/r9gay/ - #577

kill all bf-posters edition

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First for in love with my best frienx

KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, THIS IS NOW A STRAIGHT THREAD

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In DESPERATE need for a catboy bf

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It is now a gay thread again

Fourth for all faggots should die

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he based as fuck
FUCK FAGGOTS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JEWS
FUCK HILLARY CLINTON

most of you gays are insufferable
lmao

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Neck yourself furfag

Ninth for i confessed to one of my classmates and he turned me down and now we dont talk

im going to shit in this thread so hard

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idk. I hurt people a lot without meaning to. One time I had a half-boyfriend for a year and he was devastated when I told him that I thought what we had was fun, but that my feelings never rose to the level of true romantic affection. I'd be rich if I had a penny for every time I've been called a heartbreaker. i hate it.

>this anons luck makes me sad no one here likes the shit I like

>calls gays insufferable
>spams threads for hours
>thinks this will make people somehow not hate furfags more

>tfw your biggest crush is secretly a furfag

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We should use trip codes more often and possibly names too so people know we are real peoplee

i need a cute smol bf to cuddle with and shower with affection. Do they exist? desu

i need a cute smol bf to cuddle with and shower with affection. Do they exist? baka

>tfw too paranoid to ever have a bf baka

*ahem*

FUCK FAGGOTS
FUCK TRAPS
FUCK SISSIES
FUCK TRANNYS
THEY'RE ALL NPCs WHOS ONLY PERSONALITY TRAIT IS THEIR INSATIABLE DEGENERATE LOVE FOR COCK

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Filter baka and desu

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While you're at it you should go to /soc/ so you can share photos and have your hookup threads in peace without shitting up what was once a pretty decent board.

>want bf to suck on his neck

Giving hickeys is like marking my terretory even though im bottem 0w0

>tfw no anorexic bf to stave with and then nibble on each others thighs
Missed you napkun~~ uwu~

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@50321926
enjoy your porn board

...why does society hate lanklets? lol

I am starting a job at the post office and I am scared about learning a new job and being around people. I have been NEET for a bit and I would like to have a bf to hug.

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I sent one before I replied in the thread though. Please check your spam folder, okay?

>no druggie suicide bf to watch existential movies with whilst high, okay?

>stop masturbation
>proceeds to masturbate four times in a row
pottery

Does anyone have the original Ted screenshot?

Oh no what am I going to do you changed one word

What if I'm not actually gay and I only like the idea of having a bf because I want to be 'different' and hip? baka

>tfw n0 bf to take turns playing Kingdom Hearts with

I don't know who you are, user, you got the wrong person.

>no 6'5 bf to hold me down and rape me

arent manlets welcome here too? baka

>tfw n0 comfy bf to hate on attention whores with

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>tfw no bf to spam generals with

40th for ricardo

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I don't believe him.

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>tfw no one ever is obsessed with me

>tfw everyone else ITT is obsessed with someone or has someone obsessed with them

How do you find a person like dis?

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>tfw no bf to lynch disgusting retarded teenage furfags with

I wish I was cute should I just kms anime boys ruined the perception of myself and 2d boys

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>best friend has all but admitted he'd be okay with cuddling me
>Has said he's bisexual
>We are extremely close to the point of doing almost everything together
>Can talk literally all day and never get tired of each other
I'd like to believe we'd be bfs if he wasn't thousands of miles away. He is actually perfect but we can never be together and it hurts because I'm starting to develop a heart

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>100x125
lad

he can post pictures now, ahhhhhhhh. Also I see no change in the words?

>tfw no 25+ neet user gf

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I'm going to meet up with a guy this weekend, and we're going to suck eachother off. We only just talked online for about an hour. How do I stop myself from shaking and being too excited, and how do I stop the awkwardness, since it's my first time?

Hey faggots, I saw a thread about this on outer Jow Forums, and now I'm curious what your answers would be.

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Spiders only deserve love. Bfs are rare enough as it is. If every spider twink got one nobody else would be able to get a bf.

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get out, legitimately go to /lgbt/ or /trash/ please

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>tfw no Jow Forums bf to watch drumpf's speech with

>But will everything really be okay?
of course user, as long as you find someone to cuddle with

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why can't we just avatarfag like people

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All he can do is post thumbnails because he's too retarded to figure out how to scrape and save all the images he's copying.

