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Imagine being a janitor and allowing blacked, gay hookups, drugs, homosex roleplay, and censored porn yet seething at escorts edition.
Stop making generals of this pathetic topic. Real robots will rather die with dignity than pay for loveless, unemotional fuck.
>inb4 thread is up for 5 days again because op won't let it die
everyone can tell you are either a roastie s e e t h i n g at the fact that robots don't care about you or a fucking homosexual subhuman who posts on the gay general.
this thread doesn't brake any rules and there is no reason for it to be deleted, go have a meltdown somewhere else
>past threads reached over 500 replies
>more than 60 different IPs
seething
>>more than 60 different IPs
Pathetic.
Anyone who buys services of a whore is a normie and is automatically disqualified from being a robot or a genuine user of this website.
Go back to body building forum with your hooker stories. This thread won't be as successful.
>go to escort
>don't like it
>barely any lust
>wondering why I was so desperate for women
>stopped having erection
worth it I guess??
>"ARGH stop having sex with women!"
>SAGE SAGE SAGE!
lol Just go back to your sissy general or to r9gay, these threads are here to stay no matter how hard you seethe.
was she really such a bad laid? this is why you should get a decent escort user
Do you need to bring condoms or they have them?
>4 unique posters
Entering the state of Denial. Population: (You)
Also, sage
They have them most of the time. I'd bring one just in case.
Usasexguide is a good starting point for escorts.
some escorts do bring their own, but if you plan on nutting several times it is better for you to have a couple extra with you
make sure that she charges by the hour tho, some of them will try to rip you off by endind the date once you cum
I had sex last night with a thicc black Negress escort.
It was great. Her succing ability (almost) took my soul away.
I didn't blow a load but that's my fault because of years of porn/fapping. But I never lost my erection so that was good.
Any stories about going to meet an escort at their place and getting robbed or some shit? Should you be worried?
yes, it does happen, if it's your first you should go to a brothel or to a love hotel, if you hire one from twitter you can see if she has customer reviews
this is why i am trying noporn and nofap before seeing an escort
i don't want to go soft with a condom on
Has anyone ever been robbed?
What was your worst experience and I dont mean "I fucked her but didnt nut/couldn't keep it up"
>muh dignity
lol what a faggot id rather fuck
Don't even try to debate the sperg, it is always the same one debil who spouts same crap every single time.
More like never ever bring one to your place.
The risks of getting an STDs and getting robbed is bad enough,
Nobody needs to risk losing all the shit in their house as well.
Why the fuck would you get an escort when you can just get a doll? Escorts can give you STDs or spermjack you. Sex dolls can't.
Yeah I posted about this in the other thread (before it got deleted). I brought an escort back to my apartment once and she stole pretty much everything of value that was in the bathroom when she went in there alone after sex to clean up.
I think they're into findom, I tried recommending they use fake money (super easy, google it) last thread and they got mad at me lol.
>she stole pretty much everything of value that was in the bathroom when she went in there alone after sex to clean up
lol, holy fuck. you know things are bad when bitches are stealing toiletry to make ends meet.
Maybe because some escorts are better and you'd want to be regulars with some,so you dont want to screw them over.
Same was explained before too. Maybe user is a bit slower and tries to project his own fetishes.
I want to lose my virginity, and I'm already sure I can't get a woman trough normal means. I already have a selection and a few stored numbers, since in my country prostitution is legal you can just go on the internet and see escorts catalogues on the internet, with phones, pictures, and resumes.
What I'm wondering is, if I should tell her that I am a virgin or not. Would it be better, would it be worse? Also, I'm also a kissless virgin, so I wanted to lose it as well. Is it OK to kiss a hooker?
>tell her
To a good escort? Most definitely yes. She will make it nice, be gentle and take initiative. Communication is everything here, so just ask her in advance if she is alright with it.
>kissing
Quite regular thing, she should even advertise it. But again, ask in advance. With this and being a virgin, you are not asking anything uncommon or strange.
Also final tip regarding communication - it's safe to say that all escorts prefer direct, efficient, no-bullshit, honest way of talking. Be asertive, not too formal, friendly and try to chill user.
so what valuables do you keep in a bathroom? especially ones that she can shove in her purse and walk out with?
>Nutted in my favorite girl today
>Usual price of 100
>Have to do it in the closet while her mom sleeps
Its cool tho, met her on pof and basically got her to agree to our arrangement
Where can i get girls like this?
I meant girls like this!
I'm worried if I hired am escort I wouldn't be able to form an erection. Do you have any advice
Anyone has experience with using sex toys with an escort?
>bringing an escort to your apartment
brainlet
viagra, practice with a condom and try no fap