Man I really wish I had a girlfriend

Man I really wish I had a girlfriend

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Any gf of mine would have to be the exact right level of fucked up. Nobody good would be interested in me. It used to be a little fun fantasising about having a gf but as time goes on what little hope there was is all but gone.

Fuck this gay earth.

wish granted, she died. you could have saved her.

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No matter how hot a girl is, there's a guy somewhere who is sick of her bullshit.

he's called her father

>be a 23 year old kissless virgin
>meet a French girl on interpals in Feb 2017
>text back and forth for the next year and a half
>flirting, sexting, sending nudes (my first experience of any kind)
>she moves to the UK for a teaching job a few months ago 40 mins away from me
>pluck up the courage to go see her
>got her some roses
>she was shaking when we first met
>took her out for drinks that night, I would make fun of her French accent but I could listen to that accent all day
>she is everything I yearn for
>back at hers that night
>snogging and groping (my first ever)
>bare in mind she has no idea that she's my first, she has in her head that I'm some kind of player and that I must 'fight off women' yet she is literally the only girl to ever pay attention to me
>go meet her the week after
>take her out for dinner and drinks
>pay for everything like billy beta bucks
>back at her place
>time to fuck
>my dick doesn't work
>spend the next 15 mins trying to get it work
>so fucking nervous it doesn't work
>she friendzones me the next day
>I cried whilst driving to and from work for the next week

That all happened in October. I haven't spoken to her since apart from wishing her a merry christmas and saying that I miss her. She wished me merry christmas back out of politeness and that was that. I regularly think about her - I had a dream about her last night. I just want her back, but I know after that whole fiasco I could never salvage any kind of relationship.

Fuck women desu

About to turn 27 and still no luck. Women avoid me like the plague and I know it's my looks. But I cannot change my appearance. I try to cope best I can, but I know I will become a Wizard.

>be me
>had gf
>fucking her
>it's not enjoyable
>she stops and asks if I'm even hard
>I don't really get hard anymore probably from years of fapping
>she asks if I'm gay
>blurt out yes
>never see her again

No you need a sissyboi or trap or twink you should go on Grindr and try to fuck some boipussy

What a horrible curse we have been afflicted with, we want girlfriend but know how awful they are.

Even your most qt virgin waifu has inside her a latent stacy.

Stay strong, brothers. Let's pray for useful sex bots soon.

you must have killed her self esteem lad

I know how you feel m8, literally every time i've needed to use my dick, it doesn't fucking work
You know (((who))) is responsible for this, right user?

Maybe you are gay
Does porn really do this to you?
When I lost mine we went like a dozen times. Honestly, we spent all day in the hotel and ended up missing dinner. When we were out and about the next few days I was hard all the time, kissing her in alleys and groping her whenever I could pretty much. We saw a movie and I dont even remember what it was.
It was fantastic, the best time of my life easily, and I miss her terribly but it was an ldr and there were a lot of problems. She was a Jow Forums bpd girl and all of that. I dont watch porn though, softcore sometimes.

>I don't watch porn though
Well there's your answer mate. I'm a chronic fapper and I also have a four inch dick. As you can imagine, that's not a great combination when you're trying to make a first (sexual) impression on a girl. The small dick is a real problem, but it doesn't look too embarrassing if I'm fully erect, but thanks to my porn addiction and desensitisation, I'm usually flaccid when I get it out in front of a girl. The embarrassment also adds to the difficulty of getting a boner.
Maybe I should just kms, idk

Idk maybe just finger her or something like maybe fingering her while fapping would get it up.

>fuck women desu
What did she do wrong? It sounds like you got some bad performance anxiety and psyched yourself out

100% your fault. She did nothing wrong

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>>my dick doesn't work
>spend the next 15 mins trying to get it work
>so fucking nervous it doesn't work
My worst fucking fear is that this is going to happen to me when I finally get the shot to lose my virginity

Happened to me, brother

>what did she do wrong?

After a year and a half of flirting and texting I would expect a bit of sympathy and understanding but she friendzoned me literally the day after

All I can say is quit the porn and don't wank so much

Same man
I wonder if I'd be able to get one if I actually went out and tried

How old are you user? Other than having a 6 inch cock, I am having this problem too and unlike any time before, it has truly decimated my ego. Luckily the girl I was with was understanding and we did other stuff, but I felt like no girl would stay with a guy with this problem. I can still get hard with porn, but the sensitivity of my penis varies from feeling barely anything and weak ass orgasms (like taking a piss), to times where it feels so damn good my mouth waters up and my eyes tear up from powerful sensations and my orgasms causes my pelvis to jerk up and down uncontrollably with sensations running through my legs and abdomen and temporary lost of vision. Wtf is going on?

I'm 20, but I learned to fap really early, before I hit puberty. I knew how to make myself cum before I could even ejaculate, which I suspect caused my lack of development.
That being said, my sex drive is actually low compared to most people, I call myself a chronic fapper, but I would typically only fap once a day maximum (I consider that chronic because my sex drive is naturally low, so once a day is a lot for me). Been on my current nofap streak for about 5 days in preparation for going back to uni so fingers crossed I can actually perform when the time comes.
As for my personal experience with impotence at the critical moment, it happened to me quite recently, and the girl was actually embarrassed herself because she thought I didn't find her attractive (I didn't, she's not very attractive), and she was ridiculously into me, so much that it was too much and I had to basically end it with her.
I totally feel you with regards to the varying experiences when you fap though.

How old are you btw?

>I would expect a bit of sympathy
Or she just thought you didnt find her attractive enough to sleep with

Why is everything the girls fault

Because bitches left the kitchen - simple as that really.

I'm 27, it's like something in my brain just switched off all of a sudden. That happened, and then the problem is compounded with her thinking it's a problem with her. For a while after, I couldn't even get it back up with masturbation because all I could think about is how fucked my life will be now because I felt like if this happened once, it is bound to happen again, and I my be permanently impotent. I still came with a semi erect cock, sometimes completel flaccid. I still feel emasculated, I never contemplated suicide as I have done lately. I am planning to see a urologist but I doubt I will find help there. Today it would be two days which is the longest streak I had since 13.

>because bitches left the kitchen
Dont cut yourself on that edge user

I think definitely stopping the fapping would help. If it's true that you've fapped basically every day of your life then your body is definitely accustomed to masturbating as a substitute for sex.
I think in order to completely reset your reproductive system you have to go a very long time without fapping though (like 1-2 months).
I wish you the very best of luck though anyway.

>Consider yourself lucky you don't have a 4 inch dick as well