>Jow Forums forms a ragtag party and goes on a grand adventure over fantasy lands
What's the quest?
Jow Forums forms a ragtag party and goes on a grand adventure over fantasy lands
Owen Torres
Christian Walker
Quest: To find a QT virgin gf.
Anthony Hall
Slaying a ton of pussy while digging through caves for lost treasure
Dominic Sanders
To deport every neurotypical on the face of the earth
Dominic Lopez
To fuck some cutie boipucci make traps and pound them cream them uwu
Cooper Lopez
to become real human beans. unironically
Julian Wood
Why did they lynch that dragon?
Did it whistle at a white woman or something?
You're supposed to play Clash of Clans, not Clash of KLANS.
Parker Nguyen
That dragon dindu nuffin
Dylan Turner
56% goblina slayer
Thomas Allen
>femoids in the party
nope
no traps either.
Aiden King
>poof
BEHOLD, ADVENTURERS! I AM THE GRAND WIZARD OF THE NATION OF INCEL. I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUEST FOR THEE.
You are to to track down and defeat three knights, Sir Brad, Sir Tyrone, and Sir Thad. They are instruments of oppression and fear for the evil king Chad. He has used his evil influence to turn many a pure maiden into worthless thots, not fit for any man.
To start your quest, I shall grant you each one piece of enchanted gear. What do you choose?
Ryder Barnes
I want the Dick of Vecna
Michael Cox
A cloak to help with stealth archery, I am the parties scout
Tyler Walker
>tzap
>pop
You are granted the Dick of Vecna. You can now get hard and ejaculate on command, but can only truly love traps now. Enjoy!
Jacob Hill
>tzap
>pop
You are granted the Cloak of That One Kid Who Nobody Noticed In High School! You can use the cloak to gain a ninety-percent chameleon effect, but are doomed to drop any lunch tray or plate you pick up in the cafeteria.
Colton Nelson
r9k going on a gf quest would look something like this
Wyatt Hughes
Fucking kek this is one of the best things i have seen on this site if not the best thing
Ian Brown
tendie
WENDIES
Anthony Cooper
it is a top tier meme
Hudson Morgan
The quest is tracking down fagposters on our board and redirecting them formally in person to /lgbt/ where they belong.
Christopher Torres
>redirecting them formally in person to /lgbt/ where they belong.
*putting them out of their misery with firing squads
Zachary Wood
Pillaging small villages for hairy smelly milf plow pigs and their virgin daughters desu.
Nicholas Cook
>gently patting their heads until they fall asleep and stop posting because the hole in their hearts have been filled metaphorically in a non-negative way with love and comfort
Benjamin Cox
>810 km through Persian Empire
this would be quite the adventure indeed, just go back 1000 years and you're set
Leo Williams
I ask for something that let's me utilize my razor sharp wits and vast intelligence to crush the foes before me
The pen IS mightier than the sword steve you jerk you will never disrespect me again
Christian Walker
quest to suck on femanon tits?
Anthony Myers
Time for a quest. The party is looking for new lands to explore and adventures but have no idea where to go after traveling for hours, the party encounters a raven messenger bearing a note of message about a princess in distress from the next nearby kingdom however while on their way to the kingdom the group also encounter a wounded soldier who instructs them not to go as the kingdom is a dangerous and evil place. Who do they believe, the message or the wounded soldier?
Daniel Butler
That's 4000km, user. It would take 810 hours on foot. That's like 2 1/2 months, factoring in rest stops, sleep and the occasional fight against persian bandits.
Landon Garcia
Oh shit guess I'm the brainlet one.
I'm fine with this
Isaiah Sanchez
The quest for GFs
Joshua Flores
The stave of Cock Blockula