It's another imagining winning the lottery episode

>it's another imagining winning the lottery episode

What would be your plans?

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Unironically my only plan would be to buy Jow Forums.

Pay off parents morgage. Give 25% of whats left to a charity organiztion I support. Buy a small house. Invest the rest.

Lobby to give children access to guns and civil rights.

Blow it all on drugs and hookers and OD when the money runs out

Life threatening plastic surgery. And then a shit load of therapy, if not kill.

get a gf and have lots of babies

Buy a lot of land and sustain it by growing hay and selling it locally. I might also buy sheep and raise them for their wool. But I would have to do my research before actually considering those things. I could always buy land and put trailers on it and rent them out. But tenants can be a problem in that line of work.

Buy a small house with 4 acres of land, buy a shit ton of unusual's on tf2 and do alot of trading there, save the rest for basic necessities and other things.

The tr00 key to happiness is aforestation of the entire world so that the earth is surrounded by a permanent mist and fog which comforts the lotterry will be taxed away from you anyways so why bother?

Stop with the lottery shilling ffs its just a way they use to extract taxes from poor people

I put a fiver on the lotto tonight...

invest it all in Gwadar

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Set up a program where struggling artists can pitch their creative projects to me and receive money if I like them. Also setting up an art school.

buy some good rope to hang myself

I'd make sure that my family was happy, healthy and had everything they needed to spend the rest of their lives that way. Then I'd pay someone to kill me and make it look like an accident.

Buy a house and be a neet. Would occasionally travel. All I want is a peaceful and relaxing life away from people.

i dont know cocaine probabli

Buy a money printing machine and print more money

Robros ima buy lottery tickets today. Ima bring it back to r9k and we gonna spend it. We can start a gang and terrorize Stacy out in public

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>pay off my mortgage
>buy Jow Forums, set up a fund to pay it's operating cost indefinitely as a public service
>buy 4 of the old run down houses on my street and get them renovated and rented out
>set up fund for myself to make sure i get my living expenses cared for the rest of my life
>buy a bunch of mtg cards
>buy my dumb townie friends pizza and mcDonalds every night so they're extremely friendly to me while i kill them slowly
>set up a website where people can petition me for a chunk of my lotto winnings, promote it heavily, give it a terrible UI with loads and loads of required field to submit lay an analytics framework on it so i can watch the users struggle to get through it, and ultimately not have the forms connect to anything
>stream vidya or something for fun

get some stock then probably just buy some cheap house in the suburbs, get a good computer and eat pizza every day.

I'd give most of them to my parents.

cocaine and hookers

no but seriously

mdma and escorts

Buy mega mansion with acres and acres of land in Maine, make hiking trails in the woods, super long drive way lined with statues.
Buy house in Hawaii, Italy, Australia. Buy apartment flats in New York, LA, Tokyo, Britain, and Miami.
Buy 3 Lambos, a Ferrari, couple of various super cars that i dont know the name off, couple of BMWs and Merscedes benzs, couple of cadillac suvs, some shitboxes, and a pickup truck.
Hire 3 personal chefs . Hire a fitness trainer. Hire a butler. Hire fashion expert.
Would just drink , smoke, and fuck gold digging sluts all day while playing vidya aswell.

he said win the lottery, not have infinity money