>the bot spammer is back

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lads you don't have to respond to dumb baity nonsense if you don't want too

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>meet boy on grinder
disgusting I know but it's practically the only option
>get along well
>he's only kind of normie
>non-slut
>talk every day for a few weeks
>"whenever I wake up to a message from you it makes my day :)"
>feelsgoodman
>plan date
>date comes around, super nervous but still tried my best to look nice and stuff
>he's not opening snaps
>10 mins before supposed date he opens snaps
>"sorry user I was out late last night and overslept"
>feels bad cuz I was really looking forward to it but whatever
>for the next week he's less responsive and gives more one word replies
>no longer getting the "your texts make me happy" and the "i can't wait to see you"
>leaves me on opened a few times
>was waiting until his next day off work to reschedule a date
>day before his day off he starts posting pics and vids of him and this clearly gay guy hanging out
>gay normies have gay friends right?
>next day see his story
>he posted a pic of him and the guy laying down next to each other at 5:1AM

I wasn't overly invested in him so it's not horrible, but it really does sting. I was so excited to meet someone, especially since meeting irl is such a hard thing for me to force myself to do. Maybe I wasn't meant for this life.

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>tfw not gay but so desperate you almost created a grindr account
a-am I gonna make it?

I'd take a mentally ill pure bf over a mentally healthy slut gf

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I'm like that except probably not cute..

You don't have to be a alcoholic slut just becauase you're homosexual

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Who is your celebrity crush

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>anonymously tell my crush I'd date him in a heartbeat
>He seems very flattered and thinks it's cute
>If he knew it was from me he probably wouldn't care though
I wish I could make him like

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>tfw n0 mango loco bf

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>somebody said mean things to me because I'm a furry
>I'm going to shit my diaper and throw a temper tantrum with my script kiddie spam bot

>tfw fatigued but can't fall go to asleep

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I'm a virgin and I've never uploaded slutty pictures, how can I possibly be a slut lol

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You'll never not be pathetic furfag, keep crying though

oh its happening again yay

>eating in the car while rain pours outside and you listen to music
very comfy

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>tfw no bf to play minecraft with

I just want to be loved

Nothing like the first smoke of the day; today has been extra stressful to..

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user, I think there is something you should know....

>what are you looking at dude?

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i love this picture and at the same time hate it because i can't like this

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>tfw no gem bf(boyfriend)

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>pretty much 90% of the posters here want a feminine boyfriend with feminine features
i thought this was /r9gay/ not /r9cute/

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Ive got all the conviction I need
I just cant find a guy with butt

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Thanks, but i know someone in this thread is still cringing still at it

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why are all of your images saved as thumbnails?

Am I shitting myself or are these thumbnails

>he prefers this shit rather than play vidya or cuddle desu

>all these thumbnails
Oh dear, its someones first time I assume

>tfw want longer nails but can't stop biting them

>tfw no bf to get drunk with and cuddle

any gaylo boys up? is host bad?

i'd host but i don't wanna be a bad server host and stuff

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How has your year been going so far, friends?

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this world was not made for meh

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>left my house 60% of the year
s-so far so good ;^)

>17, talk with guy on omegle
>he lives in NYC, I live only a couple hours away
>fuck it
>agree to meet up
>gets uncomfortable when I try to make anything but small talk
>have drinks at his apartment
>go to decent restaurant
>talks about Marvel movies and Tom Cruise
>I try to bring up Kubrick or Tarkovsky but he doesn't know who they are
>get too drunk because of drinks at his place, barely any food or water, and trying to keep up with his drinking
>go back to his apartment
>has me give blowjob, cums in my mouth
>tries giving me blowjob, nervous and drunk, can barely stay hard
>rim for a bit, but end up falling asleep together
>I wake up, get all my stuff, leave out of shame
>bum around NYC for a couple days, see a few art exhibits, take bus home

Should I try gay again, I feel like I screwed it up

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the wind is making scary noises anons i think a monster is on the way

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Can we date user?

>17
>drinks
>cum in mouth
i can't believe user was raped and probably has an std now

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who am i quoting?>live in los angeles
who am i quoting?>can't for the life of me find any gay or all male ballet performances

why is the world so sexist? I just want to watch men dance elegantly without women fuckign it up. You'd think this would be something they'd have in LA.

yeah, as long as ya got a pure mind
I got tested. Several times.

smoller than the average boyos, but not too smol. unfortunately i can't pull off the long hair, but i've still gotten a few compliments on my current style. idk how to explain it cuz if I say it's a fade but longer on the top you're definitely going to imagine something that looks very different

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who am i quoting?who am i quoting?who am i quoting?>that feeling when ugly
who am i quoting?who am i quoting?who am i quoting?>that feeling when dont go outside
who am i quoting?who am i quoting?who am i quoting?>that feeling when dont have any friends
who am i quoting?who am i quoting?who am i quoting?>that feeling when stupid
who am i quoting?who am i quoting?who am i quoting?>that feeling when a midget
i just want a tall and strong boyosososfriend but i dont know how to approach people and no one will approach me because im so ugly retarded

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