?
Asking for real.

you never have played teemo , to make all the people in both teams crazy

Actually, Teemo is my most played champion.

I dunno but soon as a better MOBA comes out lemme know.

Just played Neeko and Yasuo bot.
It worked really well.
Our lane opponents got aids-cancer.

Why isn't Taric mentioned, disappointed...

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at least you have that, and to say the true with riot infected by sjw, the game is begging for it's end

Can you give some examples of SJW crap in league?

I know a couple, but I'm curious what you think.

cuz he a faggot

He is a faggot-Chad daddy dom.

Just a reminder to all the plebs.

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Holy fuck,garen is a complete sissy compared to the Chad of Noxus.

Fuck,you're good at this user,gonna download that shit and play me some singed right fucking now.

More importantly who is the robottest of them all?

>Veigar
short statured wizard
>Twisted Fate
the fedora tipper
>Tahm Kench
the other fedora tipper
>Jhin
the an0nymoose-face edgelord
>Blitzcrank
a literal robot

What does League have that's pay to win?

Also, chaddest champs are Darius or Graves.
I'd fuck daddy graves.

Twisted fate gets a lot of pussy though.

pay to buy points to buy champs,

used to have pay to buy points to buy xp boost/ip boost also

Illaoi
>tfw no strong femdom gf

Amumu
>tfw no gf

Mundo
>1 month on NoFap

Gragas
>you irl

Taric
>sissy general 99999, tfw no daddy to pound my boipussy

Jinx
>tfw no skinny insane edgy cutter gf

Orianna
>tfw no fembot gf

Nidalee
>"you got imprisoned by an ancient tribe of warrior women wwyd" thread

Urgot
>why do women always pick Chad?

Sion
>dead like you are on the inside

Neeko
>tfw no real-life waifu to fulfill my bizzare fetishes

Ezreal
>the closest you'll ever get to having a gf

The next champion has been anonced:
youtu.be/L6tWvy3JvFI

Spoilers: he's a cancerous communist

now this is some potent cringe, and I though neeko was bad.

Nautilus
>get betrayed by normies that don't respect your autistic habit
>get raped by ghosts
>use powers to kill normies that don't have said same autistic habit

My main complaint is, why does he have to use the fucking chains as his weapon?

After being imprisoned for 15 years, he was like "yo dawg, these chainz are lit".

Seems to me like they've been trying too hard to be original, just for originality's sake, with all recent champions.

This new champion
>the beta uprising
>Chads and Stacies must pay

Tryndamere
>sword so big he has to drag it behind him

He has a big sword because his dick is small.

Garen is my main and will always be.
But i am still a robot :c.

Video games are the place where a virgin gets to be a Chad.

Don't worry about it, buddy.

r8 my champ pool

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Nasus is the most robot
Nigga literally hasn't talked to people for hundreds of years, so jaded, doesn't even care about his family anymore

28 years old here still play lol in between mastubation sessions

I was watching a stream while eating and saw an user named tfw no fembotgf playing fiddle support with press the attack in a Diamond I game. Which one of you was the madman?

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Literally Elliot Rodger

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I wonder if people still having fun playing this game, everything feels so unsatisfying, whenever you play it's literally a tryhard fest, "muh you stole my jungle camp now I lost exp and will take 5 minutes longer to reach 6" or "you don't have 137 cs at 12minutes such a noob" I feel like the competitive play squeezed all the fun of this game.

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honestly how do people even play games like league where you do nothing but click. all that clicking, it seems so stupid and makes the game feel boring.

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thats because the game is about small differences that snowball

Whenever I see a youtube video tutorial on how to leave low elo, they are literally:

>don't talk to anyone
>only play meta
>never, ever have fun

If you think about it, what difference makes having a diamond account when it literally doesn't add any value to your life? Most high-elo players look like more wageslaves at this point.

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Any opinions on this fast boi? My favorite champ back in S7, got a break for s8, now I'm returning to do my jungle cancur and stealth drakes in s9.

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high level ranked games aren't even fun either. once you leave low elo you start playing with people that start talking shit and complaining if you don't reset a camp properly or some shit

League isnt a fun game, thats been established a long ago. Its just addicting and it has its moments. For example u get ganked and 1v2 them, never fails to get the dopamine pumpin

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It's a competitive game.

It think they should add more crazy fun game modes and maps to fuck around.
This will be for fun-seekers.

Summoners rift is the competitive arena, not much place to fuck around anymore.
It is what it is.

The joy in that is the sense of accomplishment when you climb, the sense of self-improvement.

Guys, why do we come back to this genuinely bad game?
Like, what is even the appeal?
I'm trying to figure out what I like about it, but I can't point a finger at it.

Leave the board zubzub

Fuck yourself with oregano

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>used to main thresh and tryndamere
>stopped playing years ago
I miss this game

>/lolg/ in Jow Forums
why you stupid fucks?

I bet youre the type of user who has no problems with sissy faggotry, fembot, gf threads etc.

