I'M GONNA DO IT

You're at uni and you haven't made a friend? That's literally the easiest place to make them, go to a fucking society or group. I promise, I know you don't want to but just join a tabletop group, there will definitely be more autistic people than you and you can laugh at them with the other less autistic people.
That's what I did

I'm too autistic to make normie friends but not autistic enough to want to hang around genuine autists

YOU CAN DO IT! TRY YOUR BEST FRIEND I BELIEVE IN YOU!!

>People just pretend to be nice to one another to save face and make things run along easier

But this is the definition of "friend", though. Not "guy who would give me a kidney".

It's very nice and helpful and pleasant to assemble a squad of people who are pretending to be nice to you to make things run along easier.

>I'm too autistic to make normie friends but not autistic enough to want to hang around genuine autists

>Too ugly for normie friends
>Too dumb for chess friends
>Too uptight and emotionally and imaginatively repressed for D&D friends

Sorry to hear about that, dude.

Though you've probably said the same thing before, I trust completely that you're able to complete that achievement.
People prefer those who are in a similar situation. Friendships spring from being able to rely on each other when the going gets tough, which begs the question: why aren't the blackpilled making friends with each other?
Getting help from those you trust is the greatest experience in the world, it's enlightening to someone living in an asocial shell for years. Those who are given hope can also pass their hope along, and that is how you combat despair.

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Failed normies and cyborgs, they exist to an extent. Once you find like-minded people, it'll be like you just struck gold. Don't give up hope.

LMAO no you won't. I've said this every semester and I'm set to graduate this year still with zero friends made. Stop deluding yourself, it's unhealthy.

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DnD and other tabletop RPGs aren't for "actual autists", they're for failed normalfags and slightly awkward normies. Go join a game, they're fun to play and there's at least 2 cute girls in ever group so maybe one will suck your dick.

>I've said this
You're not the OP though. Character-wise you two could and probably will be very different. Telling someone they can't accomplish anything will guarantee that they can't accomplish anything, at least have a bit of hope.

Alright, let me rephrase: I've said this, countless other people on this very board have said the same thing. Practically all of them have ended up the same way. I can guaran-fucking-tee OP won't have any friends by the time this semester ends. No one from here will unless you're a normie/redditor which OP doesn't appear to be. Having hope in this is only setting up for disappointment, if you set your expectation that you won't make friends you won't let yourself down when that inevitably happens.

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The thread I meant to reply to got buried, so I'll post in this one instead:
I'm going to ask out the girl I'm crushing on before the start of the semester.

fuck off this isn't about your dumb crush normie go away

I mean, making friends isn't too difficult, just join a club or something

She'll turn you down in front of the whole cafeteria. You'll be joke of the school.

>you set your expectation that you won't make friends you won't let yourself down when that inevitably happens.
I used to have your mindset, but when I haven't accomplished anything I realised that I needed to make an effort on my part. I was a fool to listen to people like you, who told me that I can't make it, who went out of their way to belittle everyone as possible, when the trap psyops and the censored porn flooded this board, I had realised just how pathetic I had become. It was at this point when I realised that the blackpills and the psyops are on difference sides of the same coin. Self-improvement was my only way out, no matter how many failures I had to experience. That being said, I would choose to suffer from the despair of failure a thousand times over losing all hope completely.

The people you are likely to find in your average Uni hobby and interest group will be, on average, /tumblr/ and /reddit/. If you are lucky, then you might find a furry, brony, or someone in an equally cancerous fandom.
These people are your friends, as they are the only people who will know enough about your autistic interests to comment/converse/argue about them, up to and including everything about this place.
Speaking from experience here

>That being said, I would choose to suffer from the despair of failure a thousand times over losing all hope completely
It's not something you choose, everyone has a breaking point when they realize they can't keep trying. I'm not belittling OP though, I'm simply looking at things from a realistic perspective. If OP proves me wrong good on him but I know he won't.

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Be careful with what you wish for, you might get it and regret it afterwards.
>Some years ago I was on the same predicament as you. No friends.
>Decided that this semester I gonna make friends.
>I actually did it. It was a stroke of luck I admit, or maybe they felt pity of me for being alone in a corner.
>I kinda regret it now as I feel that I wasted time for the sake of them.