I bought beers for you...

>I bought beers for you. Please drink these until you get drunk enough that you become attracted to me and have sex with me. Please. I need this. I need to feel loved. Please.

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>average women
>not even once
hell you'd need to be on drugs like beer to do the deed lol

cuite

Had a sad experience with a very ugly girl like this. Just made me feel bad.

>getting drunk off 6 beers

>an user fantasizes about interacting with his own projection
I can't really hate it because I do the same thing.
But I still hate it a little.

>6 330mL beer cans
>expected to get drunk on that

weebs are fucking pathetic.

for now all we can do is hope never lose it even if it means imagining

>I can't afford more. Please. I need this.

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They could be imperial IPAs. Even for someone used to spirits those will get you toasty.

wew and i thought i was an alcoholic

*headpats the nice girl, grabs a beer and cracks it open*

>"So how did you even buy these? Arent you underage?"

*sighs*
*Takes bag off of her hands and places it on the ground*
*hugs her*

>only six beers
lightweight baby

but I like boys.

There is no drunk enough that exists for us to have sex, unless I black out or something.

6 beers should be enough to get someone of normal weight drunk.

now if you're a lardass or an alcoholic...

>six beers
You want me to pass out or something?

alcoholic fat asses

fuck i want beer now...

>ITT things that would never happen

you gave me a good laugh OP.

I'd say "same." pound down three beers and pour some vodka for us. then have sad drunk sex.

I would be like this if I were a girl.

1 liter of beer isn't even enough to get a red blooded man drunk, s,-oy drinkers.
You'll pass out earlier from getting bloated with its water rather than from being drunk

I don't drink, though. I couldn't even if I wanted to, though, since I'm only 18. Also-
>partaking in peepee friction while drunk
Not today, roastie! You can rape some other dumb sod, but this man's too smart for your games! See you in court!

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Even back when I was over 300lbs and drinking every day 6 beers could still get me drunk if I downed them fast enough. I can't imagine what sort of colossal pile of lard made this post.

>an alcoholic...
guilty as charged, I drink at least a quarter handle every night in like 30 minutes plus more throughout the day and evening and even that isn't enough for me to even fucking get to sleep sometimes

*grabs one and drinks it*
>"Damn, this drink's smooth like your chest."