Another ideal gf thread

Use the template, you lazy bastards.

Origin Aldo Posterino

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l just want someone like this, but it wont happen

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make this one for me user im tired

>tfw no cute and powerful monkey gf

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you don't deserve it because you haven't done anything worth committing to

make something of yourself or perish, elliot

I need her in my life, lads.

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I just want a girl who likes pokemon and manga
ideal would be a tabletop nerd and blonde, but that's less important

I made one after putting it off for about half a year
The coloring is shitty because I used the MS Paint bucket tool

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Ehhh the empty space at the top looks weird, maybe I should put some more stuff in there

Yeah, she's kinda lacking desu.

:(
Also, I realized why I didn't put anything in the top. The picture was too big and Paint was scrolled down.

Made an updated GF

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Ideal gf bump.

cringe.

originalIy.

ORginal GANGSTA

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deltethis right fuckingb now

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please user this is too much fuck

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These threads are so fucking cringe
Everybody just fucking kys

The template is the pic thethe OP you retarded cunt

Let us have fun user

This one made me feel all warm and cuddly inside.

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I WABT TO FUCKING DIE AHHHHHHHHAHA

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>6'2
>I want to be choked
>I don't mind if you call me mommy
HNNNNNG

Someone make a BPD girlfriend one plz

Already have something like that.

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>unironically wanting a BPD girl
She'd cause you to kill yourself.

Obligatory gf we all want in the end

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Someone post shadow spawn gf, the true ideal

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Where the fuck is my werewolf girlfriend, I want a big fluffy doggo who I can trust to be loyal to me and protect me from niggers, but is also a beautiful, kind woman who I can rely on

If she didn't kill herself because of you first

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Haven't found her yet. send help

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I prefer to call her eldritch perfection

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You make not like it but this is what peak gf looks like

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raise your hand to heaven

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God-tier taste right here boys

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>stay hydrated
It's nice she really cares

I never knew cosmic horrors could be so qt.

But OP you already posted her...

You know that this one just turns on you and ghosts you randomly right?

She's happy because I'm happy.

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I have some that I have difficulty choosing between.

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You may begin to notice patterns.

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Cute, too bad actual Romanian girls are complete whores nowadays.

Perhaps I believe that what is good for the meat is good for the soul.

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Perhaps we desire to be desired, as we're so used to affection being one sided.

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Is it painful? Does it hurt?

>pussy juice covered body pillow

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I present to you the Fusion GF

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So many of these are just user projecting onto the template

Leave normalfaggot.
>being this lazy
Ask me how I know you're on cellphones?

>implying you came here to be happy

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Keep posting it and see if it gets a wholesome meme deleted faggot.

It won't.

>fall asleep in voice chat

HECK I miss this on Skype, you could usually find a girl on /soc/ for this after a week or so of chatting.
But they would eventually get a bf IRL and ghost me.

Where can I go for nice chats and cam sleeps with girls?

This is what ASMR is made for

>ghost me.
Why do they always do this instead of just telling you what the problem is and cutting contact mutually?

Its not as personal though and makes me cringe for some reason.

Idk man, I guess they find someone more interesting or real life shit happens.

There was one girl I accidentally ghosted(i got sick) and I feel bad about it, we met in a skype group full of shitty people. I hope she didn't go back. She was never online again.

>Idk man, I guess they find someone more interesting or real life shit happens.
And they can't just say that? They always do the stupid pattern where they first stop responding when they're online, and then remove you when you give up trying to talk to them. Is it because they want to convince themselves that they left because you gave up?

Dated her, she left me 2 weeks ago

No matter what you do your attention will never be enough for her, shell always want more than you can give

amazing actually me

No longer in their field of view/interested.

This is probably a shitty way to explain how i understand it...

Like when you buy a new game and don't even bother uninstalling the old one you probably won't play again. Even though you enjoyed the shit out of it for a solid week or so.... you just forget about it and see the shortcut every so often.

That sounds abhorrent and borderline if not outright sociopathic, we're talking about people here.

of that which we do not know, thereof we must not speak

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But the fact that you're behind the screen makes you seem just the same as a video game.

Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was twice as sloshed as Schlegel.

>tfw no ideal boipussy gf

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Sorry friend, it's just how I see it. Like I said I'm not the one that does it...
No one owes anyone anything on the internet...

Can you help me understand better?

Any girl I can bring myself to love

This is my first time making one of these. Be gentle, everybody.

Bananaramaspaghettitime

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fuck, i want to make a gf image but i can't decide on 5 Years by Davis Bowie, or American Pie by Don McLean. digit on my post 0..4 is bowie 5..9 is mclean

>talk to someone for years and be the best possible person for them
>3-4 years in they start randomly treating you like shit and completely ignoring your messages even though they've read them
>you're not owed anything you virgin incel loser

I hope this is what you guys truly want

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Riiiight, sounds utterly believable.
let me guess
>not xx female
>has bf
>isn't looking

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Pretty much, yeah. I mean, I don't really care why she loves me or if she loves me at all, I just want her to be there for me and not ghost me or cheat on me.

>tfw no projection gf

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I mean technically he's right. It just seems like a cruel kind of world to build, doesn't it? One that would be worth some effort to avoid?

AAHH NOOO

No, some of us HEARD that before.
Give me one who lives it, not claims it.

>I mean technically he's right.
Yeah, and technically someone can just take his fist and punch you until your facial bones are crushed entirely and you're lobotomized by your own nose entering your brain.

People don't do that in civilized society though, so all these "not owed anything" excuses are just stupid bullshit that amoral/psychopathic abusers spout to justify themselves being selfish pricks.

Was inspired to create this based on a half memory of a classic thread on /b/ where people drew their ideal girlfriends. I realized halfway down that most people were drawing idealized female versions of themselves.

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My experiences of ghosting are only from maybe a couple months chatting etc max.

A couple years is different, there is significant time investment.

I'm guessing someone/thing more important came into their life and maybe they thought it best to cut ties.

I'm sorry it happened to you and you can't find closure.

There are usually repercussions for abuse like that, unlike ghosting.

>120-125 IQ
>really smart
lol

I might have set my standards too high

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Dude, she is mine.
Step back.

sure user, she's all yours
I had a feeling she was just poking fun at me anyways

It's too bad, really.

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>maybe they thought it best to cut ties.
I would be fine with this if they just told me why and then went away, but why do this
>randomly treating you like shit and completely ignoring your messages even though they've read them

>alot
She's retarded. I'm sorry.

Oof, this got me right in the feelarinos.

Idk pal, best just to forget her I think.

I totally get where you're coming from brochamp. You want to hear how the story ended. You want to know what you did wrong. You want some constructive feedback, for the future. You want that nod of respect to indicate that you're a decent human being, worthy of decent treatment. That's natural. It's not at all what you'd get from her. More than likely the bit of sociopathy you received was just the tip of the iceberg. In all cases, she handles it poorly because she is incompetent. She dodges and plays games to hide her decision-making process from herself, because the truth is too awful to look at. Whatever advice she'd give you, you'd be a fool to follow it. And really, how could those without respect give it to others?

You're frustrated, it's natural, and it won't go away just because of my post. Hell, maybe it shouldn't. Maybe you should stay pissed, maybe that's the proper response. I don't know, I can't anymore. I'm too...jaded.

Yeah actually, I wrote this whole thing out and realized only at the end that you're right and I'm wrong. Hm. Going to hit Post anyway. Keep on, broseidon.

She would be sweet, needy, feminine, and a stripper.