/britfeel/

fuck it, im gonna draw zeus and poley shagging

Pretty sure my internet friend already has a bf.
Oh well, I'll just try to form a really good friendship. It'll last longer that way.

I've not hurt the bloke yet. It's constantly going through my mind what I'm going to do when I see him. Sometimes I wish it were like poor counties. You rob somebody over there you lose your fingers or head.
Trying my hardest to be rational and not get a criminal record but in think if I see him I'll lose it and break his jaw.

Oiup Moni, any particular thing I should say at the meetup to get a taste of them holes??

Yeah come on lad tell us. We are concerned for ya

So a chance to live out one of my biggest sex fantasies has been handed to me, but I'm not sure if I should go through with it. It's pretty fuckin depraved and chances are things won't be the same after it.
It's not cucking or anything like that but it's not something I'd ever share with anyone.

Yea or nay lads?

do it man. bet they'd appreciate that.
let's have a class project and see what creations we get

yea, youll only regret it more if you dont do it

what is the fetish then
cmon spit it out.

Fucking do it lad. Have never regretted getting to act on any of my fetishes

Lads, do you ever look through old photos or hear stories from your parents and get a pained feeling youre accomplishing less than them

If you refer to amer as Moni you're a sex offender apologist simple as

I subscribe to the "Poleslaw is a Britnormie character" fan theory.

share or get the fuck out tbqhlad

Like with a gf? Or a prostitute? If gf then fuck off normie

Assuming its legal, then yeha, i reckon you should go for it. You will only be left thinking what if if you don't go through with it.

but we have video of poley at the wrestling back in november

Poley has denied this in the past and just says he likes the name. He finds it all a big joke.

It's fucking a trap isn't it lad.

What we have is video of A Paki at the wrestling. Can't even really see who it is lid.

I dunno lads, don't you hear stories and read articles about people who get really turned on by something as a fantasy but then when they do it in real life it turns out awful and they feel like crap afterwards?
Think it might be one of those things best left as a fantasy.

>mfw Poley always dissapears at the first mention of Monica
Like clockwork

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fucking tell me what it is or I will firebomb your house.

>shitpost before bed
>go to woke with checking Jow Forums
>check thread watcher when I get home
>see (you)s from angry anons 16 hours ago
>smile knowing some were eagerly waiting a reply that never came

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Right so everyone who went to the London meet is just making it up yeah? And the picture of the paki hand there is just from a random paki who decided to show up?

Oh christ yeah, by the time my parents were my age they had a two year and had bought their albeit small one bedroom flat in a rough part of Glasgow. They were married and they had a car as well. I'm a late doomer hopefully.

>He finds it all a big joke
>his shower filming escapades are brought up on the radio
>CHANGE THE SUBJECT NOW OR IM LEAVING
Sure he does

here's my effort for the lads, wahey

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>parents say I should do some volunteer work so I can get experience
>also want me to pay board

it's not something like fucking a corpse is it?

Is that how gay lads have sex?

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Just calculated my BMI lads.
It's 30.6, apparently obese.
I don't fucking get it though, if I look down I can still see all of my dick, I don't even have that much of a belly.
I knew I was overweight but wtf?
I'm not even that muscled, well I have muscles but not enough for so much extra weight.
Help.

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so lads, which one is our lassie, monika, in this pic?

i don't know. it's a double ended dildo they're using so it is breddy gay

YOU THINK YOU HAVE BEEN TALKING TO A 11 YEAR OLD GIRL ONLINE, BUT ACTUALLY THE WHOLE TIME IT HAS BEEN ME, CRAIG, FROM NORF NONCE EXPOSURE AND IM EXPOSING UR ARSE

>didn't even shop their faces on
shit effort

Righto, you seem a quite knowledgeable about these things so I'll take your word for it

wow lad you're so aut istic

I believe it is the left.

>Magnifico, Katarina; it is as if you have depicted 'Erchules and Achilles!

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Well...they all post user soooooo

London Heathrow Airport grounding all flights until further notice

I WANT TO BUY ICE CREAM STOP JUDGING ME BITCH

That's a pic of Magda, get your lore right

i'll buy a pint of ben and jerrys in solidarity lad. We bulking boys

I KNOW WHAT I'M FAPPING TO LATER LADS WAHEYYYY!

why would i have their images saved?