I recently returned after a 4 year break.
It's kind of fun, don't plan om staying too long.

What's stopping you from downloading and giving it a go?

>I bet youre the type of user who has no problems with sissy faggotry, fembot, gf threads etc.
i don't since i have them filtered. this thread shouldn't even be on here just like porn threads/r9gay/sissy/fembots/orbiters. fuck off. GO BACK

He literally is the best one

Then what is left of Jow Forums?
Some creative indirect "tfw no gf" threads?

You fuckface do realise this board has no theme, right?
If I want to discuss league with robots, you can go ahead and suck my dick.

Just leave the thread, hide it and have these threads filtered.
Done.

/vg is full of normie faggots, why would i want to discuss ANYTHING there? One glance at league gen and i want to throw up

this place is practically the same place as /lolg/
>Then what is left of Jow Forums?
>Some creative indirect "tfw no gf" threads?
>You fuckface do realise this board has no theme, right?
If I want to discuss league with robots, you can go ahead and suck my dick.
but you aren't a robot. you're a normalfag. to say
>what is left of Jow Forums
you're a failed normalfag that's new trying to fit in for whatever reason

Chadtrox

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Since this is Jow Forums and not /vg/ nobody will mind:

FUCK RIOTGAMES
FUCK THE CHINESE
FUCK NOT BEING ABLE TO PULL STACK OR USE MECHANICS THAT REQUIRE AN IQ OVER 70
FUCK LE EPIC KPOP WAIFUS
FUCK UNCREATIVE HERO DESIGN
FUCK PAY TO WIN
FUCK LEAGUE OF VIRGINS

Nah, he's an edgy virgin tryhard champ.

>this place is practically the same place as /lolg/
Oh fuck off, practically the same? What are you even trying to say anymore? Give me a list of what you think are good threads active right now

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Aatrox is literally for incels

And so is Kayn. I can't believe how gay that champion is.

Do you guys notice how every female champion is either straight up sexualised, or has a sexualised skin?

This is a part of their marketing.

Well thats a bit obvious isnt it.
And its fucking disgusting, i just cant bring myself to imagine these fucking subhumans drooling over some fucking sexualized pixels in a video game. I may be the biggest lonely loser out there but at least i take pride in the fact i will never stoop so low. Maybe im just superior, maybe theyre all born retards

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Hi Graves otp here

Do you think a game like this can become successful without waifufag baiting?

His playstyle is also very robot.
Just sit in toplane all by yourself and mindlessly stack your Q

>pta
>warrior, triforce into tank, maybe grab a steraks on the way there
>dick on people early game with tiger into e max
>take both scuttles since no one can fuck with you
>try your best to invade and fuck with the enemy jungler after getting a lvl advantage or just shit on people with your insane early damage on ganks, if they're a bit overextent and you have red nothing they can do
he's s-tier solo queue jungler atm
I don't know. I feel good about myself for being the 0.05% or whatever it is nowadays. Makes me feel like I might be able to do something with the 9 years I've wasted on this steaming hot pile of shit. People like watching onetricks.

FUCK THE NEW CLIENT
FUCK ALL THE UNRESOLVED BUGS ESPECIALLY ON MY BOY MASTER YI
FUCK THE NEW IP SYSTEM
ALSO FUCK KOREANS

>/lolg/
>Literally just waifufag spam and people crying for attention

>/chad9k/
>Literally just based

this, the two just dont compare
lolg shares more with reddit than with r9k

Sylas looks like alot of fun

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He is a bitter virgin.
Chad Garen fucked his girlfriend and now he's angry.

>another shirtless faggot
Sure, it sounds fun.

LMAO IT WAS ME, was watching youtube so it didnt change

Garen is too aggressive and angry to be Chad. You think Chad gets mad about shit when his life is so great? Garen is more of a Brad.

Now YORICK, there's a fucking Chad.

yes, i agree (im a garen main)

I don't think you understand what we're talking about here.

We are not talking about his lore character and how would that be reflected in the modern world.

It's more in his playstyle.
He spins and doesn't give a fuck.
He is faceroll, yet good.
He's a dude with a sword, not some edgy virgin faggot.

League chaddery can't be put in words, but I tried.
I hope you'll get it some day.

Dota?
Of course i realize that its a huge boost to their mostly underage playerbase, i just despise it. They could not do that and make a couple of millions less but of course who would consider something like that in this world. Speaking of kike greed, the game is actual dogshit since like season 3/4, everybody who has half a brain understands the reasons, the problem is that most of their playerbase is silver and below so they literally cant comprehend anything and will mostly eat up whatever the fuck riot throws at them. Also what really ticks me off is the sensitive faggotry in this game that makes no sense. What other big online game permabans you for mean words? Its literally retarded, curse filter is on by default, these people knowingly disable the curse filter and somehow they are so brittle and sensitive and surprised and offended by mean words. Not to mention the fucking mute button. Jesus fuck this "toxic waaaaaaa" faggotry actually fucking triggers the fuck out of me

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