/britfeel/

arse
arsehole
shitpipe
shove yer yankisms up yer ARSE, edition

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LADS

I matched with a qt Asian on Tinder named Si Yu, I think her name is ripe for a pun opener but I am not funny or creative so what is a good pun I should say to her using her name?

12 inch cock for my pig's arse

smol isn't actually that bad lol

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Anyone in London who wants a blowjob from a fat girl:

literaltimer#9701

i can si yu slobbering on muh cock

"i Si Yu have a proper chinky name, lass"

My allies

Inner Circle
>Shippy
>Kat
>Saphy
>Devon
>Crona
>Cola

Outer Circle
>DManon
>Shutin
>Irish paki user
>BritNormie
>Tilde

Will I be lucky enough to Si Yu this weekend?

>I Si Yu are a tinder slut.

Si Yu at my place ;) (race traitor bastard)

god I hope they show at the midlands meet holy fug

Some 15 year old mong beat and killed his cat meanwhile I, a grown man, went back downstairs to stroke my dog because I didn't realise he got me a toy when I got a drink and was holding it in his mouth watching me as I went back upstairs

you back. do you still want the kebab for your troubles?

imagining a /pakifeel/ thread

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>Inner Circle
>>Shippy
lol'd an almighty LOL I must say

Your getting paranoid

Andrew has been moved to the outer circle

On behalf of /britfeel/, I would like to wish Poley very good luck for his job interview tomorrow.

Love the radio, heres one for you lads

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Lee Anthony Hoyland disabling HDR10 because it's overrated.

if only you knew what tilde says about you in private lol

he think you're a joke

About 3 years ago, there was a poster who got mad at pakis posting here so created a /pakifeel/ thread and told pakis to go there

>Andrew is out
I'm sure he's devastated

Now I've seen places and faces
And things you ain't never thought about thinkin'
If you ain't peeped then you must be drinkin' and smokin'
Pretending that you're loc'in but you're broken, let me get you open
Now little Timmy got his diploma and little Jimmy got life
And Tamika 'round the corner just took her first hit off the pipe
The other homie shot the other homie and ran off with his money
And when the other homies heard about it they thought that it was funny
But who's the dummy, 'cause, now you done lost the hustler
A down-ass brother done been replaced by a buster
And though I got love for ya, I know I can't trust ya
'Cause my crew is rollin' Hummers and your crew is rollin' dusters
And just because of that you act like you don't like the brother no more
I guess that's just the way it goes
I ain't tryin' to preach, I believe I can reach
But your mind ain't prepared, I'll si yu when you get there
i si yu when yu get there
si yu when yu get there
will yu ever get there

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On the surface BritNormie is just a normal functioning guy. He has social skills, friends, a girlfriend, a job (a successful career at that). He interacts with important business clients frequently and has a disproportionate influence on the world. He has tons of people in his social network and is an all round respected individual.

But a general on the Jow Forums board of Jow Forums has a complete stranglehold over his life. He entire life revolves around Amer Hussein of Rochdale. It's an obsession that started in 2015 and is as strong as ever in 2019. BritNormie is drifting further and further away from reality and is losing the plot. I'd wager he has missed at least one conference call due to being unable to tear himself away from poleaboos antics in a thread one day

Thanks, hyped for it

Tilde has said some supportive stuff, that's why she's not completely out in the cold

see

Can twinks be heterosexual? Will it be attractive to women?

pls check ur emails lassie

Poley are you going to any of the meets

>Poley are you going to any of the meets
all of them

Thanks lads, will actually use that Si Yu this weekend one when I try to arrange a meet up. I liked the slobbering on cock one too, if the conversation goes to shit I'll throw that one in.

>lassie
>

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six

Is it safe to have eggs raw in England?

Not gay, but... yeah ..

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lord above, i feel the need to pump my nut in that

Mayuri is by your side too, queen of /britfeel/

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>tfw zoomer

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This thread is absolute shit these days, might finally have an excuse to leave now.

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>not gay
and i'm not a balding sperg

"For me, the BEST way to spend a day is with these beautiful beasts!"

For me, the BEST way to spend the time between 6.30PM and 7.00PM is watching /our girl/ read the news AND do the weather

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It's all true Snippy. My life is a battle to stop business contacts learning about my Amer Hussain obsession.

Well this is definitely the way to go about it.

He lives in the US you dumb fuck

Not had my hair cut and it's an absolute mess. Nobody is going to take pictures at the Midlands meet r..right?

just had a massive type 1 followed by many smaller ones. arse is itchy now, think it ripped me bum a little

youtu.be/C43AZHN4ERA

HAHAHA holy fucking KEK.

>Be nonce apologist who HATES Nonce hunters
>Starts spamming their pages, threatening to kill the nonce hunter's child and rape it
>But the Nonce Hunter is a wily beast and can sniff out a disgusting nonce apologist from hundreds of miles away.
>The brave Nonce hunter moves in on the troll that has been plaguing them for months
>"We've got the chat logs ya sick 'orrible dirteh bastid"
>"OHH NOOO HE'S FOUND ME HE'S FOUND MEEE
>*Horrified wailing*

Which one of you was this? Sounds like it was one of the mongs harping on about "we shud troll da nonce hunters durrr"
Not so smart now, are you?

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It's bizarre how Ian Huntley is almost halfway through his sentence before being eligible for parole, out in 2042.

Gareth Gates

Was he the one who posted that picture of the 'PAKIS OUT' graffiti at the start of every thread?

I think I know how you feel

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Smol and HC are both under 18
They're also the only trannies who pass

Coincidence?

Cola wasn't enough for you eh?

It's hilarious but they turn up to somebodies house from England of course she's gonna shit herself

How did they find their house?

Possibly, he definitely posted "the only good paki, is a dead paki" alongside a gore pic of a paki early in threads

gonna hack the gibson lads
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No pictures allowed but I'm getting my hair cut this week. Need to look presentable for my /britfeel/ friends

>HC
>pass
you haven't seen his mustache then

smol is over 18