Would have looked better without the space between the spoiler lod

Ordered myself a pizza hut lads, mummy gave me some of the puddings from Christmas as well, got a sticky toffee pudding, a chocolate melt and a pastel de nata so going to just have a fat fucking night of it on the couch waheyy

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I ALREADY POSTED THIS, IM THE OFFICIAL BRITFEEL BREAKING NEWS LAD, GET YOUR OWN THING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

For times when you attempt to make OC.

Back to the topic at hand lad, why did you try to steal her identity after stealing her dignity

Fucking adverts
>We're in a normal relationship just like everybody else!
>like everybody else
Single people don't exist lads! kek

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what do you think will happen?
equip themselves to deal with offending drones quickly
OR
ban all drones

23
friendless
virgin
manual labour job

Well you cunts we're one week into 2019, what do you make of it?

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Reply to this you shitskinned cunt

shit so far but not all of that is my fault desu

I think they should put a few incels in love island next season

Just checked mine, got 34

Think I need to start doing some exercise lads

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It was a Lee Anthony Hoyland type post which I first composed a few days ago not expecting this would happen

>Friendless
Make friends at work
>Virgin
Go out on the pull more
>manual labour job
Go to college

>tfw mummy is too lazy to make food so either ignores the dinner or shouts at everyone for "thinking about food all the time"
>no one bothers with breakfast or lunch anymore
>Could go to shop and get something but it makes me feel bad for some reason so i don't bother

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you say attempt like i haven't done it. nobody else has drawn that so by its very nature it is original content
i think you mean i need to tart up the OC i make, but why would i bother to put effort into it when it's for attention seeking shit stirrers?
when it warrants it you have to put the effort in, but this doesn't deserve to have time spent doing it. i put the amount of effort in that it deserved

I don't feel obese though, this BMI malark is confusing.

Some people are so rude. Why can't everyone just be nice
baka desu

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He wont lad. He refuses to acknowledge his sex pest ways because they conflate with the image he is trying create with Moni

To be fair you've made a solid argument there, I'll let you off

Got one half of a fucking double ended dildo in me lads

just kill me once i reach 35

roight lad, next is the Paki's half

*shits in middle of thread*
And?

And here I thought you were a tough norf, turns out you're just a faggot midlander.

How come lad, what happened to you?

How long does it take to get a decent beard lads? I've been shaving this shitty bumfluff off for years and it's progressing so incredibly slow.

Kek
Don't blame me lad, some user drew it!

And I'll take t'other

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>call up the NHS to ask how far up the waiting list I am for something
>get told they already sent a letter ages ago
>tell them it never arrived
>woman looks at my info
>fucking letter got sent to the wrong address

She corrected it and said ill have a new appointment soon but im still mad

I'd just start cooking for myself lad, if no-one else wants to cook them fuck them. Suggested week recipe for you
>eggs for breakfast (I like omelettes myself and I've been practicing how to do Japanese omelettes, can't remember how it's spelt but I think they're called takagoyaki or something)
>soup for lunch with some nice crusty bread
>curry and rice for dinner
That's generally what I eat, I make enough curry and soup to do a few days and sometimes I make two different types of soup so I don't get bored.

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I'm not going to do that user. Why do you want to die when you reach 35? I know life sucks at times but nothingness sucks even more. I hope you feel better soon user

>britfeel has degraded so much zeus is now unironically a central figure

absolute state.

Why do you have a dildo? Can you little willy not satisfy your women?

Help me Zeus, how do I lose weight other than fucking your GF n twinkboy host?

not him but nothingness doesn't suck, it's just nothing

reminds him of his dad

>how far up the waiting list I am for something
gender clinic?

He's a good lad and is part of a radio show that seems to be the topic of the threads whenever it's mentioned. Not that surprising.

The "absolute state" is the fact that tilde and crona were central figures once. That's embarrassing.

To be fair i only drew it with the tip in. You've put the rest in yourself desu

I'd rather have something than nothing desu

I went to /eirefeels/ to try and help them lads but I think there's about three of them itt and they're all having dinner