Just created a tinder account and I'm already sick of the girls I'm seeing. Everyone's so unappealing. Basic bitches...

Means OP is a faggot as usual

Honestly I didn't consider myself unattractive before tinder I even got some nice pics and I only get matched with real uglies it's rough

One VERY important thing to remember about Tinder- it's not a "fair" app by any means. There are many hidden algorithms that choose who, where and when other people will see in their feed. The app rewards you for some things and punishes you for others and it's not always clear why. Obviously, if you pay for Plus or Gold you are going to be more visible for a while so you will get matches and have the incentive to continue using the app, but once you cancel the subscription you'll notice the matches suddenly pummeling in rate and quality. Also, swiping right on everyone is always a bad idea and a sure way to get no matches or just very ugly ones.

>you're gay if you don't like basic bitches, thot, ugly chicks or fat chicks

Fuck off, bootyblasted thots. r9k likes pure women

>pure women
>tinder
hahahaHAHAHA OHHhhnonono

>Also, swiping right on everyone is always a bad idea
This. I'm picking as shit. I've only swiped right on 5 people

Tinder is for Chad's OP while Grindr is for robots a hole is a hole

all the dog shit is so fucking lame
>"only using you to get to your dog"
>"if you have a dog we'll get along fine"
>"your dog will love me more than it loves you"
>"if my dog doesn't like you neither will i"
shut the FUCK up my goodness

>got one match that wasn't to my liking
>have 3 super likes
what are those?

>get matches
>Look at the description
>I like pizza hiking and dogs lol :))))
>Literally nothing to say
>Repeat 100000000 times
Just get on FetLife or pay for an escort

Super likes send a notification and big message to the person's phone, gets more attention than the normal 'you have a match'

>looking for soulmates on tinder
What do you guys even expect? Please stop these threads.

wat

original comment coming through

Yeah. They're weird
>tfw you accidently super like a fatty

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no, i genuinely didn't understand
who gets the notifications, notifications about what?
it says that 3 people liked me and nothing else, no notifications, no chats, no nothing

So you have tinder gold then?
A super like gives them a notification that they've been liked

what do you guys put in your bio?
something funny, something about yourself or something completely different?
also what kind of pictures do you use?
>tfw it took me 40 minutes to take just one decent picture from a not weird angle

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i'm f2p
i just have a "3 likes" notification in the message tab

Tinder is a funny way of saying Grindr boipussy is yummy not a nasty roastie

Tinder makes me so depressed, it's like a copy and paste of the same annoying personality template over and over.

>Like partying and drinking
>Works at retail job
>Loves guys with beards and tattoos
>My dog is my best friend/I'll like you a lot more if you have a dog

Like fuck, are these even real people or just NPC's?

Just saying people have liked you then. Just keep swiping and maybe you'll match

>let's go adventuring

>some mention of netflix

Is tinder gold worth it? I have likes and the curiosity is getting to me, but I must resist, it's probably a fatty anyways

If you have 10+ likes then get it. Orherwise no

Look at me! Look at me holding my drink all classy in this nice looking room with my big boobies! I'm way too good for you!

>every single fucking one

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It's alright. Only get it for one month which is a fraction of a dollar

Look at me at this racecourse in my graduation uniform! I'm far too smart, intellectual and classy for you!

>every girl ever

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I've legit shagged her. lol

A few moments ago, I matched with my one like... a fat black girl (4/10).

Her head was tiny compared to her body; that is how fat she was.

And guess what.

She unmatched me.

I'm not gonna make it guys, the standards these girls have and the competition is too fucking high.

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So it would be a good idea to buy gold for one month and swipe on everybody in your area right?

yeah alright m8
lolo

They all put this shit about adventuring and yet spend every weekend in the same shitty club getting drunk and being a whore

I was you once.

I had three likes and I couldn't find them by swiping, so I broke and got Gold.

Turns out all three were some empty profiles 7000km+ from me (which is why I never could find them).

In my paranoia, I am pretty sure they are fake profiles Tinder uses to bait betas into paying for Gold.

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Why would you match with her? wtf

Cunts like this think they're better then everyone but are probably on Tinder because they have such a disgusting personality that every guy they know just uses them for a quick fuck

>dog mom
>tacos
>The Office
>craft beer
>going on adventures
>netflix
>5 tatoos and counting
>sarcastic

kill me

I legitimately despise any woman who would choose dogs over having actual children.

Nigger please.

Because she looked like the pixelated Like I had.

Think I've seen her before

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Probably because she's the most generic looking bitch possible

That's ironic because you'd probably be a horrible father. What are you going to do with your children, shitpost on Jow Forums?

I do other things with my life other than post on here, fella. I don't think the same can be said for you though

Don't forget

>420 friendly hmu so we can smoke
>desperate ham planet uggos
>single mothers
>whores advertising their snapchat profiles
>bitches so vapid they consider enjoying watching the office to be a personality trait.
>let's vibe
>art hoes hiding their complete lack of personality by ridiculous glasses and obscene hair
>endless pictures of girls with dude bro Chad's at concerts and music festivals.

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How is this even a response to his post? Why did you get triggered and spout this nonsense?

Nice double post faggot. Stop being so sensitive on fucking Jow Forums.

That's where you're wrong, bucko. I'm more curious on why you're so sensitive about this. You're the one raging.

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>Everyone's so unappealing. Basic bitches, thots, ugly chicks, fat chicks

What if I told you that you wouldn't even match with those girls either, because they only swipe right on Chads?

So I just made an account yesterday for the hell of it, I have 4 matches so far I feel like a total chad but I haven't talked to any of them. Am I supposed to initiate conversation? Why can't the girl talk first, she supposedly like me too.

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>travel is lifeeeee
>I like watching netflix and dogs omg I love dogs
>buy me sushi
>must be 6" and taller

No one will message you back anyway.
Tinder is a bottomless pit and you're only throwing what little hope you have left into it.

Oh but as to your question, being female on tinder means getting a match EVERY time you swipe right. They don't have to impress anyone. They don't even have to try, ever.

Yeah I guess its inevitable. I did start talking with one girl but the conversation is so stale and I'm so bad at talking. Its basically an interview. I feel like the Chad thing is to just not give a fuck and say shit like lets fuck nice tits but I also feel like anything I would say is just pajeet tier bitch lasagna